Stabbings

[TheHowieLama]

45 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Reports don't look great for this. Saying "a number" of fatalities. 

Three right?

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Fuck sake. Perpetrators of these acts need to be made an example of, like daily torture for the rest of their life, same with terrorists. I'm talking medieval shit.

Calm down, Marcellus Wallace. 

[Elite]

5 minutes ago, Numero said:

Calm down, Marcellus Wallace. 

 

[Duff Man]

4th July is going to be really calm and peaceful, I reckon.

[Section_31]

Three men stabbed at Bournmouth beach, it's all going down. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

11 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Three men stabbed at Bournmouth beach, it's all going down. 

Three again? Magic number much?

[alles ist gut]

3 minutes ago, Numero said:

Three again? Magic number much?

What does it all mean?

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, alles ist gut said:

What does it all mean?

It means it is difficult to stab more than three fellas 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

It means it is difficult to stab more than three fellas 

But also addictive enough to not stop at two?

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

It means it is difficult to stab more than three fellas 

Genuinely a good point that, bet Andy McNabb and the likes have some insights on that.

 

"You can take down two, maybe three hostiles before cortisol floods the body and makes your elbows stiff, my suggestion is that you try slotting the first two with a suppressed MP5." 

[John102]

Im going to go for mentally disturbed asylum seeker, potentially sent packing, stabs 2 fellow asylum seekers.

 

Police arrive and cannot calm them down. Lunges for them and they shoot him dead.

[Bjornebye]

57 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Genuinely a good point that, bet Andy McNabb and the likes have some insights on that.

 

"You can take down two, maybe three hostiles before cortisol floods the body and makes your elbows stiff, my suggestion is that you try slotting the first two with a suppressed MP5." 

Just be thankful these cats haven't learnt the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Just be thankful these cats haven't learnt the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

When a professional knife thrower loses his/hair shit there will be carnage, ninja stars don't bear thinking about.

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Genuinely a good point that, bet Andy McNabb and the likes have some insights on that.

 

"You can take down two, maybe three hostiles before cortisol floods the body and makes your elbows stiff, my suggestion is that you try slotting the first two with a suppressed MP5." 

Those SAS blokes must be pissed off that all their knives have snakes wrapped around them.

[alles ist gut]

3 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

It means it is difficult to stab more than three fellas 

Michael Barrymore has news for you, son

[Curly]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

When a professional knife thrower loses his/hair shit there will be carnage, ninja stars don't bear thinking about.

Some people take it quite hard when they go bald to be fair.

[Section_31]

16 minutes ago, alles ist gut said:

Michael Barrymore has news for you, son

He had a handle on the situation 

[Elite]

20 minutes ago, belarus said:

Some people take it quite hard when they go bald to be fair.

Haha, one hell of a typo that

 

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

He had a handle on the situation 

Straight to the point

[General Dryness]

12 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Genuinely a good point that, bet Andy McNabb and the likes have some insights on that.

 

"You can take down two, maybe three hostiles before cortisol floods the body and makes your elbows stiff, my suggestion is that you try slotting the first two with a suppressed MP5." 

 

[Anubis]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/glasgow-stabbing-witness-watched-horror-22260043

Quote

Daniel said the attacker had harassed another friend before.

 

He said: “He turned up at my friend's flat a couple of weeks ago and tried to burst in but my friend slammed the door on him."

 

Daniel said the attacker was a loner who spoke very little. “

 

He added: "He didn’t ever speak much. I saw him around. But he barely spoke. I think he was not mentally healthy. He was so calm when he was attacking. Like it was nothing."

 

[SasaS]

So, who was he? What was the motive?

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, SasaS said:

So, who was he? What was the motive?

https://news.sky.com/story/glasgow-stabbings-warning-over-suspects-mental-state-before-knife-rampage-12015788

 

[SasaS]

7 minutes ago, Mook said:

https://news.sky.com/story/glasgow-stabbings-warning-over-suspects-mental-state-before-knife-rampage-12015788

 

So he was one of the asylum seekers, and others say he was mentally unstable?

[Mook]

18 minutes ago, SasaS said:

So he was one of the asylum seekers, and others say he was mentally unstable?

Your powers of deduction are formidable.