My lovely Mayo Mammy..

[El Rojo]

Eoin McLove's secret.

 

"I've no willy."

[Anny Road]

How about a nice cup of tea father........Oh gone on.

Im afraid I have a rare disorder that means if I drink tea I will die.

I'll pour you one anyway.

[rondeco]

'You're not the boss of me!'

[Duff Man]

I love the one when Father Jack dies and he's laid in his coffin. There's this gentle music playing and Father Ted's reciting some poem or something and then Jack sits up all of a sudden and shouts "drink, feck, tits, arrrse". Brilliant.

[Red Dawn]

Fr. Jack in his wheelchair having a picnic with Ted and Dougal and there is a table full of drink. The camera slowly pans accross the landscape and as it pans back 2 seconds later the whiskey bottles are empty rolling around on the table and Jack is just sitting there with a smile.

 

or

 

the one where Ted gets an erection when he fancys some novelist staying at the house. He holds her book in a strategic position.

[dark train]

I was Skiing in Italy when news filtered through someone had died and everyone was presuming it was Father Jack ... Was absolutely gutted when I found out it was Ted... Thank fuck they got 3 series in before he went.....

 

RIP Dermot.

[sh#t waffle]

My favourite is the one with Bishop Brennan and the rabbits. Its ace. Dougal calling him Len all the time. Ted throwing himself down the stairs. But there are so many ace bits in so many of them.

 

'Hairy Japanese Bastards' is Jack's best line ever.

[Wig]

I was Skiing in Italy when news filtered through someone had died and everyone was presuming it was Father Jack ... Was absolutely gutted when I found out it was Ted... Thank fuck they got 3 series in before he went.....

 

RIP Dermot.

 

I know, that's a shame. Great TV show.

[The-Sir]

Just remembered the one where they're having a picnic and aren't allowed to swear.

 

"Fup off you backstard!"

[RedBrian84]

Every episode was just so fuckin good. Not one weak episode or character. Love Len Brennan, what a creation!

 

My fave is the "chirpy burpy cheep sheep" one with the King of the Sheep competition. Absolute genius.

[Gav]

Love the Milk Float one ,all the hairy babies and his massive Tool

The Victor Meldew one is a cracker as well

[RJ Fan club]

ahhh when Jack wipes his nose on a puppy

 

 

 

also like when Jack has a pet brick.

[captainharris]

ahhh when Jack wipes his nose on a puppy

 

 

 

also like when Jack has a pet brick.

 

Some of Jacks lines were fantastic.

 

"How did that gobshite get on the television?!"

 

"I love my brick"

 

"Hairy Japanese bastards!"

 

"Are those my feet?"

[Faustus]

"I don't believe in organised religion."

[Fink]

My 2 fave scenes - Kicking Bishop Brennan up the ar5e and where hes waving at the japanese with the perfectly formed piece of square dirt on the window.

 

Whats the one where ted is imagining what all his friends would say to him in a thought bubble, then dougal comes up to his thoughts and hes forgotten what he was going to say.

 

Absolute genius

[Ted]

My 2 fave scenes - Kicking Bishop Brennan up the ar5e and where hes waving at the japanese with the perfectly formed piece of square dirt on the window.

 

Whats the one where ted is imagining what all his friends would say to him in a thought bubble, then dougal comes up to his thoughts and hes forgotten what he was going to say.

 

Absolute genius

 

That's the Christmas one. Mrs. Doyle has just told Ted he's only the second best priest, and he's running from some fella he's just hit with a stone. It's fucking hilarious when Dougal does that.

[Faustus]

"I'm glad you know I'm not a fascist- fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do whereas priests..."

[captainharris]

Mrs Doyle: Tea Father? What would you say to a cup?

 

Father Jack: Feck off cup!

[Karl_b]

"Fed up with briiiiick".

 

"THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!"

 

"These ones are small, those are far away."

 

"..and instead of a mouth, it has four arses!"

[Ted]

Who do you prefer: Oasis or Blur?

[RJ Fan club]

[sir roger]

Something along the lines of

 

Ted; ' Father Larry Mullen's dead Dougal , an avalanche in Switzerland'

 

Dougal ; ' Thats terrible Ted , are there any chipsticks left'

[Faustus]

"AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH- NUN!"

[captainharris]

 

Fuckin' ell!

[Wig]

That 'king of the sheep' episode is fuckin hilarious.