Monarchy

[magicrat]

14 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Are you calling me muslamic?

Heaven forbid mate, unless you have an IQ of a turnip and know this bloke. 

 

 

[Davelfc]

15 hours ago, littletedwest said:

Apparently Philip is only "resting" in hospital. Gotta be honest I can think of better places to rest 

Put the fucker in a death camp nursing home. Bed blocking bastard. Resting from what? Has he been doing laps of the palace grounds to raise funds for the NHS? He's spent his whole life resting the cunt. 

 

They think we actually give a shit about them, that the nation will go into uncontrollable weeping because some twat has managed to grift his way close to 100 years old. 

[Gnasher]

29 minutes ago, Poster said:

Put the fucker in a death camp nursing home. Bed blocking bastard. Resting from what? Has he been doing laps of the palace grounds to raise funds for the NHS? He's spent his whole life resting the cunt. 

 

They think we actually give a shit about them, that the nation will go into uncontrollable weeping because some twat has managed to grift his way close to 100 years old. 

Cant see you working your way into his will with that speech.

[Denny Crane]

Americans have just discovered Prince Phillip and he has been described as "been on 1% and airplane mode for a while now". Oh and his "eye socket looks like a vagina". 

 

 

[tokyojoe]

Isn't he fucking dead yet? I can't wait for the funeral, just to see the weeping masses.

 

And the Daily Wail.

[Evelyn Tentions]

17 hours ago, littletedwest said:

Apparently Philip is only "resting" in hospital. Gotta be honest I can think of better places to rest 

What's the old Lizard resting from? He hasn't done a tap of work since 1946.

[cloggypop]

 

[Tj hooker]

Do the Government give us a day off to ' mourn ' the malingering twat if he pegs it .

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Tj hooker said:

Do the Government give us a day off to ' mourn ' the malingering twat if he pegs it .

So we can take the day off to celebrate? Hope so. The fallout when the queen goes though will be unbearable 

[Champ]

BBC Breaking News. Prince Charles on his way to the hospital. Is this it then?

[Chairman Meow]

Just now, Champ said:

BBC Breaking News. Prince Charles on his way to the hospital. Is this it then?

2 for the price of 1? We can but hope. 

[Anubis]

Thought this was a quality dig, myself. 
 

Quote

“We can all live a life of service. Service is universal.”

 

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Do the Government give us a day off to ' mourn ' the malingering twat if he pegs it .

Nope, but we do get ELEVEN days of pre recorded and live programming 24 hrs a day as we mourn as a nation.

 

Jennie Bond and her toadie ilk all fucking day.

 

Fuck off you lizard cunts.

[Bjornebye]

Matt Hancock will certainly be hoping he croaks it 

[Leyton388]

Is the lizard dead yet? 

[Rico1304]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

So we can take the day off to celebrate? Hope so. The fallout when the queen goes though will be unbearable 

Mate - you’ve no idea.  A mate of mine works for the BBC and talked me through it.  It’s fucking scary.  

[Champ]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Matt Hancock will certainly be hoping he croaks it 

The Meaghan and Harry nonsense seems to have worked a treat

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Mate - you’ve no idea.  A mate of mine works for the BBC and talked me through it.  It’s fucking scary.  

Operation London Bridge.

 

Going to be fucking unbearable.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

[Stickman]

One good thing at least the roads will be safer while the old racist is in hospital

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Mate - you’ve no idea.  A mate of mine works for the BBC and talked me through it.  It’s fucking scary.  

Fuck sake. People will be crying with no food in and and these cunts will spend 500 million on some twat who couldn't give a flying corgi shite about the population. 

[Rico1304]

19 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Operation London Bridge.

 

Going to be fucking unbearable.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

It’s been updated since then, but that’s about the size of it.  I think I posted about it just after Christmas last year when I last met up with my mate.  He’s dreading it.  

[tokyojoe]

41 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Operation London Bridge.

 

Going to be fucking unbearable.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

It will indeed. It will make this country look even more fucking stupid than we already know it is. Some 90+ year old bint pegging it and all that.

 

I'll organise a street party.

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Champ said:

BBC Breaking News. Prince Charles on his way to the hospital. Is this it then?

If there's no armed guard he definitely is.

 

Just bought one of these in case.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

 

Who is going to carry out these sort of duties now?

[tokyojoe]

6 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Who is going to carry out these sort of duties now?

How will we cope?