Horse racing

[easytoslip]

39 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Have to tell the truth and give credit where it’s due, all my winners were tips from my brother. 

Righto, i couldnt tip shite out of a wheelbarrow lately. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Paddy Power are offering a free 50p Yankee on Cheltenham races today. 
 

Can also be used 25p e/w 

[easytoslip]

17 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Paddy Power are offering a free 50p Yankee on Cheltenham races today. 
 

Can also be used 25p e/w 

Thats seems good, Knowsley Rd 4.05 Chic Avenue 3.50 Motahassen 3.20 Mabre 1.08 if i can get on it. Ew. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Placed on shit odds in the first race on the Yankee. It’s worth almost fuck all already. 
 

Got a 15’s on the later races and a 50p e/W acca on the same four horses in case a miracle occurs. 

[Rushies tash]

On the plus side, my £5 free bet from bet365 came in at 11/1 in the 2.00 at Cheltenham. I've now got £100 in my account made up almost entirely of free bets from them. Splendid, and just the tonic because this fucking virus is pissing me right off.

[Captain Turdseye]

I don’t understand the Yankee. I’ve gone from a free bet to potentially owing them money?

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I won 18p. Get in. 

[easytoslip]

3 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Thats seems good, Knowsley Rd 4.05 Chic Avenue 3.50 Motahassen 3.20 Mabre 1.08 if i can get on it. Ew. 

Load of shite that. 

[Rushies tash]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I won 18p. Get in. 

Ha ha, when I worked for Stanley's, there'd be lads who'd collect these slips from their mates and cash them, about 20 at a time.

[easytoslip]

21 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

Ha ha, when I worked for Stanley's, there'd be lads who'd collect these slips from their mates and cash them, about 20 at a time.

The bookies must make plenty on those pennies not picked up. 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I don’t understand the Yankee. I’ve gone from a free bet to potentially owing them money?

 

 

Ha ha , Cap'n , even I've never made a bet that bad that the bookie has demanded more money in reparations

[Jairzinho]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I don’t understand the Yankee. I’ve gone from a free bet to potentially owing them money?

 

 

Ha, this is the problem with these types of multiples from free bets, because you aren't getting the stake back. 

[VladimirIlyich]

15 hours ago, Rushies tash said:

On the plus side, my £5 free bet from bet365 came in at 11/1 in the 2.00 at Cheltenham. I've now got £100 in my account made up almost entirely of free bets from them. Splendid, and just the tonic because this fucking virus is pissing me right off.

Nice one. Only my free football bets from Bet365 seem to have any chance of winning. I dont follow the nags much any more.

[Fowlers God]

This is the one. I can feel it in my toes

[easytoslip]

9 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

This is the one. I can feel it in my toes

Are the Milky Bars on you then? Good luck sir. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Some long odds winners today. 18, 25, 40 and 80 to 1. Think the heavy ground had a lot to do with this. 

[easytoslip]

36 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Some long odds winners today. 18, 25, 40 and 80 to 1. Think the heavy ground had a lot to do with this. 

Yes not a look in

[TheHowieLama]

Longest shot in history has just won the Kentucky Derby.

[Gnasher]

9 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Longest shot in history has just won the Kentucky Derby.

Rich Strike 80-1..  Massive 150.000 crowd including the Donald and rapper Drake.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-61367800.amp

[VladimirIlyich]

Fluke bet of the year. I tried to put a forecast on the first race at Epsom on Bet365 but wasnt allowed to do it,so thought I was restricted. So I tried a double(picked the first race selection)and doubled it up with the second race at at Epsom,which was a random choice. I then hit this fluke.

Not a lot of cash but I hope my luck has changed.

[easytoslip]

I posted on another thread that i had to Caradoc 3.45, a pub i used to go in years ago in Seaforth. 

Edit cunt. 

[TheBitch]

https://mobile.twitter.com/racingtv/status/1533076678351671296?s=24&t=4kwTLEdN_c2s-UNSxo2TrA

 

No idea how you embed but I wouldn’t fancy being butted by a horse. 
 

And yes, of course I backed Buick. 

[Elite]

18 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/racingtv/status/1533076678351671296?s=24&t=4kwTLEdN_c2s-UNSxo2TrA

 

No idea how you embed but I wouldn’t fancy being butted by a horse. 
 

And yes, of course I backed Buick. 

I backed it as well. Betfair voided the bet at least.

[TheBitch]

17 minutes ago, Elite said:

I backed it as well. Betfair voided the bet at least.

Yeah I got it as a non runner too. 
 

One punch Jarv wouldn’t have stood for that assault though. 

[Captain Turdseye]

The only horses I did were two e/w long shots on the Derby. 

 

 

So +£26. I’ll take it. I’m getting nervy about my golf bets. Both of my bets with decent returns are floating around the top of the leaderboard.