Snooker

[Remmie]

Now Ronnie's out who cares?

Oh yeah, me

[Remmie]

Just as long as that wobbling jelly fan Murphy the Christian doesn't win. Among his offences include superman socks and a lucky teddy. Some poor bitch accepts his pin dick in her twatmantle ever now and then. He looks like he constantly has doughnut residue on his dribble-chin the smug tubby jizzburglar

[Carradona]

I'm going for Selby to win.

[Remmie]

Sooooo hungover right now

[Cath]

Just as long as that wobbling jelly fan Murphy the Christian doesn't win. Among his offences include superman socks and a lucky teddy. Some poor bitch accepts his pin dick in her twatmantle ever now and then. He looks like he constantly has doughnut residue on his dribble-chin the smug tubby jizzburglar

 

I don't know anything about snooker, well I know it's dull watching someone push those little balls into those holes but I found this particularly nauseating.

[Franny DelMucho]

Maguire is dishing out the century breaks again. He's gonna win it.

[gazelle]

He is looking on fine form, only 3-1 though, Higgins should provide a good battle..

[Remmie]

He is looking on fine form, only 3-1 though, Higgins should provide a good battle..

Do you ever go to work?

[gazelle]

Do you ever go to work?

 

I am at work.. says the man who was still up posting at 4am! Bet your feeling like pooh!

[Michael Howard]

Just as long as that wobbling jelly fan Murphy the Christian doesn't win. Among his offences include superman socks and a lucky teddy. Some poor bitch accepts his pin dick in her twatmantle ever now and then. He looks like he constantly has doughnut residue on his dribble-chin the smug tubby jizzburglar

 

That made me laugh a lot ! - which is a rare feat for your Remmie.

 

Snooker has not been the same since Ray Rearden retired. I saw an exhibition match at Wallasey town hall between Dennis Taylor and Silvano Francisco - must have been mid 80s. aaaah the glory days of snooker.

 

 

 

* I may even have worn a snooker jumper that my aunty knitted for me . . . . . . . . .

[Remmie]

I am at work.. says the man who was still up posting at 4am! Bet your feeling like pooh!

I work (not particularly) hard and I play (somewhat) hard.

 

What kind of office have you got then with Snooker on? Lucky ho

[gazelle]

I work (not particularly) hard and I play (somewhat) hard.

 

What kind of office have you got then with Snooker on? Lucky ho

 

 

Watched a bit in the pub at lunch, and now watchin via BBC sport. No sound but its good enough.

[gazelle]

and now its not working..

[gazelle]

3-3 Higgins just dished out a century.. looks like it's going to be a tight.

[Carradona]

I hate this safety shot nonsense.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I don't know anything about snooker, well I know it's dull watching someone push those little balls into those holes but I found this particularly nauseating.

 

 

Wonder was it because shawn brought up the whole lewinsky thing again. I hate willie Thorn with a passion, he bangs on about "shot to nothings" to an uncomfortable degree, and his banter is lame at best. John Parrot is the jewel in the snooker cunt crown though. The thing that pisses me off about him more than anything is on QOS the way he always has to make reference to his horse racing following, fat blue nugget.

[Franny DelMucho]

John Higgins. I love him because he is just a fantasticly good player but why does he appear to be squeezing out a massive log when he's on the shot?

[gazelle]

Last time I checked it was 6-6 now it's 8-8 - pretty exciting... and the fat man is leading by a frame 6-5..

[Christian]

I hate Maguire

[mattyq]

Normally Snooker bores the beejabus out of me but i've found it strangely compelling this year. No idea who's left or who's who but i find the gentle monotony strangely soothing

[gazelle]

Im not too keen - a constant look of misery on his face.

[Christian]

Without Ronnie it's a waste of time.

[gazelle]

I wouldnt say that - there has still been some good snooker played, im still hoping for the fat christian to win. At least ebdons long gone, every cloud..

[Remmie]

How can you want that twunt to win- he has a lucky teady for fucks sake! I reckon he has a secret compartment in the snooker table filled with doughnuts. I have no idea whether they have marmite in them though. Even if god does exist, I bet he hates that smug ass clown

[gazelle]

I just thought the year he won it, his snooker was excellant for someone so new to the game and then found myself always looking for his results. I just like to omit certain things from my memory such as meeting his misses in a christian chat room. If Ronnie was still in it then i would be going for him obvioulsy.