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when you have been abroad for two weeks and you can come home to heinz beans on toast with anchor butter,and realise our grass and trees actually are greener!

That'll be all the rain we get

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My first interview at work today and my fucking keyboard goes tits up, the space bar, the letter B and the letter N all not working. I thought fuck this, can't be having this all day, gonna have to find a replacement.

 

Anyway, my fucking hook nosed, Terrahawk looking bitch of a boss has two weeks off...a little switcheroo with her perfectly good keyboard...and the trap is set.

 

Cunt of a woman.

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Having a midway beer, during a two hour grass cutting. It's been bothering me for weeks due to the mower breaking down. 

 

It seems a joy now.

Two hours? Either you live on a country estate or have resorted to cutting your green sward with a pair of nail scissors

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Two hours? Either you live on a country estate or have resorted to cutting your green sward with a pair of nail scissors

 

He probably works for the council cutting grass? 

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Two hours? Either you live on a country estate or have resorted to cutting your green sward with a pair of nail scissors

 

Combination of very long grass, and a really shit lawnmower.

 

I've long dreamt of upgrading to a set of hair-clippers and an extension cord.

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For clarity, I live in semi-rural Ireland. The grass normally takes me 40 mins, front and back.

 

I now, for the first time, feel guilt about this, Cos of you concrete hugging fucks.

 

It shouldn't be this way. Disabled or not.

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Bought some new tyres for the car and the gentlemen who sold me them has given me the wrong ones and they are shite.  They are not rated as I would like and the car is a bit twitchy.

 

Called him today and he admitted his error and said being the car in and I will sort it

 

How refreshing for somebody to just put their hands up and then rectify a mistake.  A nice change from the majority of mongs I encounter who make a big deal over the smallest of things and then resort to the most petty arguments to deflect from the fact they are a complete dickhead

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