Egg

[She Knows It]

I knew exactly what was happening. I just decided that I would let it go as I am not *that* much of a pedant.

 

But some typos are funny, and that was one of them. I had a mental picture of loads of donkey-jacketed strikers standing around a brazier, and Jeff having to eat them all in 12 minutes for $180. I don't know, maybe I am just mental, but it made me laugh.

 

And you are such a pedant. You're as much an apostrophe nazi as I am! And Jeff, I know you can spell. Apart from words like colour and centre.

[Paul]

I've never understood Poached. It's all watery and tasteless. Everytime I've tried them, doesn't matter where.

 

Perfectly poached eggs (I've never been able to manage it) are not at all watery and taste exactly like fried eggs but without the grease. On toast (or as part of a cooked breaky) with a bit of salt and pepper, they are delicious. If you like eggs, I don't see what the problem is.

[Monkeywool]

But some typos are funny, and that was one of them. I had a mental picture of loads of donkey-jacket strikers standing around a brazier, and Jeff having to eat them all in 12 minutes for $180. I don't know, maybe I am just mental, but it made me laugh.

 

And you are such a pedant. You're as much an apostrophe nazi as I am!

 

Considering I rarely use them unless I do it in academic writing or some sort of official capacity that is a bit of an exaggeration. Mentalist. You can be the 5th act in the circus. "unfunny girl".

[CrouchieBoy]

But some typos are funny, and that was one of them. I had a mental picture of loads of donkey-jacketed strikers standing around a brazier, and Jeff having to eat them all in 12 minutes for $180. I don't know, maybe I am just mental, but it made me laugh.

 

And you are such a pedant. You're as much an apostrophe nazi as I am! And Jeff, I know you can spell. Apart from words like colour and centre.

 

my engrish teacher was Americun sorry

[Monkeywool]

Ah yeah, I forgot the American version of English is something that is the equivalent of a 5 year old learning for themselves instead of being taught real English.

 

:whistle:

[She Knows It]

Considering I rarely use them unless I do it in academic writing or some sort of official capacity that is a bit of an exaggeration. Mentalist. You can be the 5th act in the circus. "unfunny girl".

 

You nearly took my head off one night on msn for typing "your" instead of "you're". I'm terrified of making the same mistake again in your presence, and my typing speed has consequently reduced by at least 10 wpm.

 

Back to eggs, I love frittata with some pasta chucked in. Closely followed by poached or boiled eggs. You've got to have runny yolks too,

[CrouchieBoy]

Ah yeah, I forgot the American version of English is something that is the equivalent of a 5 year old learning for themselves instead of being taught real English.

 

:whistle:

 

a country full of winners we are

[Duff Man]

Perfectly poached eggs (I've never been able to manage it) are not at all watery and taste exactly like fried eggs but without the grease. On toast (or as part of a cooked breaky) with a bit of salt and pepper, they are delicious. If you like eggs, I don't see what the problem is.

 

Yup, a well poached egg on toast is truly a culinary delight. Fucking hard as buggery to do though. Well the egg is anyway, I'm ace at the toast part

[Best Believe It]

Yup, a well poached egg on toast is truly a culinary delight. Fucking hard as buggery to do though. Well the egg is anyway, I'm ace at the toast part

 

Invest in a proper Egg poacher lads. You can have four of the little gems on the go at once. Four = two on each slice of toast. Now that's living!

[hamstrung]

Who buys medium sized eggs?

 

I'm a large man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[bigredruss]

i just love eggs, poached or soft boiled with soldiers. fried eggs play me up something bad, have gaviscon on hand if i eat them

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The worst concept in the history of mankind is when cunts put an Egg on a Pizza, thats a whole new world of wrongness.

 

D'ya think? Meet the Oreo Pizza.

 

 

Another level of wrongness - which I saw for the first time this weekend, courtesy of my brother's fiancee - is drinking a cup of the watery/milky/eggy runoff from the scrambled egg pan.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Invest in a proper Egg poacher lads. You can have four of the little gems on the go at once. Four = two on each slice of toast. Now that's living!

When I read that I felt like Mrs Doyle saying "Well maybe I like the misery!"

 

Get a deep pan, about a third to half full of boiling water, with a little bit of vinegar in it. Crack an egg into a cup. Then stir the water really fast, so you get a vortexy thing going: drop the egg into the middle and it will keep some sort of shape.

 

Then get someone else to do the washing up.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

D'ya think? Meet the Oreo Pizza.

 

 

Another level of wrongness - which I saw for the first time this weekend, courtesy of my brother's fiancee - is drinking a cup of the watery/milky/eggy runoff from the scrambled egg pan.

 

Yep, both of those are right up there on the wrongness scale.

[Remmie]

Is it still technically a poached egg if not cooked in water? I don't see how an egg can be cooked in water without going all watery. It also seems a lot of effort to cook a fucking egg!

[Ian Sea]

I'm well into fried eggs on toast at the minute. Hadn't had it for years but I ate it almost every day while I was off over Christmas.

[Paul]

Is it still technically a poached egg if not cooked in water? I don't see how an egg can be cooked in water without going all watery. It also seems a lot of effort to cook a fucking egg!

 

Slotted spoon and evaporation?

[Remmie]

Slotted spoon and evaporation?

But it will have already absorbed loads. I want to like poached egg but it keeps on letting me down.

[Kopite]

Well, I'm a scrambled man myself.

[odris]

 

Lovelllllllllly

[Cardie]

Can't beat a bit of Balut!!!

 

YouTube - Anthony Bourdain - Fetal Duck Egg (Balut)

 

 

[Thants]

Poached.

But best use of eggs is Yorkshire puddings.

[Duff Man]

Definitely this

[Kopite]

Definitely this

 

Wrong thread Duff Man.

 

Claim to fame - my best mate knows the lad who threw the eggs.

[Duff Man]

That was a mighty fine use of an egg, no?