Small pleasures?

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

Putting your out of office, on for your last day.

 

I don’t work here anymore, so go and darken some other cunts door 

 

Hasta la vista, dickheads

 

Love RJ x

Congratulations mate. Sounds like you're delighted 

[RJ Fan club]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Congratulations mate. Sounds like you're delighted 

The work place and people are okay, it’s just the customers (general public)

[YorkshireRed]

11 hours ago, RJ Fan club said:

general public

Fuckers, the lot of them. 

[Jairzinho]

 

[Bruce Spanner]

The way the Mediterranean sun hits cleavage and just enhances everything.

 

Magical. 

[Section_31]

Seeing women in their summer clothes. I know it's frowned upon these days to look thanks to the lobbying of ugly birds, but let me die now if a man can't voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Seeing women in their summer clothes. I know it's frowned upon these days to look thanks to the lobbying of ugly birds, but let me die now if a man can't voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.

As soon as the sun comes out in this country it's alchemy. 

[Bruce Spanner]

11 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Seeing women in their summer clothes. I know it's frowned upon these days to look thanks to the lobbying of ugly birds, but let me die now if a man can't voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.

 

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

As soon as the sun comes out in this country it's alchemy. 

People finding people attractive, it’ll never catch on…

[Captain Willard]

14 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Seeing women in their summer clothes. I know it's frowned upon these days to look thanks to the lobbying of ugly birds, but let me die now if a man can't voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.

Sunny days transform normal looking women into movie stars. Even in Sainsburys there were some amongst the mums. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

People finding people attractive, it’ll never catch on…

Winter 

 

 

Sun comes out 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

Seen a few women in summer dresses lately, a woman in a dress is to be applauded - possibly literally, like they do in Italy. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

22 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Seen a few women in summer dresses lately, a woman in a dress is to be applauded - possibly literally, like they do in Italy. 

So you'd like to give women the clap?

 

Interesting...

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Seeing women in their summer clothes. I know it's frowned upon these days to look thanks to the lobbying of ugly birds, but let me die now if a man can't voice to a beautiful woman the zephyrs that are blowing through his mind.

' Beautifully put Mr 31 ( gavel bangs ) 6 months, no remission '.

[Section_31]

One tried and true method of having a gander back in the day was wearing my sunglasses, turning my head away from the woman as I passed but looking out the corner of my eye in her direction. However, I later discovered that the shades were only lightly tinted so they could see what I was doing. 

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

One tried and true method of having a gander back in the day was wearing my sunglasses, turning my head away from the woman as I passed but looking out the corner of my eye in her direction. However, I later discovered that the shades were only lightly tinted so they could see what I was doing. 

You beeping a woman

 

 

 

[Section_31]

Just been to the dentist and the nurse's bum touched my head.

[Pete]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Just been to the dentist and the nurse's bum touched my head.

Did they charge extra?

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Just been to the dentist and the nurse's bum touched my head.

I've got an appointment at 15:10, my hopes are now sky high.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Got some good news from the docs this morning, blood tests are all good, kidneys and liver function absolutely fine, the only thing is that I need to double the dosage of my B12 tablets. No biggie. Feeling better than I've done in ages tbh.

 

Sorted out my energy supplier for another 12 months, fixed at a comfortable enough price, and my insurance for 12 months and broadband for 18. All done, can forget all about those for another year.

 

Just cut my hair and had a cool shower, scranned a big bag of Monster Munch. Safe to say life is feeling good right now (perhaps suspiciously so), feet up, chilling out.

[Captain Willard]

4 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Got some good news from the docs this morning, blood tests are all good, kidneys and liver function absolutely fine, the only thing is that I need to double the dosage of my B12 tablets. No biggie. Feeling better than I've done in ages tbh.

 

Sorted out my energy supplier for another 12 months, fixed at a comfortable enough price, and my insurance for 12 months and broadband for 18. All done, can forget all about those for another year.

 

Just cut my hair and had a cool shower, scranned a big bag of Monster Munch. Safe to say life is feeling good right now (perhaps suspiciously so), feet up, chilling out.

Great to hear, it’s astonishing what a good balanced diet can do for your health. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

6 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Great to hear, it’s astonishing what a good balanced diet can do for your health. 

Haha you're not wrong.

 

Gonna have a cold lager right now, something I very rarely do when I'm at home by myself, but fuck it, why not?

[Bjornebye]

45 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Haha you're not wrong.

 

Gonna have a cold lager right now, something I very rarely do when I'm at home by myself, but fuck it, why not?

Great news mate but get some sun on them legs, them trotters are woeful and why have you got the forum on the telly? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Great news mate but get some sun on them legs, them trotters are woeful and why have you got the forum on the telly? 

Cos I'm reading and posting on the forum. Obvs.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Carvalho Diablo said:

Cos I'm reading and posting on the forum. Obvs.

On the telly?!!!!! 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

On the telly?!!!!! 

 

 

On the telly. #thumbsup