Small pleasures?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Humble fried eggs on toast.

[Baresi]

On 17/07/2019 at 20:06, Tony Moanero said:

Getting a pointless answer in the Pointless final. Les Sealey just won me £2,500!

I challenge myself to get at least one question correct when watching University Challenge.  Yet to fail! 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Humble fried eggs on toast.

 

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Humble fried eggs on toast.

HP?

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

HP?

Of course, and with a dash of Tabasco.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Homemade Fish and Chips, Sarsons malt Vinegar, heaven. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Mrs Turdseye goes into the school every Thursday and reads with all the 6 and 7 year old kids in my daughter’s class. She’s just text and told me that the teacher was talking about the Houses of Parliament and Turdsette launched into a tirade about how bad Boris Johnson is and Brexit being a bad idea. 

 

Beaming with pride. 

[Ken Robber]

Marmite on toast and a brew first thing in the morning

[Guest Pistonbroke]

With the winter months closing in I made our first all in minced beef and vegetable stew today......fecking lovely. 

[General Dryness]

On 18/10/2019 at 00:04, Ken Robber said:

Marmite on toast and a brew first thing in the morning

Plenty of butter on the toast, not too much marmite. Fucking lovely.

[Carvalho Diablo]

5 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

With the winter months closing in I made our first all in minced beef and vegetable stew today......fecking lovely. 

Will go to bed and hopefully dream about my old nan's panaclty.

[Ken Robber]

On 22/10/2019 at 21:45, General Dryness said:

Plenty of butter on the toast, not too much marmite. Fucking lovely.

Spot on lad. Baffles me when people say they don't like Marmite. Nothing beats it first in the morning, not even a suck treat

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Ken Robber said:

Spot on lad. Baffles me when people say they don't like Marmite. Nothing beats it first in the morning, not even a suck treat

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

23 minutes ago, Ken Robber said:

Spot on lad. Baffles me when people say they don't like Marmite. Nothing beats it first in the morning, not even a suck treat

Negged for “suck treat”, as it sounds ridiculous. I would have repped you for the Marmite,  had you said cheese and Marmite. Throw caution to the wind, Ken, butter, Marmite and cheese.

[General Dryness]

45 minutes ago, Ken Robber said:

Spot on lad. Baffles me when people say they don't like Marmite. Nothing beats it first in the morning, not even a suck treat

Not sure about that mate.

28 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Negged for “suck treat”, as it sounds ridiculous. I would have repped you for the Marmite,  had you said cheese and Marmite. Throw caution to the wind, Ken, butter, Marmite and cheese.

What's known in this country as a "mousetrap". No idea why, I guess it's because of the cheese.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Ken Robber said:

Spot on lad. Baffles me when people say they don't like Marmite. Nothing beats it first in the morning, not even a suck treat

Fuck off Momo.

[redinblack62]

1030am on a work at home day, take a break with a mug of tea and a biscuit and do Popmaster on Radio 2

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Sadly down to my last one...

[manwiththestick]

23 hours ago, redinblack62 said:

1030am on a work at home day, take a break with a mug of tea and a biscuit and do Popmaster on Radio 2

Haha love Popmaster, rarely get to listen to it these days but I'm pretty good at it.

[Dr Nowt]

Just been to the till at a mini-mart.

Her:“Ten sixty six, please”
Me: “The Battle of Hastings”

* tumbleweed *

 

[sir roger]

12 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Just been to the till at a mini-mart.

Her:“Ten sixty six, please”
Me: “The Battle of Hastings”

* tumbleweed *

 

Scary isn't it. Mrs was working as a classroom assistant & the teacher was doing a bit about WW2 and read out a certain North African battle as ' Ee One Amain '

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 hours ago, sir roger said:

Scary isn't it. Mrs was working as a classroom assistant & the teacher was doing a bit about WW2 and read out a certain North African battle as ' Ee One Amain '

 

Indeed. I had to hire a van the other week to pick up another new bookshelf for the missus. It was 9.99€ an hour to hire the van and I used it for 2 hours. The lass behind the counter got a calculator out to work out the price. 

[manwiththestick]

15 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Indeed. I had to hire a van the other week to pick up another new bookshelf for the missus. It was 9.99€ an hour to hire the van and I used it for 2 hours. The lass behind the counter got a calculator out to work out the price. 

Going off topic but slightly relate. I was in the chippy the other day and the woman tells me it was £12.40. I gave her a twenty and offered her £2.50 in change. She looked at me blank and I said just give me back a tenner and 10p, again she looked blank, shoved the change back at me and said "I'll just do it the way the till tells me, this is too confusing"

 

My ten year old was with me and on walking out asked about it, "this son, is why doing homework and studying is important, otherwise you end up working in a chippy" I told him.

[Creator Supreme]

Katie Price going bankrupt, serves you right you talentless ugly slag!

[easytoslip]

48 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Katie Price going bankrupt, serves you right you talentless ugly slag!

Haha.

[Bjornebye]

53 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Katie Price going bankrupt, serves you right you talentless ugly slag!

I saw it posted out on twitter that she is nowhere near skint. She is going through a divorce (again). Go bankrupt, get debts written off and not have to pay her ex fuck-all then in a few years bang she has her money again. She made 40 million off a pair of tits. She isn't THAT stupid.