Small pleasures?

[lifetime fan]

Thats one of lifes small pleasures particular to being a man.

 

Farts are funny from the day you realise what they are, and remain so until the day you die.

When we were kids my ol fella would let one rip and then ask us if farts were lumpy. When we said no he's say oops, I've shit myself then.

 

It didn't matter how many times he said it we always found it hilarious and we all still say it now.

[lifetime fan]

Last day in work and I've pulled the Internet cable out the wall, only no other twat on shift today even knows where it is.

 

Lots of calls from Dawn to IT kicking off she can't work and is going to have to go home.

[stringvest]

Last day in work and I've pulled the Internet cable out the wall, only no other twat on shift today even knows where it is.

 

Lots of calls from Dawn to IT kicking off she can't work and is going to have to go home.

 

has she tried switching it off and switching it back on?

[Liverpool lad]

Just enjoying my brand new slippers here

Memory foam technology apparently

[General Dryness]

When we were kids my ol fella would let one rip and then ask us if farts were lumpy. When we said no he's say oops, I've shit myself then.

 

It didn't matter how many times he said it we always found it hilarious and we all still say it now.

 

Pull my finger.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Dr Nowt]

Krispy Kreme, the most glorious heart attack on Planet Earth.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Full of flu atm so I've been knocking this stuff into me like I dinnawhat...

 

 

Delicious.

[Champ]

Not as good as those little biscuits they serve with your drink

[Carvalho Diablo]

Getting accused of thieving drink from a local bar by a burly lezzer boujncer, telling her to go and munch her own fucking rug, defeating her at arm wrestling then fucking off triumphantly to the shwarma shop next door before pulling off another fucking gift horse freebie by telling the daft twat iraqi that I'd already paid and was he really calling me a fucking thief ?!

 

Cheapo night, cunt factor high, dosh factor low.

[aRdja]

Getting accused of thieving drink from a local bar by a burly lezzer boujncer, telling her to go and munch her own fucking rug, defeating her at arm wrestling then fucking off triumphantly to the shwarma shop next door before pulling off another fucking gift horse freebie by telling the daft twat iraqi that I'd already paid and was he really calling me a fucking thief ?!

 

Cheapo night, cunt factor high, dosh factor low.

Jesus.

[Liverpool lad]

Yesterday I had the Observer and a nice coffee, all laid out on a big table and an hour of peace.

Where my girlfriends family live is a really nice area but with shit internet so it was quite nice to be away from it.

 

Tremendous

[Liverpool lad]

Fitting the ipod lead to the car - I have that design were the radio is set up for it but there is no aux input lead.

Numerous people have tried to get the radio out using the proper Ford Keys, today it finally gave in and we can fit the adapter tonight

 

Fuck knows what damage may have been caused - we are just praying it goes back in

[Anubis]

Robin Thicke - you know you want it. Pay up to Marvin's family, there's a good little sleazeball.

[Mook]

Walking to work this morning, behind a hot as fuck bird with a short skirt on & Heartbreaker by Led Zeppelin blaring on my headphones.

 

Magic.

[Dr Nowt]

Walking to work this morning, behind a hot as fuck bird with a short skirt on & Heartbreaker by Led Zeppelin blaring on my headphones.

 

Magic.

 

Easy Lover is the one for me when strolling behind a belter.  Difficult not to strut and picture yourself following them into their room.

 

I get out in a week, hoping to find a hostel and a bit of work.

[Mook]

Easy Lover is the one for me when strolling behind a belter.  Difficult not to strut and picture yourself following them into their room.

 

I get out in a week, hoping to find a hostel and a bit of work.

 

Machine Gun by The Commodores is another good one.

 

I chased her into a Londis.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Black pudding scotch eggs.

 

[lifetime fan]

Finding a shop that sells bacon, day off tomorrow and it's bacon and black pudding all the way.

[RJ Fan club]

Tomorrow is my first contracted day off.

 

Basically I condense 10 days into 9 and get every second Friday off.

 

Pretty sweet

[Dr Nowt]

Finding a shop that sells bacon, day off tomorrow and it's bacon and black pudding all the way.

 

Waitrose has an entire pork section off to one side.

[Dr Nowt]

Machine Gun by The Commodores is another good one.

 

I chased her into a Londis.

 

It certainly is, especially when you want to pretend you're in a porn film.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Bacon and black pudding sarnies with butter and brown sauce are drool worthy.

 

Mushrooms are an optional extra.

[lifetime fan]

Waitrose has an entire pork section off to one side.

 

Think it's the place I found mate, it's called Spinny's but they sell waitress food in there.

 

Frosted glass and electric door to get in there.

 

I felt like I was buying kiddie porn going in there.

[lifetime fan]

Bacon and black pudding sarnies with butter and brown sauce are drool worthy.

 

Mushrooms are an optional extra.

 

No way will mushrooms be involved in this. HP will definitely be though. 

 

I'm no fucking Max Clifford ketchup eating nonce.