Good Deeds

[Da Bitch]

They say no good deed goes unpunished!!- to bloody right!! on monday I had given blood like I've done many times before except this time while waiting for a bus home I felt a bit lightheaded, next thing I know I come round ( drooling) on the floor after fainting- spent the next 7 hours being scanned & prodded in hospital, result one massive headache, a lovely graze on the forehead, thankfully no other damage.

[Carradona]

That is why I don't do good deeds for anybody. Sort of.

[Remmie]

I used to give blood but they wouldn't take it any more- not because I have mecha-streisand aids but because of my interest in sky diving. Vegetarian blood is primo stuff as well. According to vampires

[Stu Monty]

I sent a programme to a little kid in some loser country with, no doubt, negligent parents this xmas. I'm virtually Jesus.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Just saved a frog stuck in a bucket. Took it down the garden in a tray of water, and hid it in some undergrowth where it'll be safe from magpies.

 

It's not my place to say it, but I'm pretty sure I've cemented my legacy as a cross between Dr Doolittle and Oskar Schindler. Had to step round a dog turd too. Selfless.

[Pureblood]

Another one ticked off the bucket list.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I gave directions to a woman this morning who wanted to go to Derby Square.  She seemed a bit stressed, so I'm guessing she was looking for the courts. I gave her directions, then made her laugh by telling her to look for Victoria's cock.

[Bjornebye]

I took a parcel in for number 19 earlier. 

[Captain Turdseye]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I took a parcel in for number 19 earlier. 

 

That'll be the wallet. You’ve sent it to the wrong address, you daft twat. 

[Tony Moanero]

I flushed the toilet after I had a shite.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

That'll be the wallet. You’ve sent it to the wrong address, you daft twat. 

Oh FFS I'm turning into FG. I've just put it on the side in the kitchen to remind me to send first thing. 

[Captain Turdseye]

*Looks for Jennifer Lawrence ‘OK’ gif*

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Not me but our dog. We were out for our usual morning walk earlier when we chanced upon this Jay bird who had a young chick in its beak struggling to escape with the chicks parents flying around the Jay flapping like hell. Our dog, Jessie started barking and lurched towards the Jay bird which shit itself, dropped the chick and flew off. I then watched with satisfaction as the parents hopped around the chick which was alive and after a few minutes all three flew to a nearby tree. Take a bow Jessie you absolute legend. 

[Bjornebye]

57 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Not me but our dog. We were out for our usual morning walk earlier when we chanced upon this Jay bird who had a young chick in its beak struggling to escape with the chicks parents flying around the Jay flapping like hell. Our dog, Jessie started barking and lurched towards the Jay bird which shit itself, dropped the chick and flew off. I then watched with satisfaction as the parents hopped around the chick which was alive and after a few minutes all three flew to a nearby tree. Take a bow Jessie you absolute legend. 

I’ve just walked past a Jay Bird that has died of starvation. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I’ve just walked past a Jay Bird that has died of starvation. 

Hahaha. It should have gone for the vegetarian option. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

gave our old car to a charity yesterday, it will be auctioned off and the proceeds go to Kids Under Cover https://www.kuc.org.au, then we get a receipt for whatever it sells for to offset against our tax.

it's a great setup and saves us the arse ache of trying to sell the car, i spent last weekend cleaning the thing, tidier than it's been in a couple of years

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

gave our old car to a charity yesterday, it will be auctioned off and the proceeds go to Kids Under Cover https://www.kuc.org.au, then we get a receipt for whatever it sells for to offset against our tax.

it's a great setup and saves us the arse ache of trying to sell the car, i spent last weekend cleaning the thing, tidier than it's been in a couple of years

What a great idea. Should do similar over here, the amount of half decent cars that go straight to scrap is ridiculous when you have families that can't afford to buy one.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

8 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

What a great idea. Should do similar over here, the amount of half decent cars that go straight to scrap is ridiculous when you have families that can't afford to buy one.

Aye, it’s pretty sound. We had the car about 7 years, and had depreciated it a fair amount through tax writes offs via using it for work, so it was good to be able to do something positive with it.

hopefully someone gets a decent run around and a good few quid to the charity. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 20/06/2019 at 11:26, arthur friedenreich said:

gave our old car to a charity yesterday, it will be auctioned off and the proceeds go to Kids Under Cover https://www.kuc.org.au, then we get a receipt for whatever it sells for to offset against our tax.

it's a great setup and saves us the arse ache of trying to sell the car, i spent last weekend cleaning the thing, tidier than it's been in a couple of years

When they are building studios,what exactly do they mean? Flats? Meeting places? Temporary accomodation?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

4 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

When they are building studios,what exactly do they mean? Flats? Meeting places? Temporary accomodation?

This explains it better than I can:

 

From what I’ve seen some times they will site them at the family home, on others it will be at an aunt or uncles place to direct into their plumbing etc.

[Tj hooker]

Was in Runcorn yesterday when a medium sized wagon was having a mare following the diversions so he asked me for directions to the new Mersey crossing poor bastard looked stressed to fuck , as I was headed that way I told him to follow me I even told him how to pay for it .

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

Was in Runcorn yesterday when a medium sized wagon was having a mare following the diversions so he asked me for directions to the new Mersey crossing poor bastard looked stressed to fuck , as I was headed that way I told him to follow me I even told him how to pay for it .

But you didn't pay the toll for him? You heartless bastard.

[Tj hooker]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

But you didn't pay the toll for him? You heartless bastard.

Yep that's me 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

On 17/06/2019 at 14:21, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Just saved a frog stuck in a bucket. Took it down the garden in a tray of water, and hid it in some undergrowth where it'll be safe from magpies.

 

It's not my place to say it, but I'm pretty sure I've cemented my legacy as a cross between Dr Doolittle and Oskar Schindler. Had to step round a dog turd too. Selfless.

Just rescued a bee from drowning in the same bucket.

 

Babbs: 2 - red in tooth and claw: 0

 

Should really empty that bucket, mind.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

All good deeds are selfish said the Queen Bee.