Crap brag

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Went out for a smoke this morning whilst in work. Thought is missed the hail. It started to hail as soon as I lit my cig. I glared at the skies and I stopped. I finished my cig and as I closed the door I glanced back to the sky with a look of 'You may now continue' as I sat back at my desk, the heavens opened.

[jonnybastard]

I haven't cooked since I moved in with my woman 12 years ago. I only buy her flowers when she bears me a child. I don't know how much sugar I take in my coffee.

[Guest ShoePiss]

I recently started 10 pin bowling, well I got pestered to join a team to make up the numbers. I got a turkey the other day. That's three strikes in a row and finished a game with a 171 total. Look at me.

 

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

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I recently started 10 pin bowling, well I got pestered to join a team to make up the numbers. I got a turkey the other day. That's three strikes in a row and finished a game with a 171 total. Look at me.

 

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

 

Except the Jewish.

[RED Tezza]

Last night I Fucked the Mayor of Medway's Daughter after meeting her in the courtyard of Rochester Castle. we got talking and after 20 minutes I was bashing in her castle gates

 

 

 

True story

[Furmedge]

Managed to drink a can of coke in one go. No pause, nothing. Impressed no-one.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Managed to drink a can of coke in one go. No pause, nothing. Impressed no-one.

 

Normal or Cherry?

[RJ Fan club]

Managed to drink a can of coke in one go. No pause, nothing. Impressed no-one.

 

Was the burp a good'un?

[Furmedge]

Normal coke this time around. And the burp was so immense I thought they were going to evacuate the building fearing an earthquake. They never.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Normal coke this time around. And the burp was so immense I thought they were going to evacuate the building fearing an earthquake. They never.

 

Must try harder.

[moof]

Managed to drink a can of coke in one go. No pause, nothing. Impressed no-one.

 

It impressed me.

[melons]

I'm bunking off my lectures tomorrow. Sticking it to the man as it were, only given I'm paying the tuition i think i'm actually shafting myself on this one.

[Furmedge]

 

It impressed me.

 

A fan of my work at last.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm impressed by the coke drinking exploits also, has no place on this thread.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I post on the same forum as a fella who can drink a whole can of coke in one.

[brucespanner]

I post on the same forum as a fella who can drink a whole can of coke in one.

 

What about a GF lunch time challenge?

 

I'm giving it a go because I think it defies the laws of science and stuff.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

What about a GF lunch time challenge?

 

I'm giving it a go because I think it defies the laws of science and stuff.

 

Yes, most definitely, I can't possibly envisage finsishing the can so this will be interesting.

[brucespanner]

On it now.

 

Does ice cold Zero count?

 

Edit: About seven eights of the sugary fucker, thats hard it hurts after a while. The burp is immense though!!!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I did normal coke and drank all but about 5 ml, burrrrrp, sweet, it was freezing cold though and would probably have been much easier at room temperature, nice bit of heartburn for this afternoon.

[brucespanner]

I did normal coke and drank all but about 5 ml, burrrrrp, sweet, it was freezing cold though and would probably have been much easier at room temperature, nice bit of heartburn for this afternoon.

 

After about half way it feels like your throat is going to explode.

 

You truly are a god amongst men Furmedge.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Fuck me, his head will be massive now. And he already has a huge forehead.

[Furmedge]

Fuck yeah! Maybe I've sold myself a bit short there. Can you all come to my work and tell these classless fuckers they should be more grateful for me?

 

Skidders saying I have a huge forehead when you can stick an A4 peice of paper on his and still have room. I jest of course. Comes close though.

[jonnybastard]

I once beat TT legend John McGuiness in a fight.

[Stouffer]

I once had a tab with the bassist from Wishbone Ash.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Stouffer said:

I once had a tab with the bassist from Wishbone Ash.

LSD or a Cigarette?(as its known in some parts.)