Small pleasures?

[Carvalho Diablo]

The smell of binoculars.

[Elite]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

The smell of binoculars.

Repped for the utterly bizarre nature of the post.

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

The smell of binoculars.

Still living across from the nurses' dormitory mate?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Haha

*sniff sniff

[Captain Turdseye]

I can’t get meat pies where I live. Bizarrely I see all the other types of pies that Holland’s do but never the humble meat pie which is the best of the lot. Probably been 10 years since I last saw one. 
 

I picked some up from the Asda in Runcorn when I was there the other day and got my sister to cook them for me yesterday before I came home. Drove the four hours back with them wrapped up and sitting on the passenger seat, the smell of them emanating from the tin foil all the way home. 

 

Just warmed up and ate the last one now. My word. Possibly the greatest shit food in the world. 

[Dr Nowt]

Just banged together some spicy chicken fajitas and a fresh homemade salsa, with a cold glass of Coke out the fridge. Only ever like that stuff with savoury food but then it’s perfect. As @Ezekiel 25:17 has often been heard to say, just hits different. 

[Bjornebye]

Starting a new job and everyone seeming genuinely sound. What a relief. 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Starting a new job and everyone seeming genuinely sound. What a relief. 

Good to hear. 

[A Red]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Starting a new job and everyone seeming genuinely sound. What a relief. 

I bet they think you're a cunt

[Bjornebye]

32 minutes ago, A Red said:

I bet they think you're a cunt

Goes without saying 

[Section_31]

Driving past a copper with a speed camera from the other direction then flashing everyone on the other side for the next two miles so they don't get done.

 

 

[manwiththestick]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Starting a new job and everyone seeming genuinely sound. What a relief. 

Give it a month and their facades will drop. Or yours.

[VladimirIlyich]

11 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Give it a month and their kecks will drop. Or yours.

I give it less than week.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I give it less than week.

Good luck. 

[Captain Willard]

15 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Starting a new job and everyone seeming genuinely sound. What a relief. 

Good luck. Play yourself in slowly, nobody likes a pushy new guy. 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Good luck. Play yourself in slowly, nobody likes a pushy new guy. 

Says th guy who walked onto this forum like this.. 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Good luck. Play yourself in slowly, nobody likes a pushy new guy. 

Fuck off mate you were starting threads asking "what's everyones favourite colour biro?" within 3 days 

[Harry's Lad]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck off mate you were starting threads asking "what's everyones favourite colour biro?" within 3 days 

There were some beauts to be fair. The 'One that got away' one was about the worst.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

There were some beauts to be fair. The 'One that got away' one was about the worst.

He comes on the 'small pleasures' thread hoping to see a fellow brain boiler bragging about an OAP based broth 

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

There were some beauts to be fair. The 'One that got away' one was about the worst.

I don't think I started that one. 

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck off mate you were starting threads asking "what's everyones favourite colour biro?" within 3 days 

Ha ha. I'm taking a break from starting threads. Anyway I hope your new job is working out. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Ha ha. I'm taking a break from starting threads. Anyway I hope your new job is working out. 

Have you been demoted from a Colonel?

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Have you been demoted from a Colonel?

Voluntarily. I think Williard is on the side of the good guys though I look more like Kurtz. 

[Harry's Lad]

I picked my youngest Granddaughter up from nursery at 12, and put one of the the young kids TV channels  on for her while the Mrs did her lunch.

 

The wheels on the bus came on (she'll be 3 in November) and she's singing away. Lovely. 

What made it better though was when I started singing "The Nana's on the bus go nag, nag, nag" . She thought it was hilarious and started singing the same.

 

Mrs HL comes in with with her lunch and the little one starts singing it again. And again.

Priceless.

 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

Holy. Shit.