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10 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Going to a carvery and seeing that the guy cutting the meat is extremely fat.

 

Haha, excellent. Same with boojum (Mexican style burrito bar here). The big units dole out the big portions. I salute you, units.

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On 20/12/2020 at 13:40, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Shutting your eyes and walking about in your house, to see if you'd be any good blind.

I went on a course once designed to give you an idea how it was to be blind. Its a wonder any of them leave the house.

 

Anyway, on the subject of being blind, my blind mate is in his 80's and now needs a wheelchair when going anywhere. I find it a small pleasure setting the thing up outside when its raining so that when he sits down he gets a wet arse. Oh he does laugh.

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18 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Having a mammoth shite on my own bog.

 

7 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Fixed that for you.

 

Absolutely. Giant clean cut dump. Bliss. Feels like you've dropped a stone weight and are immediately more agile, virile and able to accomplish anything.

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5 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

 

Absolutely. Giant clean cut dump. Bliss. Feels like you've dropped a stone weight and are immediately more agile, virile and able to accomplish anything.

I never get that feeling now because of my IBS, more like a Tommy gunning followed by a brief reprieve. I remember the feeling fondly though. It felt like I could take on the whole Empire myself.

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Walking towards the outrageously long queues in the supermarket and seeing a checkout just opening and darting in before anyone else gets onto it.

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Early morning, a cup of coffee and a bacon and egg sarnie at the kitchen table getting to grips with the Times crossword and checking out the racing page. 

Then playing out. 

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55 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

 

 

Being able to scratch your itchy belly with your dick!

Yeah, I love doing that.

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57 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Imagine being able to do it with your own though.

If I could do that I wouldn't have bought an elephant.

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