Small pleasures?

[Total Longo]

His twitter posts are as equally baffling, but with less characters used. 

 

He did a running commentary the other week on what i assume was Britains Got Talent, ironically.

 

Having not been an avid follower of that show, it was all very odd.

 

Could have been Eurovision, i suppose. That's Simon, he always has that air of mystery about him....

[lifetime fan]

At a spa day paid for by Simon.

That's class.

 

Repped.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

After 20 minutes of tongue action and sucking techniques (bear with me you pervs) you finally dislodge that piece of meat from between your teeth! 

[setreal]

So how did he send him it if he now doesnt have his address?

 

Via popetual motion.

[Bjornebye]

Slow news days, like today are perfect for a Simon thread. Tedious day at work where the clock seems to move at half its normal speed. The Simon pops up with a thread and you know its gonna be, a lovely lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lov ely day.

[rubble-rouser]

I miss him too, but following him on Twitter was like volunteering to get shithouse aids.  

[Total Longo]

Slow news days, like today are perfect for a Simon thread. Tedious day at work where the clock seems to move at half its normal speed. The Simon pops up with a thread and you know its gonna be, a lovely lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lov ely day.

 

If i'm bored i tend to head over to the Hall of Fame forum to re-read some of those classics, it never fails to make me feel all warm inside, like an old comforting jumper or eating fire. 

[Bjornebye]

If i'm bored i tend to head over to the Hall of Fame forum to re-read some of those classics, it never fails to make me feel all warm inside, like an old comforting jumper or eating fire.

Same here. Its not in the hall of fame but that Brechin thread he started on the FF was side splitting. The tags on that we're outstanding

[Total Longo]

I liked the one where he tried to get a load of sponsor money off people to cycle the length of Britain and then realised he didn't have a bike. 

[manwiththestick]

It's hard to believe he wasn't a made up character but it would take unattainable levels of comic genius to keep coming out with that stuff on a regular basis. .

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He has to be related to that thick cunt Joey Essex. 

[Dr Nowt]

He has to be related to that thick cunt Joey Essex. 

 

He was horrified when people doubted his honesty over the cycling extravaganza.  Joey Ethics.

[stringvest]

he actually met the pieman at the fair.  He was working on the Waltzers.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Never enough rep around when Simon's about. Forum legend.

[PestiRed]

After three weeks of 13 flights including five long haul and being zombified from never being totally sure what time zone I'm supposed to be in, I actually slept from midnight to 7am last night without waking up. And had a morning poo at the right time

 

Bliss

[lifetime fan]

After three weeks of 13 flights including five long haul and being zombified from never being totally sure what time zone I'm supposed to be in, I actually slept from midnight to 7am last night without waking up. And had a morning poo at the right time

 

Bliss

A good nights sleep is a thing of joy.

[RoboRiise]

Another of my life's small pleasures is slowly introducing everyone to your actual music taste which you've embarrassingly hid for your early years, I said to my mate the other day whilst we spend years blasting Tupac outaide thw college in your van I'd have been just as happy with erasure.

 

And no wonder really.  Vince Clark is probably one of the most under-rated musicians this country has ever produced simply because he had the misfortune to make music in a genre that history considers to be cheesy.  Depeche Mode, Yazoo and Erasure though, fuck me that's some CV; pretty much defined the whole 80s synth pop sound there.

[neko]

After three weeks of 13 flights including five long haul and being zombified from never being totally sure what time zone I'm supposed to be in, I actually slept from midnight to 7am last night without waking up. And had a morning poo at the right time

 

Bliss

 

I was thinking that one  small pleasure is that last 30 minutes of a long-haul flight where you are slowly descending home, and are so excited/relieved to be home that you could jump off the airplane wing given the chance.

 

Also cool to be descending into a city you never visited either.

[PestiRed]

I was thinking that one  small pleasure is that last 30 minutes of a long-haul flight where you are slowly descending home, and are so excited/relieved to be home that you could jump off the airplane wing given the chance.

 

Also cool to be descending into a city you never visited either.

Yep, new cities where the airport is practically in the middle of town or you have to fly over the city are great. Mexico City has just become one of my favourites to fly into

[neko]

Yep, new cities where the airport is practically in the middle of town or you have to fly over the city are great. Mexico City has just become one of my favourites to fly into

 

i fly into mexico city all the time - it's awesome to see.

 

terminal one is a dump though - worst airport i've been in....Norman Foster is designing a new one

[Remmie]

I didn't think there was an airport in the world that was actually in the city it says it is in.

[Carvalho Diablo]

In from work, cool shower, then up to the loft and laid on my favourite couch stark bollock nekid, skylights open blasting the fantastic True Detective soundtrack.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugI_dlSw9M

 

PTL

[Carvalho Diablo]

A shower just before I go to bed.

[Dr Nowt]

Unexpectedly seeing Robocop on Syfy channel when flicking between shite trying to find something to watch.

 

(About to start on Syfy+1 if you're quick and want to record).

[Liverpool lad]

Finishing work for the weekend

Fleetwood Mac on the radio

Air con on in the car because the office is roasting all day long

 

The three combined was class