Worst film you've seen at the cinema

[cochcaer]

Sex Lives of Potato Men was the first and only film I've walked out of /QUOTE]

 

I was prepared for the worst with this but it was just an update on those 70s Confession films with Robin Askwith.

[05 Milan]

Charlies Angels 2

[CharleyKnight]

Down with Love, I was forced at gunpoint by my ex. In hind sight, I wish she had shot me.

[Alan Sex]

bird on a wire. went to a drive in double feature with some mates - the second film was some helicopter testosterone film, which we never saw because we fucked off after about 35 minutes of the utter cack that was bird on a wire.

[Faustus]

Rollerball.

 

Horrible, horrible film.

[loadsoftrophies]

Ordinary decent criminal, i was only after seen the excellent "The General" about a month before and i had to go as my girlfriend was a big Kevin Spacey fan.

I wanted to walk out but she was enjoying it as she didn't see The General, i made her watch it a while later and she understood my rage at how shit ordinary decent criminal was, i still can't believe the cheek of Spacey to try and recreate a film that was about a year old and try and make it funnier with the same jokes. Wanker!:wallbutt:

[Slam Daniels]

I got dragged along to see a film called 'The Perfect Catch'. Rom-Com/Bucket o' Piss.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Perfect_Catch

[aikido]

I have walked out of all the below movies,

 

Black Mask with Jet Li

Windtalkers

Battlefied Earth- utter shite

Ghost Rider

 

 

Battlefield Earth has to be the worst movie ever made!

[chrisbonnie]

there`s 2 that spring to mind

 

the first film i walked out on for being shite was "A Clockwork Orange", i went with a mate of mine, after doing flag marshall for a moto cross meeting, anyway, it was shit, so i decided to have a nap during the film, only to see my mate doing the same thing, that was it, up and off i went, utter tripe

 

the second, and probably one of the worst films ive ever seen was "Spun"

 

utter, utter drivel, it was so fucking terrible it was untrue

 

i walked out of saw 3 as well, that was just plain sick

[L19red]

fire in the sky. what a blunder. bloody awful alien abduction film. avoid. 0 out of 5

[loadsoftrophies]

there`s 2 that spring to mind

 

the first film i walked out on for being shite was "A Clockwork Orange", i went with a mate of mine, after doing flag marshall for a moto cross meeting, anyway, it was shit, so i decided to have a nap during the film, only to see my mate doing the same thing, that was it, up and off i went, utter tripe

 

the second, and probably one of the worst films ive ever seen was "Spun"

 

utter, utter drivel, it was so fucking terrible it was untrue

 

i walked out of saw 3 as well, that was just plain sick

 

Have to say i really like Clockwork orange, but as they say "each to their own!"

[Mr Moustache]

Natural Born Killers - luckily I was with my ex and her nubile young cousin. Whilst the ex was engrossed in the antics of Wood and Juliette, me and her cousin played "flinch".

 

I won.

[Section_31]

Babel - closely followed by X-men three. I pick and choose what I see carefully and don't just go because i'm bored, both got good reviews and both were pretty wank for different reasons.

 

I almost walked out of Superman Returns as well, only time i've ever felt like doing that, not sure why - it was bad but not as bad as those two.

[Mark_b]

Open Water

 

Went and took my bird to it and I cannot believe the praise this film got, it was all about two people talking in the middle of the ocean and not ONCE do you see a shark, not fucking once, (maybe a fin, I werent really concentrating).

Only good part is when the shark does pull her under (after about 45 min's of talking)...utter B******S!

 

Aikido, you just maybe right about battlefield earth being one of The worst film's EVER, I heard it had a massive budget too and even got john travolta on board, a shocker is a ok word too describe it, but I watched it on telly so don't count for me.

[africanherbsman]

My Best Friends Wedding, two hours of my life that I will never get back.

[Da Bitch]

Have to say i really like Clockwork orange, but as they say "each to their own!"

 

 

have to agree with chrisbonnie about Clockwork Orange load of peeps raved about this film along with some others & ALL of them were pure & unadultated shite Haven't seen any at the cinema that have been bad, Most of the worst films I've seen including the afore mentioned have been on dvd

[Red Mist]

Solaris, starring George Clooney. I think I fell asleep after 15 minutes of the movie.

[Hand Shandy]

American Dreamz...

 

The wife likes Hugh Grant (I know, I know) and loves shite televised karaoke contests - agreed to go with her, wish to God I hadn't.

 

Absolute dogshite - never, ever, ever watch this film!

[africanherbsman]

there`s 2 that spring to mind

 

the first film i walked out on for being shite was "A Clockwork Orange", i went with a mate of mine, after doing flag marshall for a moto cross meeting, anyway, it was shit, so i decided to have a nap during the film, only to see my mate doing the same thing, that was it, up and off i went, utter tripe

 

the second, and probably one of the worst films ive ever seen was "Spun"

 

utter, utter drivel, it was so fucking terrible it was untrue

 

i walked out of saw 3 as well, that was just plain sick

 

What does it feel like to be wrong?

[DT]

Small Soldiers. We left halfway through it.

[Hand Shandy]

The missus has just reminded me that was part of a 'double bill' - the other film was 'She's the man', some American teen school crap about a bird playing football.

 

Also utter shite, but proves I must love my wife...

 

... for some reason.

[thisisanfield]

Lord of the rings 2. Somewhere between 2 and 3 hours of (imo) complete rubbish. I asked during it 'is it nearly over yet?' when it wasn't even halfway through. As I said at the time its 2/3 hours of my life i'll never get back.

[Strontium]

Solaris, starring George Clooney. I think I fell asleep after 15 minutes of the movie.

 

I enjoyed this, but if you're not a fan of "artsy" flicks, steer clear.

 

 

Also, Clockwork Orange and Two Towers... jesus, there's no accounting for taste.

[TonyTNT]

Evita for me....no I'm not a heathen but musicals that were originally designed for the stage should stay that way, add to the fact that it was constant singing.." la la I'm going to have a shit and drop off tarka the friendly otter" had me leaving half way through with my brother in law to get pissed in the bar and leave the lasses to it.

[kelster]

The English Patient, I'm going to pull the "My girlfriend/wife/ex pulled me along to see it" excuse for that one.