Small pleasures?

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I saw it posted out on twitter that she is nowhere near skint. She is going through a divorce (again). Go bankrupt, get debts written off and not have to pay her ex fuck-all then in a few years bang she has her money again. She made 40 million off a pair of tits. She isn't THAT stupid. 

Shame, if she was on the bones of her arse it would be lovely, twat of an excuse for a human!

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

Shame, if she was on the bones of her arse it would be lovely, twat of an excuse for a human!

You'd bone her arse 

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

You'd bone her arse 

That festering petri dish of STI's and human misery, you're welcome to her Stig!

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

That festering petri dish of STI's and human misery, you're welcome to her Stig!

I'm not touching it 

[Champ]

I spend far too much energy and time moaning about having to do night shifts but I have to admit  there’s something very pleasurable about, having woken up and getting my feet up on the sofa with a cup of coffee and catching up with people and jobs on my phone

[Dr Nowt]

3 hours ago, Champ said:

I spend far too much energy and time moaning about having to do night shifts but I have to admit  there’s something very pleasurable about, having woken up and getting my feet up on the sofa with a cup of coffee and catching up with people and jobs on my phone

How nice is it when you have a place to yourself, indoors or outdoors.

 

Its why I find for example the beach so much nicer in winter. Walk the dog down there middle of the day, one or two other people on it, magic.

[Jairzinho]

Bamburgh beach in winter is immense.

[Tony Moanero]

39 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

How nice is it when you have a place to yourself, indoors or outdoors.

 

Its why I find for example the beach so much nicer in winter. Walk the dog down there middle of the day, one or two other people on it, magic.

I can’t stand beaches full of people in the summer. However, they’re brilliant in winter. Ace walking along with a bag of chips.

[General Dryness]

18 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I can’t stand beaches full of people in the summer. However, they’re brilliant in winter. Ace walking along with a bag of chips.

One of the things I miss most about the IOM is Douglas Promenade in winter. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

On 26/11/2019 at 19:10, manwiththestick said:

Going off topic but slightly relate. I was in the chippy the other day and the woman tells me it was £12.40. I gave her a twenty and offered her £2.50 in change. She looked at me blank and I said just give me back a tenner and 10p, again she looked blank, shoved the change back at me and said "I'll just do it the way the till tells me, this is too confusing"

 

My ten year old was with me and on walking out asked about it, "this son, is why doing homework and studying is important, otherwise you end up working in a chippy" I told him.

Something similar; was out for dinner with 2 mates and saw a large fruit pie, I asked the lads if she cut it into thirds for us.

 

Opened up the bag 5 minutes later and shed cut it into a half and two quarters. Fucking hell.

 

I scoffed the half.

[A Red]

I hate walking on beaches in the winter, ruins your boots and you end up filling your car with wet muddy sand

[Dr Nowt]

28 minutes ago, A Red said:

I hate walking on beaches in the winter, ruins your boots and you end up filling your car with wet muddy sand

 

[Tony Moanero]

41 minutes ago, A Red said:

I hate walking on beaches in the winter, ruins your boots and you end up filling your car with wet muddy sand

Get the bus.

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

I hate walking on beaches in the winter, ruins your boots and you end up filling your car with wet muddy sand

Used to work at Formby beach and Pine woods, always loved the beach and dunes in wild weather, there seemed to be something satisfying about it.

[Jairzinho]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Get in the sea.

 

[A Red]

8 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Used to work at Formby beach and Pine woods, always loved the beach and dunes in wild weather, there seemed to be something satisfying about it.

I walked through Formby pinewoods the other week, it was lovely and sheltered. Then went over the dunes on to the beach and got fucking soaked , the dogs needed jet washing after. Beaches are for the summer

[easytoslip]

4 minutes ago, A Red said:

I walked through Formby pinewoods the other week, it was lovely and sheltered. Then went over the dunes on to the beach and got fucking soaked , the dogs needed jet washing after. Beaches are for the summer

Haha see you what you mean , yes with dogs that’ll be a bit messy, but I spent a lot of time there and once walking through the woods in snow a Long Eared Owl flew out and it was brilliant and worth it.

I wonder if Fisherman’s path is still there , I know things change due to the mobile sand dunes so it’ll deffo of changed beach wise, fond memories for sure.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just had a group skype session with our merry band of mates due to the fact we live in different countries now, Germany, England Wales, Scotland, Kenya and Ireland. Chat got around to Christmas present buying and I was sat there all smug because I've had it all sorted weeks ago, even the food. Also something satisfying about raising a glass of whatever to a toast even though we are all separated by thousands of miles.

Skype, one of those modern day things I'm grateful for. 

[A Red]

I love putting a suit on. I used to have to wear one every working day, now its a few days a year.  Went to a do tonight and felt i looked a million dollars all suited and booted.

 

Walked in, all Alex Higgins, looked around me took my tie off and ready for action. I probably looked a cunt but so what?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

5 hours ago, A Red said:

I love putting a suit on. I used to have to wear one every working day, now its a few days a year.  Went to a do tonight and felt i looked a million dollars all suited and booted.

 

Walked in, all Alex Higgins, looked around me took my tie off and ready for action. I probably looked a cunt but so what?

"yer uncle peter has just arrived, he's got his suit on"

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Wrote and sent all my Xmas cards to the UK last week and finished off all the German ones last night. Always gives me a warm sense of pleasure, as apart from jotting down notes or making a shopping list it's the only time in the year I actually write more than a few words. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Hot buttery crumpets on a cold fucking night.

[lifetime fan]

Took the bird and her boys to Cotehele yesterday and paid for the boys to see Santa. 
 

Took the youngest in to see him and Santa asked him what he wanted for Christmas. 
 

“I want all the boys and girls in Africa to have clean water”. 
 

Little cunt made me cry!

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Just had a parcel delivered by Hermes, and the woman is always lovely. Very chipper and wishes you a good day afterwards. In amidst all the usual horror stories, normal nice people do exist.

[Bruce Spanner]

43 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Just had a parcel delivered by Hermes, and the woman is always lovely. Very chipper and wishes you a good day afterwards. In amidst all the usual horror stories, normal nice people do exist.

They threw my package over my balcony, 20ft up, and left a card with my neighbours circled on the card and the number one written on it last week. No other explanation.

 

I fucking hate them.