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Do you like Christmas?

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Do you like Christmas  

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  1. 1. Do you like Christmas

    • Yes - peace and goodwill to all men, women, children and squid
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    • No - fuck the whole thing off
      17

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What is Elf on the Shelf?

Every night when the kids go to bed, the Elf Teddy becomes really 'Naughty' and the child finds them in the morning in a range of scenarios like hanging from the ceiling, next to empty bottles of beer, etc...

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15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If anyone is struggling to get into the Christmas spirt then watch The Christmas Chronicles on Netflix with Kurt Russell. Ive just laughed and cried for the last 2 hours. Merry Christmas all. 

Brilliant isnt it? Jack Burton has aged well

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2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Every night when the kids go to bed, the Elf Teddy becomes really 'Naughty' and the child finds them in the morning in a range of scenarios like hanging from the ceiling, next to empty bottles of beer, etc...

Sounds rubbish. I’ve also never heard of people, in this country, giving Christmas presents on Christmas Eve. I reckon I’d really dislike Christmas, along with a lot of other things, if I had to partake in this newfangled turd, which seems to be driven by social media. I am, for the most part, a traditionalist and simply won’t stand for anything else.

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Just a quick visit to say everyone says the same shit about Christmas every year and it’s the only thing duller than people going on about Christmas too much itself, other than me being this edgy about the people repeatedly saying things about the people over-enjoying Christmas.

 

See you same time next year everyone, I fucking hate all of us.

 

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1 hour ago, Mook said:

None of the adults in our family get each other presents, total waste of time & money. Christmas should be for the bairns.

 

I fucking despise it with every fibre of my being but will put a smile on it for my two boys. I especially hate how the geeky shite like Christmas jumpers is now omni-present, I think I'm going to start up a lynch mob to go Luca Brazi on the cunts.

 

Far too many Christmas threads on the GF as well, it's over two weeks away for fucks sake.

Ive always looked forward to meeting you at a TSOP but you've just come across as a right miserable cunt. makes me want you even more. 

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Still my favourite time of the year. I've already sorted loads of presents - hats for brother-in-law and nephew, and a fuck ton of books for my mum. Been invited round some friends' house for Christmas Eve, and just been told they're serving a variety of curries; everything's looking rosy.

 

Anyone who doesn't like The Muppet Christmas Carol doesn't have a soul.

 

 

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I'm mostly pro-Christmas but a couple things do fuck me off. Some Facebook thundercunts seem to use loving Christmas as if it was some wacky personality trait that makes them quirky and cute. 

 

The other one is going on about Christmas adverts like good little corporate monkeys, buying all the schmaltz and faux kindness, even to the point of looking forward to the adverts coming out. 

 

But then I saw this video and it turns out I'm a massive hypocrite, as its lovely:

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Still my favourite time of the year. I've already sorted loads of presents - hats for brother-in-law and nephew, and a fuck ton of books for my mum. Been invited round some friends' house for Christmas Eve, and just been told they're serving a variety of curries; everything's looking rosy.

 

Anyone who doesn't like The Muppet Christmas Carol doesn't have a soul.

 

 

What hats have you bought?

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20 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

A baseball cap for BiL, and a Harris Tweed flat cap for my nephew (he wanted a tweed cap like mine).

 

And so I wouldn't feel left out, my present to myself is a cashmere mix bakerboy from Marks & Sparks; their range is particularly good this year.

Ace. What kind of baseball cap? Nosey sod, me.

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52 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Just an old fashioned adjustable one with a curved peak. He's into cars and it's got some motoring logo on it. In truth I'm trying to stop him wearing the scruffy old one he has.

Cracking little hat shop in Chester with a few of them American style caps. Dead smart they are. 

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I love Xmas, hate the weeks leading upto it, the stress and the expense. The disagreements with the Mrs about what to get, how much to spend on people I don’t even know. But once all that shit is out the way it’s ace. Starts for me on the 23rd, only then can I start to enjoy it. Ace. 10 days of eating, drinking, sleeping and  sitting on your arse watching footy. What’s not to like? 

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