Horse racing

[Bloke]

Dettori must be on the take in the middle east tonight. 

[Gnasher]

Ha.. Chelmsford tonight.

 

 

 

[Captain Willard]

Walked up to the Derby, about a mile from our house. It’s basically a big London piss up and picnic interspersed with the odd horse race. It’s good fun. 

[stringvest]

It’s a big hit with the travelling community so it is

 

[Bloke]

Coolangatta did Nature Strip here in Australia earlier on in the year, Nature Strip ran away with it last year in the Kings stand.

 

Artorius is a good choice in the platinum jubilee and I'll be putting a side bet on the Astrologist. 

 

Wellington from Hong Kong is a great horse that is behind a couple of champions over there.

 

I'm waiting to see about Cannonball.

 

A place multi/acca could be good involving these. 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

Ascot starts next Tuesday. As a knowledgeable racing aficionado I'd advise those not familiar with the game to look no further  than legendary Spanish jockey Frankie Dettori. 

 

It's his last Royal Ascot and he'll want to do his famous dismount one last time in front of the Queen.

[halewood pete]

3 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Ascot starts next Tuesday. As a knowledgeable racing aficionado I'd advise those not familiar with the game to look no further  than legendary Spanish jockey Frankie Dettori. 

 

It's his last Royal Ascot and he'll want to do his famous dismount one last time in front of the Queen.

 

[Bloke]

Just did my arse on Coolangatta fark.

[Gnasher]

Looked at my phone. My Coral app came up it said 'Frey bentos Newmarket' 

 

I said to my other half, fuck me Corals are desperate they offering vouchers for a tin of Frey bentos if you bet at Newmarket. 

 

Unfortunately I read it wrong it was "free bet on Newmarket'  I didn't have my glasses on. She said it's no wonder you never win you thick twat.

 

 Is Frey Bentos still a thing? I wouldn't have minded a free tin of that. Next fav looks good Malc 3-1.. got my beef on it.

[Gnasher]

16-1 won it Jaesur.. Back to the drawing board.

[Gnasher]

Favourite in a two horse race at odds of 1-25  beat at Ripon this afternoon. The beaten horse is called Doom!

 

 

 

 

 

[The Midnight Rambler]

Anyone that bets on an odds on fav like that deserves everything they get.

[sir roger]

I'm just surprised I wasn't on it

[VladimirIlyich]

24 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I'm just surprised I wasn't on it

Are you a jockey?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

@Carradona 2:05 at Newmarket tomorrow. Worth a quid each way! 

[Gnasher]

Carlisle today. That starter won't be getting a Christmas card from this fella. Fucking hell.

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

Also, scenes at Ludlow.

 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The sport of mings. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

I've mentioned this in the Boxing thread too, there's a free £5 bet going with William Hill online bookies this weekend, log in, click on the banner, opt in and it's credited to your account.

For existing and possibly new customers.

[TheHowieLama]

In 1997, a horse jumped over a fence and joined the peloton, eventually passing it, leaving the race only 20 km from the finish line

 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

19 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

In 1997, a horse jumped over a fence and joined the peloton, eventually passing it, leaving the race only 20 km from the finish line

 

 

 

Prance Armstrong?