Do you like Christmas?

[tokyojoe]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

You said yourself that you’re going away next year, you miserable fucker. 

Still have to get through this one though.

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Still have to get through this one though.

Are you going to Mars to avoid Christmas?

[tokyojoe]

12 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Are you going to Mars to avoid Christmas?

I'll get by with just the moon.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

I'll get by with just the moon.

You can play among the stars.

[Jose Jones]

The gay dads of twins in my daughter’s class at school just gave us this immense homemade gingerbread house as a present. It’s got about 20,000 sweets of many different varieties, a pile of gold coin treasure.

Gay Christmas Dads > all other dads.

[Mook]

32 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

The gay dads of twins in my daughter’s class at school just gave us this immense homemade gingerbread house as a present. It’s got about 20,000 sweets of many different varieties, a pile of gold coin treasure.

Gay Christmas Dads > all other dads.

When are you expecting the back door to be eaten?

[Anubis]

12 minutes ago, Mook said:

When are you expecting the back door to be eaten?

Smashed in.....

[Anubis]

Or maybe plugged....

[Jose Jones]

28 minutes ago, Mook said:

When are you expecting the back door to be eaten?

It does have a working front door!

The back wall is entire and covered in smarties.

 

One of them would definitely get a game though.

[Bellflower]

Gay couple offering sweets to little kids.

What can possibly go wrong.........

[Remmie]

29 minutes ago, Bellflower said:

Gay couple offering sweets to little kids.

What can possibly go wrong.........

Alluding to the idea that gays are the same as paedophiles? 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, Bellflower said:

Gay couple offering sweets to little kids.

What can possibly go wrong.........

Fat kids?

 

Your point?

[Elite]

Everywhere is rammed today, it's like Armageddon out there.

[Captain Turdseye]

58 minutes ago, Elite said:

Everywhere is rammed today, it's like Armageddon out there.

 

Just did nine laps of Sainsbury’s car park before finding a space. I’m staying indoors now until the 27th. 

[Champ]

On 12/21/2018 at 12:19 PM, Elite said:

Everywhere is rammed today, it's like Armageddon out there.

 

23 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Just did nine laps of Sainsbury’s car park before finding a space. I’m staying indoors now until the 27th. 

Amateurs.

 

Major shopping sorted yesterday. Currently making Lamb Maharaja for tonight, ham’s cooking away in the background and then I’m icing cakes after Booth’s Cumberland sausage sarnies. Pig in muck here 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 12/21/2018 at 12:19 PM, Elite said:

Everywhere is rammed today, it's like Armageddon out there.

I thought the Gay Dads innuendo had finished?

[KMD7]

[KMD7]

The above clip is from the Andre Rieu concert i went to see with the Mrs a couple of weeks ago. Nice version of Silent night

[KMD7]

I've most probably RIS'd it up havent I?

[Remmie]

It worked fine, I just expected some kind of fail vid! 

[KMD7]

Just now, Remmie said:

It worked fine, I just expected some kind of fail vid! 

Ha cheers Rem. Won't play for me at all now. 

 

Fwiw I'd highly recommend going to see him .  Wouldnt call myself a big classical buff by any stretch but he puts on a great show 

[Captain Turdseye]

8 minutes ago, Remmie said:

It worked fine, I just expected some kind of fail vid! 

 

Ha. Me too. I was waiting for the stage to collapse or something. 

[TheBitch]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Ha. Me too. I was waiting for the stage to collapse or something. 

I negged him because if I hadn't read through to the end of the thread I would have wasted a minute of my life. 

[KMD7]

Heathens. 

[lifetime fan]

On 12/18/2018 at 1:53 PM, Champ said:

That sounds like you’re having a day of doing what you want to do...which is a whole lot more than many people. What’s so ‘fucking shite’ about that?

 

 

Its a load of made up bollocks. 

 

 

* Dysfunctiinal families pretending to be the Waltons. 

* Families without two pennies to rub together, who have been using foodbanks for the rest of the year feeling inadequate because they can’t spend £300 on their kids. 

* Parents who couldn’t give two fucks about parenting the rest of the year spending hundreds of pounds on their brats to feel smug about themselves. 

* Grown men dressed like cunts thinking they’re cool. 

* People wasting hundreds of pounds on food they’ll end up binning, walking past a homeless person sat outside a supermarket asking for a few pence and tutting to themselves. 

* Once a year drinkers who ruin the pub. 

* Women who can’t work a fucking cashpoint. 

* Shit telly. 

* Stress about cooking a Sunday fucking dinner. 

* Shit music. 

* Two faced cunts pretending they like and love others because they feel they have to. 

* Coca fucking cola. 

* Queens speech. 

 

The whole thing is an absolute shit show and to be honest I’m embarrassed by and pity people who enjoy it. 

 

If I didn’t have stuff to sort out first I’d top myself to avoid the fucking thing.