Monarchy

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Rumors going around that the Queen has carked it. Probably just bollocks but her coffin dodging days are numbered.

Thought it was dead cats Cummings likes to throw on the table, not lizards.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

28 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Fun fact - the protocol is that if she dies in the night they delay the announcement until 08.30.

This is the protocol. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

This is the protocol. 

 

 

Hahahaha 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

11 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

If Ricey, Burnsy, Cheeks and Gibbo are saying it, it must be true. 

Until Ginger, Bonzo, Macca and Jock have commented i’m not convinced

[Creator Supreme]

Lying shower of bastards, she must have just shed a skin after all!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Hey Stig did you take the Queens Shilling or were you a victim of a Press Gang in Garlands? 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Hey Stig did you take the Queens Shilling or were you a victim of a Press Gang in Garlands? 

Joined up of my own accord as soon as I left school to get away from home. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Joined up of my own accord as soon as I left school to get away from home. 

I thought it was a Village People thing. My bad.

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I thought it was a Village People thing. My bad.

Obviously once I got there yeah. 

[A Red]

I was going to have a go at Stig during one of our head to heads about him being all hypocritical and joining the armed services and having to swear allegiance to the Queen. I checked and apparently the Navy dont require this. I've never forgiven the cunt.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

I was going to have a go at Stig during one of our head to heads about him being all hypocritical and joining the armed services and having to swear allegiance to the Queen. I checked and apparently the Navy dont require this. I've never forgiven the cunt.

Nah none of that shit. I was infiltrating anyway. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Most couldn't give a shit about that allegiance lark. I bet you'd be hard pushed to find a serviceman/woman who could rattle it off word for word without using google. Plus all done by swearing to a God that the vast majority don't believe in either. They had to force the troops to go to Church service by ordering so many to attend every so often. 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Most couldn't give a shit about that allegiance lark. I bet you'd be hard pushed to find a serviceman/woman who could rattle it off word for word without using google. Plus all done by swearing to a God that the vast majority don't believe in either. They had to force the troops to go to Church service by ordering so many to attend every so often. 

You used to have to go to one of the churches in training. The catholic church was great. Half an hour of hymns (Lord of the Dance being a personal favourite - absolute stomper that) then half an hour watching the Simpsons eating cherry bakewells. A serious treat during training. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You used to have to go to one of the churches in training. The catholic church was great. Half an hour of hymns (Lord of the Dance being a personal favourite - absolute stomper that) then half an hour watching the Simpsons eating cherry bakewells. A serious treat during training. 

 

I honestly can't remember having to go to Church during Basic Training, probably happened though. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

I honestly can't remember having to go to Church during Basic Training, probably happened though. 

Where was yours? Aldershot? Or Catterick? 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Where was yours? Aldershot? Or Catterick? 

 

Deepcut in Surrey. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Deepcut in Surrey. 

Sound. I used to have a drink with a few lads who were based there when I lived in Knaphill. Good lads. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Sound. I used to have a drink with a few lads who were based there when I lived in Knaphill. Good lads. 

 

The area was quite nice, used to go down to Frimley Green for the darts or a piss up at the Lakeside, it was only just down the road. 

[Scooby Dudek]

25 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Where was yours? Aldershot? Or Catterick? 

 

23 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Deepcut in Surrey. 

 

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Sound. I used to have a drink with a few lads who were based there when I lived in Knaphill. Good lads. 

 

17 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

The area was quite nice, used to go down to Frimley Green for the darts or a piss up at the Lakeside, it was only just down the road. 

 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, A Red said:

I was going to have a go at Stig during one of our head to heads about him being all hypocritical and joining the armed services and having to swear allegiance to the Queen. I checked and apparently the Navy dont require this. I've never forgiven the cunt.

Unless he was a Royal Marine, in which case he did have to and you're out of your depth.

[Bjornebye]

Prince Philip has been rushed to hospital. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

33 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Prince Philip has been rushed to hospital. 

According to sky it was a pre arranged visit. Wheres this "rushed" come from ?

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

According to sky it was a pre arranged visit. Wheres this "rushed" come from ?

I only saw it on Twitter. Sorry for not double checking his medical rota. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Probably serving half priced meals in the canteen and he's heard Jane with the big boobs is on duty.