Small pleasures?

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

How can you not have a second wipe, even just to make sure? especially you Dan, I bet you've got arse hair like a yeti. You must have a festival of winnets going on down there, like fucking minions 

How are Festival, Winnets and Minions btw, Dan?

[Fowlers God]

On 09/10/2021 at 13:26, Remmie said:

I think if you hate liars, grasses, the police and almost everyone apart from her and her kids you have a shot. I'll give some MK bad boy lingo lessons

We are still friends on FB; 

I spent about 6 months trying to convince her to see a mutual friend in Bristol. 
 

 

[Fowlers God]

20 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

How are Festival, Winnets and Minions btw, Dan?

Festival is now 12, winnets is now 10 and minion is now 8. 
They’re all great, 

 

just the current Mrs FG who’s doing me nut in. 

 

[Fowlers God]

21 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

How can you not have a second wipe, even just to make sure? especially you Dan, I bet you've got arse hair like a yeti. You must have a festival of winnets going on down there, like fucking minions 

Surely you know on wipe one; if there’s nothing there you double back the paper and then if there’s still nothing you’re sound for the second wipe?

[sir roger]

24 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

We are still friends on FB; 

I spent about 6 months trying to convince her to see a mutual friend in Bristol. 
 

 

Why , what had he done to upset you ?

[Bjornebye]

34 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

Surely you know on wipe one; if there’s nothing there you double back the paper and then if there’s still nothing you’re sound for the second wipe?

 

 

[Fowlers God]

13 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Why , what had he done to upset you ?

Col’s never upset me- 

He just wouldn’t travel to come see me but he would have traveled for pussy

[chrisbonnie]

When you're kids actually sleep through the night. 

 

Doesn't happen often mind.... Little sleep thief's 

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

When you're kids actually sleep through the night. 

 

Doesn't happen often mind.... Little sleep thief's 

How I miss the nights I used to wake up from dreaming I was on a trampoline only to find my daughter jumping up and down on my pillow.

 

 

[chrisbonnie]

20 minutes ago, sir roger said:

How I miss the nights I used to wake up from dreaming I was on a trampoline only to find my daughter jumping up and down on my pillow.

 

 

i work with my brother, who is childless, during idle work time chit chat he might tell me about his previous days afternoon nap, or how he went out for a daytime pint. 

 

I wont lie, i do sometimes cry inside with envy of that freedom......

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

When you're kids actually sleep through the night. 

 

Doesn't happen often mind.... Little sleep thief's 

Yeah I have 2 little 'uns and an awful double ear infection meaning I can't sleep more then 45 minutes at a time

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Your ears going pop when you're not expecting it. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Crisp, sunny November mornings. 

[Stouffer]

Wearing hats.

[DalyanPete]

On 16/10/2021 at 00:28, sir roger said:

How I miss the nights I used to wake up from dreaming I was on a trampoline only to find my daughter jumping up and down on my pillow.

 

 

Ha ha, me too.

[YorkshireRed]

Went swimming this morning. It’s usually me and a few ninety somethings at that time.
 

The place offers a spa service as well and this morning I shared the pool area with maybe half a dozen bikini clad twenty somethings. No idea why they were there but who am I to reason why. 

 

I didn’t talk to them obviously. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

10 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Went swimming this morning. It’s usually me and a few ninety somethings at that time.
 

The place offers a spa service as well and this morning I shared the pool area with maybe half a dozen bikini clad twenty somethings. No idea why they were there but who am I to reason why. 

 

I didn’t talk to them obviously. 

Suck that gut in fella.

[YorkshireRed]

27 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Suck that gut in fella.

I did. Made no difference. My race is run. 

[Captain Turdseye]

She bought me one of these for Xmas but gave it to me when it arrived instead. 
 

 

 

It’s boss. Completely revolutionised my driving experience. Every time I get in the car I’m holding a big cup of tea. 

[Elite]

Hopefully you don't have the same problem Saul did.

[Carvalho Diablo]

An egg custard tart loaded with nutmeg.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Wearing a hat in bed when it gets cold.

[YorkshireRed]

Creating hilarious photos on my morning dog walk. 
 

[Oh Buoy]

Bought a compact (aka tiny as fuck) air fryer thing and popped in some chicken nuggets. 

 

They've turned out crispy as fuck and with some BBQ my lunch today has been fucking boss. They took half the time too. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

31 minutes ago, Oh, Buoy! said:

Bought a compact (aka tiny as fuck) air fryer thing and popped in some chicken nuggets. 

 

They've turned out crispy as fuck and with some BBQ my lunch today has been fucking boss. They took half the time too. 

Been thinking of getting one too.