Rot in Hell, Jerry Falwell

[theghost]

I hope you go to hell and burn for eternity, you fucking cunt.

 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070515/ap_on_re_us/jerry_falwell

 

A list of quotes from the big guy:

 

 

“AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”

 

“And the evangelicals, 80 millions of us in America, everyone knows we're the best friends Israel has, the best friends Jewish people around the world, including America, have.”

 

“And, these Islamic fundamentalists, these radical terrorists, these Middle Eastern monsters are committed to destroying the Jewish nation, driving her into the Mediterranean, conquering the world.”

 

“Any sex outside of the marriage bond between a man and a woman is violating God's law.”

 

“Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America.”

 

“But I don't believe anyone begins a homosexual.”

 

“Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.”

 

“Fred Phelps does not give the religious right a bad name, because nobody claims kin to that guy.”

 

“God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve.”

 

“God created the family to provide the maximum love and support and morality and example that one can imagine.”

 

“God himself preserved the Bible, and brought it down through the ages.”

 

“Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America.”

 

“I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it, garbage in, garbage out.”

 

“I am such a strong admirer and supporter of George W. Bush that if he suggested eliminating the income tax or doubling it, I would vote yes on first blush.”

 

“I believe that all of us are born heterosexual, physically created with a plumbing that's heterosexual, and created with the instincts and desires that are basically, fundamentally, heterosexual.”

 

“I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time.”

 

“I do not believe we can blame genetics for adultery, homosexuality, dishonesty and other character flaws.”

 

“I don't think I know a Scientologist except when I see one or two of their actors on the Hollywood screen.”

 

“I don't think religious groups should be allowed to apply for federal funds to start new ministries they have not been doing before the funding was available.”

 

“I take the Bible as the standard.”

 

“I think hell's a real place where real people spend a real eternity.”

 

“I think pornography is a scourge on society.”

 

“I think the Moslem faith teaches hate.”

 

“I truly cannot imagine men with men, women with women, doing what they were not physically created to do, without abnormal stress and misbehavior.”

 

“I work 6:00 a.m. to midnight, seven days a week.”

 

“I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco or alcohol.”

 

“If I were doing something that the Bible condemns, I have two choices. I can straighten up my act, or I can somehow distort and twist and change the meaning of the Bible.”

 

“If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.”

 

“In other words, my First Amendment rights and yours end where the welfare of the little people begins, and there are laws about that.”

 

“In other words, when the nation is on its knees, the only normal and natural and spiritual thing to do is what we ought to be doing all the time- calling upon God.”

 

“It is God's planet - and he's taking care of it. And I don't believe that anything we do will raise or lower the temperature one point.”

 

“My problem is not with the intentions of the Bush presidency. My problem is where it might go under his successors.”

 

“Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.”

 

“The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.”

 

“The idea was that while you can attack a public figure, you shouldn't be able to attack his mother, or is wife, or his children, they are not public figures.”

 

“The whole global warming thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability.”

 

“There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.”

 

“We will see a breakdown of the family and family values if we decide to approve same-sex marriage, and if we decide to establish homosexuality as an acceptable alternative lifestyle with all the benefits that go with equating it with the heterosexual lifestyle.”

 

“When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit.”

 

"I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed."

 

"And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this happen."

 

"If we are going to save America and evangelize the world, we cannot accommodate secular philosophies that are diametrically opposed to Christian truth ... We need to pull out all the stops to recruit and train 25 million Americans to become informed pro-moral activists whose voices can be heard in the halls of Congress. I am convinced that America can be turned around if we will all get serious about the Master's business. It may be late, but it is never too late to do what is right. We need an old-fashioned, God-honoring, Christ-exalting revival to turn American back to God. America can be saved!"

 

"The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior."

 

"We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism ... we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today ... our battle is with Satan himself."

 

"I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians, who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way — all of them who try to secularize America — I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.'"

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Sounds like a real visionary to me ..... pity he didnt have any extreme views that might have endeared himself firmly to any radical right wing groups, I might have liked him more then....

[Malarkey]

Thought this was about Jerry Halliwell. Bastard.

[Strontium]

Religion :thumbup:

[Guest shaunshanks]

No more fanatical than someone saying "behead the infidels" because they drew a cartoon of Muhamed (spelling) or is that too contraversial?

[Malarkey]

This Falwell fella sounds like a skidmark on the underpants of soceity.

[chance the dog]

No more fanatical than someone saying "behead the infidels" because they drew a cartoon of Muhamed (spelling) or is that too contraversial?

 

Exactly their both off their fucking heads, but at least one is dead now, until the next freak pops up.

[G Richards]

I was interested to see that one of the quotes was against Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church (Westoboro has appeared on the GF in a thread before if I recall correctly). It would seem there are degrees of fundamentalism.

[theghost]

I was interested to see that one of the quotes was against Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church (Westoboro has appeared on the GF in a thread before if I recall correctly). It would seem there are degrees of fundamentalism.

 

Well, they're both nuts. Shades of gray indeed.

[Best Believe It]

Religion :thumbup:

 

If there was no religion, this guy would still be a knobend

[TheHowieLama]

Not been a real good couple of weeks for Jerry Jr.

 

 

“Becki and I developed an intimate relationship and Jerry enjoyed watching from the corner of the room.”

 

                                                                                 The Pool Boy

[Em City]

I can almost hear Hitchens's ghost sipping on some whiskey.

 

 

https://youtu.be/doKkOSMaTk4

 

[Anubis]

Get the sex tape leaked....

[Strontium]

Always wondered why they named the local Wetherspoons after him.

[Pete]

I did wonder if he took the plunge with the pool boy but it appears he just watched.  Even so, still a hypocritical fucker.