Funny Pics that aren't worth starting a thread for

[Numero Veinticinco]

22 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

You know they are. 
 

Next time I’ll try and help you more before taking photographs. 

You know full well my balls are swollen and blue. 

[Sugar Ape]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

All the paramedics seems like overkill, just boot them back through

I’m willing to bet a large amount of money this wouldn’t be your stance if it was your balls that were trapped. 
 

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

I particularly like the person saying the one unforgivable sin is blasphemy. Phew, bet Ted Bundy was made up to hear that as they let him into heaven. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Sugar Ape said:

I’m willing to bet a large amount of money this wouldn’t be your stance if it was your balls that were trapped. 
 

I particularly like the person saying the one unforgivable sin is blasphemy. Phew, bet Ted Bundy was made up to hear that as they let him into heaven. 

Yeah, since when is blasphemy unforgivable, anyway? 

[Sugar Ape]

16 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

You know full well my balls are swollen and blue. 

If you’re just looking for me to kiss and massage them better then I’ve got good news for you. 
 

14 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Yeah, since when is blasphemy unforgivable, anyway? 

Jesus Christ, how the fuck should I know?

[easytoslip]

On 23/04/2020 at 10:36, Vincent Vega said:

Who's bottom left? 

[Bobby Hundreds]

6 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Who's bottom left? 

Looks like a scene from IT when the clown puts itself in old photographs.

[Chip Butty]

20 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Who's bottom left? 

Noel Brotherston. 

[easytoslip]

4 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Noel Brotherston. 

Ta

 

[easytoslip]

19 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Looks like a scene from IT when the clown puts itself in old photographs.

Not seen that  it I think i know the weird clown you mean. 

[easytoslip]

12 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Noel Brotherston. 

Can't find him on Google to see who he played for and the time, can't recall him myself. 

[Chip Butty]

4 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Can't find him on Google to see who he played for and the time, can't recall him myself. 

Blackburn Rovers was probably his most noted career, I guess. 

[easytoslip]

6 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Blackburn Rovers was probably his most noted career, I guess. 

Sound ta. 

[easytoslip]

Just found him, died at 38 of a heart attack for fuck sake, Spurs too

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

Just found him, died at 38 of a heart attack for fuck sake, Spurs too

Spurs died of a heart attack? 

[alles ist gut]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Spurs died of a heart attack? 

Unlikely - I'm in my fifties, and I've never seen a Spurs team with any heart

[easytoslip]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Spurs died of a heart attack? 

Haha, I can see that, though they probably had palpitations after Terry Mcdermott nodded in the 7th.

[Ne Moe Imya]

On 26/04/2020 at 13:26, Numero Veinticinco said:

Yeah, since when is blasphemy unforgivable, anyway? 

This isn't really the thread for this, but since you ask, Matthew 12:31-32 reads:

 

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Therefore I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven people, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. And whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.

Obviously different theologians interpret this differently, but the main interpretation is that it refers to resisting the pull that the Holy Spirit does through your conscience to cause you to repent of sin. So, if God works in your heart to cause you to see your sin, and you reject him and refuse to repent, you won't be forgiven.

 

In other words, basically, if you choose to reject God, that is the one sin that you can't be forgiven of because it's essentially a person saying they don't want to be forgiven.

[Numero Veinticinco]

11 minutes ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

This isn't really the thread for this, but since you ask, Matthew 12:31-32 reads:

 

Obviously different theologians interpret this differently, but the main interpretation is that it refers to resisting the pull that the Holy Spirit does through your conscience to cause you to repent of sin. So, if God works in your heart to cause you to see your sin, and you reject him and refuse to repent, you won't be forgiven.

 

In other words, basically, if you choose to reject God, that is the one sin that you can't be forgiven of because it's essentially a person saying they don't want to be forgiven.

Yeah, the final paragraph is pretty much how I understood it, so I googled it when I asked the question and the same thing popped up. Basically, it isn’t unforgivable. Unless you reject the forgiveness. In short, the guy in the meme needs to find Jesus. 

[alles ist gut]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

58 minutes ago, alles ist gut said:

 

Hahaha, had 3 exes text me and wondered if it was a common thing or if I was special. Obviously I'm not special.

[Remmie]

37 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

 

Hahaha, had 3 exes text me and wondered if it was a common thing or if I was special. Obviously I'm not special.

What did they want? For you and family to be healthy or hoping you had it?

[Dr Nowt]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

What did they want? For you and family to be healthy or hoping you had it?

 

Smashed, presumably

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 hours ago, Ne Moe Imya said:

This isn't really the thread for this, but since you ask, Matthew 12:31-32 reads:

 

Obviously different theologians interpret this differently, but the main interpretation is that it refers to resisting the pull that the Holy Spirit does through your conscience to cause you to repent of sin. So, if God works in your heart to cause you to see your sin, and you reject him and refuse to repent, you won't be forgiven.

 

In other words, basically, if you choose to reject God, that is the one sin that you can't be forgiven of because it's essentially a person saying they don't want to be forgiven.

... but posting a picture suggesting that Jesus was a bumder would, presumably, be "speaking a word against the Son of Man" and is therefore forgivable.

 

Looks like Ivan Jellical from Facebook is wrong.

[Bob]

2 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

I don’t get it. I. Could do with some added context, or maybe more than that; a full written description of what this is about.

 

ta.