Funny Pics that aren't worth starting a thread for

[Chairman Meow]

On 24/08/2021 at 18:38, halewood pete said:

 

 

 

That has to be photoshopped. 

There is no way that would be supporting his weight if the saw had been through it that far. Even without standing on it the end would have broken away if it was being cut and wasn't supported. 

[Vincent Vega]

 

[Chip Butty]

Kerpowndland

 

 

Well played the one arm hero. 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

"How's your day been, mate?"

 

"Well, I got my arse both handed to me, and literally exposed, at Poundland by a fella with one arm"

 

 

[Elite]

Bit extreme over a few packs of biscuits.

 

Looks like the Wealdstone Raider, heroin edition.

[sir roger]

Loved the 'Happy to Help' on his polo shirt.

[redinblack]

"Not scared of you, you're 'armless....oh......."

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

Is that the same Old Holborn that made twitter "jokes" about Hillsborough and the Bulger murder?

[Vincent Vega]

35 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Is that the same Old Holborn that made twitter "jokes" about Hillsborough and the Bulger murder?

A mate sent me it and it made me laugh so I put it on here. I didn’t bother reading the fella’s Twitter history to be honest.

[Vincent Vega]

[General Dryness]

7 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

A mate sent me it and it made me laugh so I put it on here. I didn’t bother reading the fella’s Twitter history to be honest.

No need to get defensive mate, it was fairly high profile at the time. I think it even went to court and he got banned off social media for a while. Links to the Sun get short shrift on here, it should probably go for this bellend as well. 

 

Still, it's not a hill I'm going to die on so I'll say no more about it.

[Red74]

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, General Dryness said:

No need to get defensive mate, it was fairly high profile at the time. I think it even went to court and he got banned off social media for a while. Links to the Sun get short shrift on here, it should probably go for this bellend as well. 

 

Still, it's not a hill I'm going to die on so I'll say no more about it.

Yeah thats the same cunt. No chance V V would have posted it from him if he knew. 

[Red74]

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah thats the same cunt. No chance V V would have posted it from him if he knew. 

Yeah, I didn't think he would. Wasn't wanting to cast aspersions, was just wondering if it was the same cunt.

[the chimp]

13 hours ago, Red74 said:

That's Dave going missing for a week with a wrist injury.

 

[halewood pete]

[Harry's Lad]

[Butch]

[Mudface]

27 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

 

[Red74]

Not funny but quite interesting (well, to me it is)

 

 

[Ne Moe Imya]

I remember hearing a talk about that once and the speaker suggested that was why we shouldn't listen to all the "follow your dreams - if you really believe in yourself, you can make it" messages coming out of Hollywood, which blew my mind.

 

Basically, the people that think like that are the one-in-a-million cases where their dreams actually did work out, and they gave up everything to become actors and actually succeeded. But it's terrible advice in real life, because for every one of them, there are thousands who gave up everything, moved to LA and are now working as baristas for near minimum wage in their 40's.

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

I remember hearing a talk about that once and the speaker suggested that was why we shouldn't listen to all the "follow your dreams - if you really believe in yourself, you can make it" messages coming out of Hollywood, which blew my mind.

 

Basically, the people that think like that are the one-in-a-million cases where their dreams actually did work out, and they gave up everything to become actors and actually succeeded. But it's terrible advice in real life, because for every one of them, there are thousands who gave up everything, moved to LA and are now working as baristas for near minimum wage in their 40's.

Yeah, people that say dumb shit like "you make your own luck" are invariably the ones who've been lucky.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Yeah, people that say dumb shit like "you make your own luck" are invariably the ones who've been lucky.

It's said that luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

[General Dryness]

6 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

It's said that luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Said by cunts.