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6 minutes ago, Champ said:

With Prince Philip? Eughhh. I hope not

Well for starters, he's dead & secondly I don't think it's possible for a person to have a 12hr sex romp.

 

Maybe a 20 minute sex romp followed by 11hrs 40 minutes of sleeping.

 

25 minutes with a corpse, at a push.

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2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Megan Markal is making waves today with the following headline:

 

"Duchess closes own car door" 

 

What a time to be alive! 

Their genius never ceases to amaze me. No wonder we pay so much for them.

 

 

 

Fucking parasites. Viva la revolucion!

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15 minutes ago, Mook said:

Well for starters, he's dead & secondly I don't think it's possible for a person to have a 12hr sex romp.

 

Maybe a 20 minute sex romp followed by 11hrs 40 minutes of sleeping.

 

25 minutes with a corpse, at a push.

Romp’s another one of the shitty words that no-one uses in real life...well, no-one I know

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4 hours ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Still haven't got over the fact they cancelled the Newcastle game when DI was killed *, so don't want one of them going on a match day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* whilst the word killed implies certain things, I am implying nothing.

 

Would have been my second game. My dad didn't bring me to the rearranged game. I haven't forgave anybody since. 

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20 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

There was a story this morning calling Will's bird 'thrifty' for wearing a dress for a second time...a £1350 dress that is!!

 

Cunts live on an entirely different plain!

Did you see the story about Meghan Markle closing a car door herself, instead of getting a servant to do it?

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-45650976/meghan-closes-a-car-door

 

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6 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Here we go again: hose the poor off the streets, so the chinless, inbred parasites don't have to look at them.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/princess-eugenie-wedding-homeless-people-13391932.amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

“As with any large event, we have offered a facility to our most vulnerable people in the community on the day of the wedding in conjunction with Windsor Homeless Project should they not want to join in the celebrations. This is an offer not an order. If people are happy to stay put they are able to do so."

 

 

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23 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

 

“As with any large event, we have offered a facility to our most vulnerable people in the community on the day of the wedding in conjunction with Windsor Homeless Project should they not want to join in the celebrations. This is an offer not an order. If people are happy to stay put they are able to do so."

 

 

Pity they can't offer it all the year round. Anyway, who is this pointless bint?

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28 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

 

“As with any large event, we have offered a facility to our most vulnerable people in the community on the day of the wedding in conjunction with Windsor Homeless Project should they not want to join in the celebrations. This is an offer not an order. If people are happy to stay put they are able to do so, until we move them on in the name of security."

 

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

 

Yeah, me and my pesky facts, eh.

You should really stop saying that. It makes you look - at best - moronic. At worst, it makes you look quite duplicitous. You’re the political equivalent of an Evertonian who implies Everton are better in Europe than Liverpool because they’ve never lost a European cup final then saying ‘you can’t handle facts’. 

 

It you think using facts - especially cherry picked, selective ones - is a marker of truth, correctness, competency or honesty, you’re wildly wrong. Facts are only worth a damn if you use all the relevant facts rather than knowingly suppress others so you can further a bullshit lie. Your avatar is an excellent example of selective, nasty, cowardly implications. Facts, not worth the arse you pulled them out of. 

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30 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

You should really stop saying that. It makes you look - at best - moronic. At worst, it makes you look quite duplicitous. You’re the political equivalent of an Evertonian who implies Everton are better in Europe than Liverpool because they’ve never lost a European cup final then saying ‘you can’t handle facts’. 

 

It you think using facts - especially cherry picked, selective ones - is a marker of truth, correctness, competency or honesty, you’re wildly wrong. Facts are only worth a damn if you use all the relevant facts rather than knowingly suppress others so you can further a bullshit lie. Your avatar is an excellent example of selective, nasty, cowardly implications. Facts, not worth the arse you pulled them out of. 

 

The claim is either true or it isn't. The people about whom the claim has been made have denied it, so that's pretty definitive, and now it's up to the people making the claim to provide some evidence that there is some truth to it. At no point have any cherries been picked, because no facts are being ignored. I never ignore facts, ever.

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7 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

At no point have any cherries been picked, because no facts are being ignored. I never ignore facts, ever.

It's basically your signature move at this point. That and whataboutery. Still you're free to post however you like. It's just a pain in the arse. 

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