Small pleasures?

[Jairzinho]

Seeing the local battleaxe slip in a pile of dog shit.

[ZonkoVille77]

Stripping wallpaper and it all comes off in one clean sheet instead of thousands of little bits.

[Champ]

Like when a sticky label peels off in one piece without leaving a mark behind

[3 Stacks]

Wearing my girl's clothes when she isn't home. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

13 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Using someone else's pen and finding it makes your handwriting look a bit different.

 

I'm easily pleased.

Were you also wearing one of her dresses? Did you feel special?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Had a houseplant I thought I'd killed as it was over watered, rotted and snapped at the base. I cut it back, popped it in some rooting compound and hey presto, it's back.

 

I'm currently treating it with kid gloves, like that one in Wall-E.

[Dave D]

Getting up early on the weekend and wandering around kitchen, lounge garden etc while everyone else is still in bed.

 

Bliss    

[Carvalho Diablo]

A lie in followed by a lazy shave and nice warm shower whilst I've got ELO blasting on a Spotify playlist. Strutted downstairs like Ric Flair to make a bacon sarnie.

Woooooooooooooooo

[Dr Nowt]

First day of feeling close to well in months, having bungled my maintenance treatment dates this summer like a twat. Had to grind through a full term at uni when I needed to go into hospital, then have intensely toxic medication for two weeks over my Xmas holidays.

 

Have felt like Han Solo coming out of carbon freezing for the past week since they finished, wrecked and sleeping dead to the world for 12 hours every night rather than the usual 7 or 8. Today I feel really well, happy, just had a fuck off great big panini with roast beef, brie and onion chutney, and it’s going to be a marvellous day...writing an essay and revising. 

 

Happy New Year, you ugly cunts.

[Elite]

22 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

First day of feeling close to well in months, having bungled my maintenance treatment dates this summer like a twat. Had to grind through a full term at uni when I needed to go into hospital, then have intensely toxic medication for two weeks over my Xmas holidays.

 

Have felt like Han Solo coming out of carbon freezing for the past week since they finished, wrecked and sleeping dead to the world for 12 hours every night rather than the usual 7 or 8. Today I feel really well, happy, just had a fuck off great big panini with roast beef, brie and onion chutney, and it’s going to be a marvellous day...writing an essay and revising. 

 

Happy New Year, you ugly cunts.

Sounds like a hell of a cold that mate.

 

Glad you are well.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

2 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

First day of feeling close to well in months, having bungled my maintenance treatment dates this summer like a twat. Had to grind through a full term at uni when I needed to go into hospital, then have intensely toxic medication for two weeks over my Xmas holidays.

 

Have felt like Han Solo coming out of carbon freezing for the past week since they finished, wrecked and sleeping dead to the world for 12 hours every night rather than the usual 7 or 8. Today I feel really well, happy, just had a fuck off great big panini with roast beef, brie and onion chutney, and it’s going to be a marvellous day...writing an essay and revising. 

 

Happy New Year, you ugly cunts.

And well done on making a reasonable film-based analogy too.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

A little drop of Connemara, while playing spiritualized - ladies and gentlemen at 23.

[chrisbonnie]

i was getting my young lad a drink from a vending machine earlier, 

 

Like every other miserable bastard i usually use these over priced vending machines through gritted teeth. But when i typed in the number today, 2 bottles of ribena strawberry fell out, as opposed to one.

 

FUCK YEAH, i win 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just had a bowl of Greek Yoghurt with walnuts, raisins and honey. 

 

Mama. 

[Jairzinho]

17 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Just had a bowl of Greek Yoghurt with walnuts, raisins and honey. 

 

Mamma Mia is my favourite film.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

A rastafarian fella addressed me as "boss" today.

 

I won't lie, it made my day.

[Jairzinho]

I believe that is Jamaican slang for nonce.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

I believe that is Jamaican slang for nonce.

Ha, the joke's on you, because I've already been called a nonce by a Jamaican, and that's not it!

[Dr Nowt]

Rasta: Jamaica.

Babbs: No, I waited until she was asleep.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Great, now I'm a nonce and a rapist!

 

You're all just jealous.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Seeing the Busy Bastards thread has been bumped and grown three pages overnight.

 

That's my morning reading sorted.

[Captain Turdseye]

5 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Seeing the Busy Bastards thread has been bumped and grown three pages overnight.

 

That's my morning reading sorted.

 

You’re welcome. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

A juicy as fuck apple.

[A Red]

Took my blind old mate to his veterans lunch today and nicked half his chips

[Aventus]

I like it when my comment is the first one of a new page, I feel like I get more attention and everyone has to read it until the beginning of the next page.