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What's the worst thing to run out of?


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What is the worst thing to run out of?  

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  1. 1. What is the worst thing to run out of?



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Bog roll, i often find myself doing the bunny hop in search of something to whipe my arse with.

 

Reminds me of the Budweiser (I think) radio advert from a few years ago. "Thank you mr restroom-toilet-paper-refiller. So we don't have to do the bunny hop with our trousers round our ankles in search of toilet roll." Or something like that.

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We never run out of any of this stuff - we always have loads spare. We keep milk frozen as the kids drink gallons of the stuff, so the nearest we come to a crisis is when we forget to take one out to thaw. Even then, 20 mins in the microwave sorts it.

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Bog roll, i often find myself doing the bunny hop in search of something to whipe my arse with.

 

My mate at university (honest, Guv, it was a mate... definitely not me) got caught out like this and ended up using his socks.

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Reminds me of the Budweiser (I think) radio advert from a few years ago. "Thank you mr restroom-toilet-paper-refiller. So we don't have to do the bunny hop with our trousers round our ankles in search of toilet roll." Or something like that.

 

Heard it, 'Like a brave soldier you storm hostile territory to help your troops armed only with a newspaper.'

 

And it made me laugh. Hard.

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It's one of them, you're not arsed about smoking until you find out you've only got 4 fags between 2 of you to last 2 hours (which may be all you'd smoke anyway in that time) but it all of a sudden becomes the most important thing ever to get more and you're desperate to get some in case, god forbid, you have no fags left. Plus the 4 fags left in the pack get smoked in 15 minutes :biggrin:

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It's one of them, you're not arsed about smoking until you find out you've only got 4 fags between 2 of you to last 2 hours (which may be all you'd smoke anyway in that time) but it all of a sudden becomes the most important thing ever to get more and you're desperate to get some in case, god forbid, you have no fags left. Plus the 4 fags left in the pack get smoked in 15 minutes :biggrin:
You sound like Allen Carr
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