Dipping your pen in the company ink?

[Remmie]

What's your verdict?

[Wig]

Shagging the boss?

[Remmie]

Shagging the boss?

Am I fuck, she plays for the other team. At first I would have bummed a few birds here but now I work with them all day I find them far too annoying. I haven't dipped it, just wondering aboot the experiences of others who had or were close...

[gazelle]

I didnt dip so to speak, more of the dipee, but had a long term relationship from it - apparently the stats are quite high for couples that meet at work..

[dirty_sanchez]

I used to be boinking a woman who I worked with. It was great. I stayed at her house for nearly a year and got at least a blowjob every lunchbreak. It was ace passing her in the corridor back at work and knowing that half an hour ago she had her gums around my plums. Thing is, after a while it started to become a bit awkward. People like a good gossip at work and as soon as someone gets a sniff of it, it spreads like wildfire. After a while, we decided that neither of us wanted anything permanent out of it and we were fed up of the gossip so we called it a day. Apart from a quick fumble at the Christmas bash, that was it for that. A year later I was with someone else and she was engaged and up the duff. It was fun while it lasted as long as no-one at work finds out.

 

Oh I forgot to add the important details. She went like a shithouse door in a hurricane and would do pretty much anything I asked. She couldn't cook though, and was very shy to the bar. She also didn't like football or motorbikes, which is a big no no.

[Flying Pig]

I didnt dip so to speak, more of the dipee, but had a long term relationship from it - apparently the stats are quite high for couples that meet at work..

 

 

Sorry, I found that quite erotic.:drool:

[Anubis]

Not your own secretary. It makes work more difficult when they think they can take liberties.

 

Someone elses secretary is fine.

[Wig]

My boss looks like Typhoon from the natural disasters. An she's a she.

 

[JagSquared]

I dipped while at work last year, it was the christmas do, I was bored and had been going through a dry spell, she was a nice enough girl but nothing special, it spread round the office faster than anything... leading to a lot of awkwardness and plenty of gossiping... all this after saying to my mate the night before 'wonder who will be the twat everyone will be talking about the next day'

 

Would I do it again?

 

fuck yeah

[Anny Road]

I once worked in a sales office and when the boss was away his wife would come in. I was sales manager at the time. She gave me the lady boss routine and got the high hard one.

Her hubby was a bit of a lad, plastic gangsta.

I shit it big time (I was 21 at the time) I left a couple of weeks later and was looking over my shoulder for months.

Would not do it again.

[Sweeney287]

Met my missus at work and both still work in the same place 5 years later.

 

Have more than once dabbled in office romances as it can save a hell of a lot of donkey work on a night out trying to chat someone up.

 

Never gave a fuck about office gossips. Bollocks to em.

[Tom R]

Many, many times.

[RedinSweden]

When I used to work in hotels and bars, I worked such crappy hours the only chance I had to pull was at work.

[Duncan Clench]

It's a big YES from me. Makes the working day so entertaining! Nipping off to the toilet at work hasn't been the same since!

[RJ Fan club]

I have on a few occasions in the past.

 

It great when your single, young and fucking about.

 

However if you shit on your own doorstep when in a long termer or serious relationship then it can lead to anxious weeks/months and the office gossip is shite

[TonyTNT]

When I used to work in hotels and bars, I worked such crappy hours the only chance I had to pull was at work.

 

Yep when I was a Chef I ploughed through the waitress brigade like they were coming with a free drumstick lolly. The problem was that most of the other kitchen staff were as well. I now work for an insurance company and met my wife here, but prior to getting together I used work as my own private date a mate and slept with a few girls from my team. With hindsight ( the lass excluded ) I would have stayed away as they all turned out to be fucking mad as a bag of frogs.