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Some kind of Morris dance competition I presume? Because you do know the unacceptibility of *f on the GF, no matter how random?
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Trying to make a printer on one floor talk wirelessly to a router on another floor.

 

I'm currently wondering if a box of matches will help it to find its voice.

 

Tis a nightmare - we are using a couple wireless Brother MFCs and trying to get the feckers to work wirelessly is akin to some kind of voodoo.

 

Have you tri- aww fuck it, I feel for you.

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Just accidently pasted this into a reply I writing then decided to post it here instead and forget doing my other post.

 

• There could be a serious problem with drains and sewers for this application. Southern Water have already indicated that there is no additional capacity on the land adjacent to the South of the Cliff.

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Ace.

 

What about mine...

 

A common legend about the kangaroo's English name is that it came from the Aboriginal words for "I don't understand you." According to this legend, Captain James Cook and naturalist Sir Joseph Banks were exploring Australia when they happened upon the animal. They asked a nearby local what the creatures were called. The local responded "Kangaroo", meaning "I don't understand you", which Cook took to be the name of the creature.[citation needed]

 

Man, we have some great conversations. Cutting and pasting wiki.

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Skruva in återföringsdonet helt i husets (32) anslutningsgänga för

koldioxidflaskan (38) och för slagstiftet (26) till uppspänt läge.

Manövrera hävarmen (19) och pressa samt håll slagstiftet (22) in i

slagstiftet (26) och se till att slagstiftet (22) bottnar i centrum på

slagstiftet (26). Ta bort återföringsdonet och anslut säkringen (15).

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Om säkringen (15) inte kan anslutas helt ska mom 11 ovan upprepas.

 

What fun I have.

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Skruva in återföringsdonet helt i husets (32) anslutningsgänga för

koldioxidflaskan (38) och för slagstiftet (26) till uppspänt läge.

Manövrera hävarmen (19) och pressa samt håll slagstiftet (22) in i

slagstiftet (26) och se till att slagstiftet (22) bottnar i centrum på

slagstiftet (26). Ta bort återföringsdonet och anslut säkringen (15).

Anm

Om säkringen (15) inte kan anslutas helt ska mom 11 ovan upprepas.

 

What fun I have.

 

I confidently predict that is your shopping list.

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Yep. All it says is 2 pints of milk. These swedes don't half go on.

 

I'd imagine the swedes would spank your bare behind with birch if you used imperial measurements.

 

Thats quite why I fancy a trip there actually.

 

"Hello fit Swedish fanny, can you direct me to the nearest massage parlour?

 

Whats that you say 3 furlongs to the north

 

Fine, I'll pull my strides down, silly me." *

 

 

*What the hell, just went with the fantasy for a minute there.

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I'd imagine the swedes would spank your bare behind with birch if you used imperial measurements.

 

Thats quite why I fancy a trip there actually.

 

"Hello fit Swedish fanny, can you direct me to the nearest massage parlour?

 

Whats that you say 3 furlongs to the north

 

Fine, I'll pull my strides down, silly me." *

 

 

*What the hell, just went with the fantasy for a minute there.

 

How were the plopps and kex mate? I am not a fan of either, but they are comedy chocolates. I like the marabou with digestive best myself. The bilar are a swedish classic.

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