Small pleasures?

[Engineman Hicks]

On 19/12/2024 at 12:07, Section_31 said:

I'm at the dentist and all the dental nurses are wearing Christmas pyjamas.

 

 

Pics or gtfo 

[Engineman Hicks]

I went to a meeting at a funeral directors last week and they drove me back to the station in one of the funeral cars. Slightly surreal experience. That’s the driver not me. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Engineman Hicks said:

I went to a meeting at a funeral directors last week and they drove me back to the station in one of the funeral cars. Slightly surreal experience. That’s the driver not me. 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Always found the idea of posh cars and horse drawn carriages for funerals a bit odd. Most of the time it's people who've never been in such transport whilst alive, so it's almost like rubbing it in now they've snuffed it.

 

Like having Salma Hayek bounce up and down on your lifeless corpse. Here's what you could've won.

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Always found the idea of posh cars and horse drawn carriages for funerals a bit odd. Most of the time it's people who've never been in such transport whilst alive, so it's almost like rubbing it in now they've snuffed it.

 

Like having Salma Hayek bounce up and down on your lifeless corpse. Here's what you could've won.

Take me death, I'm ready.

[Harry's Lad]

3 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Always found the idea of posh cars and horse drawn carriages for funerals a bit odd. Most of the time it's people who've never been in such transport whilst alive, so it's almost like rubbing it in now they've snuffed it.

 

Like having Salma Hayek bounce up and down on your lifeless corpse. Here's what you could've won.

I agree.

 

Stick me in a bin bag, flop me in the back of a Transit and straight down to the incinerator.

Bish, bash, bosh, job done with none of that other bollocks.

 

Fucking Funeral Directors feeding on people's misery.

Thieving immoral bastards, the lot of them.

 

[Section_31]

3 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Always found the idea of posh cars and horse drawn carriages for funerals a bit odd. Most of the time it's people who've never been in such transport whilst alive, so it's almost like rubbing it in now they've snuffed it.

 

Like having Salma Hayek bounce up and down on your lifeless corpse. Here's what you could've won.

 

Yeah each to their own but I've never seen the point of anything fancy for funerals, even expensive flowers.

 

A funeral to me is a psychological measure to provide people closure, give them a good beige spread, let them talk about you for a bit and let them go home and go to bed.

[VladimirIlyich]

15 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Always found the idea of posh cars and horse drawn carriages for funerals a bit odd. Most of the time it's people who've never been in such transport whilst alive, so it's almost like rubbing it in now they've snuffed it.

 

Like having Salma Hayek bounce up and down on your lifeless corpse. Here's what you could've won.

I hope Jim Bowen was buried in a Speedboat,the cunt!

[Section_31]

Farted in the path of an old lady before, but what made it challenging was that I didn't want her to hear me (I'm not an animal), so I had to maintain an appropriate distance and degree of knots in front of her. But because of her age and diminishing wits which meant her hearing would be inferior to most civilians. I felt like a U Boat commander with a stop watch.   

[Elite]

On 23/12/2024 at 15:05, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

How has nobody else repped this!

[TheSire]

Wanks. Several.

[stringvest]

On 23/12/2024 at 13:30, Engineman Hicks said:

I went to a meeting at a funeral directors last week and they drove me back to the station in one of the funeral cars. Slightly surreal experience. That’s the driver not me. 

 

do they specialise in drive-by shooting victims?  Very gangsta.

[Bob]

A day off work in the middle of the week.

 

I've got somewhere to be at 3, so need to get my arse in gear around midday. 

 

Until then... fuck all, I think.

 

Apart from having to bob to the shops for eggs and bread for my breakfast 

[halewood pete]

Finding a pound somebody has left in the lockers at the swimming baths.

[sir roger]

39 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

Finding a pound somebody has left in the lockers at the swimming baths.

 

Well done

Get a hot blackcurrant drink from the machine. 

Swimming baths are the only place on earth this can be purchased.

[stringvest]

3 hours ago, Bob said:

A day off work in the middle of the week.

 

I've got somewhere to be at 3, so need to get my arse in gear around midday. 

 

Until then... fuck all, I think.

 

Apart from having to bob to the shops for eggs and bread for my breakfast 

you still got a lot of flooding in your local area? 

[RedKnight]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

 

Well done

Get a hot blackcurrant drink from the machine. 

Swimming baths are the only place on earth this can be purchased.

 

When I tell people about this, they act like they've never heard of it before. So seeing you mention it makes me know I'm not making it up.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

 

Well done

Get a hot blackcurrant drink from the machine. 

Swimming baths are the only place on earth this can be purchased.

I used to have hot Ribena as a kid.

[halewood pete]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

I used to have hot Ribena as a kid.

Same thing ?

[Tony Moanero]

7 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

Same thing ?

Yeah, just the DIY version.

[sir roger]

47 minutes ago, RedKnight said:

 

When I tell people about this, they act like they've never heard of it before. So seeing you mention it makes me know I'm not making it up.

 

Yeh, hot lemon or hot blackcurrant in one of those flimsy plastic cups that burn your fingers so you have to move it from hand to hand.Memories of Noggsy baths in the 70's and the chippy on the corner of Broadway.

[RedKnight]

25 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

Yeh, hot lemon or hot blackcurrant in one of those flimsy plastic cups that burn your fingers so you have to move it from hand to hand.Memories of Noggsy baths in the 70's and the chippy on the corner of Broadway.

 

Yeah, the flimsy plastic brown cups. Great days.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Out dog walking, an old fella over the heath had a Border Collie called Dan that wouldn't come back to him. 

 

[Wembley Trophy]

On 14/01/2025 at 14:16, Section_31 said:

Farted in the path of an old lady before, but what made it challenging was that I didn't want her to hear me (I'm not an animal), so I had to maintain an appropriate distance and degree of knots in front of her. But because of her age and diminishing wits which meant her hearing would be inferior to most civilians. I felt like a U Boat commander with a stop watch.   

Iv'e been giggling at this for about 20 mins, brilliant.