Small pleasures?

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Furmedge]

My boss giving me a weeks gardening leave before I start my new job.

[General Dryness]

My boss giving me a weeks gardening leave before I start my new job.

 

Spawny cunt. I hope they can legally enforce it to mean that you actually have to do gardening for a minimum of 8 hours each day.

[Mathewbet1]

taking the piss out of waitress's and / or waiter in restaurants. love to wind them up.

[General Dryness]

taking the piss out of waitress's and / or waiter in restaurants. love to wind them up.

 

Yeah fuck em, the low paid, shit job having cunts. What do you do, pull out a wad of twenties and blow your nose with it?

[Mathewbet1]

No general japes, witty anecdotes and questions about the menu,  dunno its hard to explain, but its worse if there's a large group of us, childish really. I also love  giving blank look and really akward silence when asked  for example ' do you have a tescos club card', sometimes i just completely ignore the question and don't warrant it with answer. rebel. You should see the look on their pitiful little faces.

[General Dryness]

I bet you've consumed lots of bodily fluids. And I mean ones that you didn't know about at the time.

[Mathewbet1]

Chef's special sauce or cream of sum young guy? ahhhhh the old ones are the best.

[Mook]

No general japes, witty anecdotes and questions about the menu,  dunno its hard to explain, but its worse if there's a large group of us, childish really. I also love  giving blank look and really akward silence when asked  for example ' do you have a tescos club card', sometimes i just completely ignore the question and don't warrant it with answer. rebel. You should see the look on their pitiful little faces.

 

I've stopped doing that, they asked me how my night had been in Tesco a few weeks back & I told them I'd been injecting heroin, ever since they've been really sympathetic with my wife, who has asked me what the fuck I've been saying in there.

 

The joke is on them though, I'd really just been dropping speed bombs.

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

 

Ha ha ha ha.

[Champ]

No general japes, witty anecdotes and questions about the menu,  dunno its hard to explain, but its worse if there's a large group of us, childish really. I also love  giving blank look and really akward silence when asked  for example ' do you have a tescos club card', sometimes i just completely ignore the question and don't warrant it with answer. rebel. You should see the look on their pitiful little faces.

I couldnt decide whether this was posted in jest or not but so unaccustomed as I am to negging people it seems that I've repped you by mistake. I didnt intend that at all. Shithouse behaviour there, taking the piss out of people probably not in the position to punch your lights out

[Bjornebye]

Coming back from holiday to find out that the new girl in the office is quite fit.

 

Just had a brief chat to her, she is Scottish, tall brunette. Not 'stop the car' fit but decent nevertheless

[Mook]

Coming back from holiday to find out that the new girl in the office is quite fit.

 

Just had a brief chat to her, she is Scottish, tall brunette. Not 'stop the car' fit but decent nevertheless

Running her over seems a bit harsh when you've only just met her.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck her mate

[Hooch]

Seeing self-important business traveler types finding out their flight to Hong Kong or wherever the fuck their gobshite company does meetings, is cancelled or, at the least delayed to fuck.

 

This happened ages ago, but thing on news about flight delays earlier brought back that warm feeling of seeing some pinstripe clad dickhead fuming at Heathrow last year.

[Total Longo]

No general japes, witty anecdotes and questions about the menu,  dunno its hard to explain, but its worse if there's a large group of us, childish really. I also love  giving blank look and really akward silence when asked  for example ' do you have a tescos club card', sometimes i just completely ignore the question and don't warrant it with answer. rebel. You should see the look on their pitiful little faces.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hilarious!!

[Tony Moanero]

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[Liverpool lad]

Up today, extra hour in bed as I am not in work

Then the Missus goes the stables and I can enjoy a cup of tea and Private Eye

 

Tremendous

[stringvest]

8 hours sleep.  Fantastic.  

[lifetime fan]

I don't live in the UK.

[stringvest]

I don't live in the UK.

 

 

until you moved to Dubai you thought non-dom was the noise you made during cunnilingus.  

[lifetime fan]

I still do. *

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Not that I'm getting any after last night.

[RJ Fan club]

8 hours sleep. Fantastic.

Amen, last night I got my 1st 8 hour stint since Paddy was born. It took 3 months, not too bad.

 

Such a simple little pleasure

[Liverpool lad]

Battery was dying in my car key so had to lock it with the key in the door

 

Mechanic neighbour passed me a new battery and I am back to locking it from a distance now

 

Scenes

[Bjornebye]

Half day Friday. Out the door at half 12 while every other cunt here does the graveyard afternoon.

[Dr Nowt]

Burning up the motorway with Wave of Mutilation blaring out and therefore the majority of the album still in the bank.