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Gets woken up at 4.30am by her.

 

Her - Babe, you're snoring.

Me - Right, sorry

Her - it's been for like an hour

Me - It'll be this flu

Her - I'm up in an hour and I've been awake because of it.

Me - *gets up and jumps in a spare bed*

Her - Why did you get up?

Me - because you can't sleep so I thought I'd jump in the spare bed so you can get an hour.

Her - I wasn't kicking you out

Me - I know.

Her - so why did you get up?

Me - you won't hear me snoring in here

Her - Well I'm getting up now anyway

Me - okay

Her - I'm so tired

Me - go back to fucking bed then

Her - Why are you shouting?

 

Give me fucking strength.

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Gets woken up at 4.30am by her.

 

Her - Babe, you're snoring.

Me - Right, sorry

Her - it's been for like an hour

Me - It'll be this flu

Her - I'm up in an hour and I've been awake because of it.

Me - *gets up and jumps in a spare bed*

Her - Why did you get up?

Me - because you can't sleep so I thought I'd jump in the spare bed so you can get an hour.

Her - I wasn't kicking you out

Me - I know.

Her - so why did you get up?

Me - you won't hear me snoring in here

Her - Well I'm getting up now anyway

Me - okay

Her - I'm so tired

Me - go back to fucking bed then

Her - Why are you shouting?

 

Give me fucking strength.

Wrong thread, but the point remains.
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And the way it corrects its fall right at the last millisecond is breath taking.

 

The transfer to the mouth in mid-air--spectacular.

 

I'm still trying to work out what it is that is dropped on the sofa, is it a mouse?

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