Small pleasures?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

10 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Monkey's blood?

On his; I've never been partial to it. Plus, I find eating ice cream tricky enough with facial hair, that any sticky addition would just increase the challenge.

[Mook]

I had a boiled egg & soldiers today.

 

That is all.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Bashing its shell bonce, and slicing the top off a soft boiled egg always makes me feel like a serial killer. I'm Hannibal, and the egg's Ray Liotta.

[Elite]

3 hours ago, Mook said:

I had a boiled egg & soldiers today.

 

That is all.

An hard yolk and it's fucked mate.

[ZonkoVille77]

Missus is out tonight since 6pm and the kids are in their grans. I've managed to watch 2 documentaries and 2 films in peace. Might have been 15 years since I've been able to do that. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Favourite thread this. Best yes.

[General Dryness]

26 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Favourite thread this. Best yes.

Carv mate, did you by any chance turn 900 years old on your recent birthday?

 

It's just that you appear to have turned into Yoda.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Star wats cunt green I arm

[Champ]

 

Betty’s of Harrogate’s fondant fancies. I want to move

[Babb'sBurstNad]

No car keys or conker - 4/10

[Captain Turdseye]

12 minutes ago, Champ said:

 

Betty’s of Harrogate’s fondant fancies. I want to move

 

These are nicer. 

[Champ]

Awww. They are good but the sad thing is my kids don’t like them very much.

 

My mum brought the cake back for me. No way was anyone else getting any of that. I’m not that nice

[Mook]

We had this in the house the other week (from M&S) & it is absolutely magic.

 

[Dr Nowt]

That has to be the most Tory looking dessert I’ve ever clapped eyes on.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

M&S, you say?

[Champ]

Millionaire’s Dribble cake? Someone came up with that name for a laugh and got away with it, didn’t they?

[Remmie]

Serves 12? 12 what, squirrels? I for one am OUTRAGED. 

 

This country. 

[Mook]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

Serves 12? 12 what, squirrels? I for one am OUTRAGED. 

 

This country. 

It lasted a good three days in our house & I'm the fattest 10 stone bastard going.

 

I think it cost about £13 but my missus bought it, there's a white chocolate & strawberry version too which is very nice but not in the same league as this one.

[Tony Moanero]

I always find M&S sponges to be a bit dry. That said, chocolate and caramel are ace, so I’d eat it. All of it it. In space of a couple of hours.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

About six days since I had my wisdom tooth out, and I'm currently eating bacon on toast for the first time in what seems like an eternity. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Sourdough toast with butter.

[Tj hooker]

4 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Sourdough toast with butter.

Is that the bread currently being advertised by M&S ?? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

32 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Is that the bread currently being advertised by M&S ?? 

No idea mate, got mine from ASDA.

[Tj hooker]

46 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

No idea mate, got mine from ASDA.

Cheers mate 

[Bjornebye]

Finished my first week in my new job. (4 day week as well get in). Feet up with some Game of Thrones and a green tea. Bliss. 

[Tony Moanero]

Marmite on generously buttered toast.