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"laser eye surgery....or an iPhone".

 

I am absolutely in tears laughing at this line. 

 

Anyone see his tweet about taking a dump in a sink over the weekend? 

 

It was posted in the Missing Posters thread I think.

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"laser eye surgery....or an iPhone".

 

I am absolutely in tears laughing at this line. 

 

Anyone see his tweet about taking a dump in a sink over the weekend? 

 

Guy's a legend. 

 

He deletes me from Facebook every few months and adds me again a few months later, without ever a word. 

 

Hero. 

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On 21/01/2008 at 15:07, Elite said:

Name: Gaz

Age: 21

Occupation: Laboratory Technician

Hailing From: St. Helens

Living In: St. Helens

Loving: Going the gym, meeting new people

Hating: Not being rich 

Reading: Factual crime stuff

Christmas Wish List: A brain that functions

At This Moment I Should Really Be: In a penthouse snorting cocaine with an orgy of £1000 an hour prostitutes.

Was feeling depressed reading this at how old everyone is now before Elite doing the bit in bold like a Tinder bio and the classic of the genre below from Simon cheered me up. 
 

Also @Elite a laboratory technician? You got an alibi for the night Covid was released?
 

On 15/07/2010 at 15:56, Guest simon said:

Name: Simon

Age: 23 almost 24

Occupation: Trainee Chef and Student

Born: Warrington

Living in: Warrington

Loving: Life in general at the mo even though i havent had any for quite abit.

Hating: Racists Rapists Pedos anything like that also Glee

Currently reading: Nothing i wouldnt be typing this if i was.

Christmas wish list: Laser eye surgery or an Iphone

At this moment I should really be: answering people on fb

Relationship status: Single not getting any not arsed.

 

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3 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Was feeling depressed reading this at how old everyone is now before Elite doing the bit in bold like a Tinder bio and the classic of the genre below from Simon cheered me up. 
 

Also @Elite a laboratory technician? You got an alibi for the night Covid was released?
 

 

Laser eye surgery or an iphone? Tough choice!

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I’d like to see a ‘where are they now’ element to this thread, especially from those who told us ‘who they were’ in it’s early days. 
 

What’s changed? What’s still the same? Assume none of you have changed your name or sex and if you lied about your age, here’s a chance to come clean. 

 

A bit like that ITV documentary ‘7 Up’  which tracks the lives of a range of kids every seven years.

 

Find your entry, update it. 

 

Yes I am a nosy cunt. 

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5 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Was feeling depressed reading this at how old everyone is now before Elite doing the bit in bold like a Tinder bio and the classic of the genre below from Simon cheered me up. 
 

Also @Elite a laboratory technician? You got an alibi for the night Covid was released?
 

 

“Hate - Racist rapists paedos anything like that also glee”

 

I can’t breath 

 

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On 30/10/2009 at 20:06, Code said:

Dont think I`ve ever done this, so`I`ll give it a go.

 

Name: Frode

Age: 37

Occupation: Business Consultant

Hailing from: Norway, a small town on the mid west coast

Living in: Norway, Stavanger a bigger town at the south west coast.

Loving: Too many at the same time, a night out and what comes with it, football, music, free heel skiing, experience other cultures on travels, golf and just enjoying life.

Annoying: People who claim to be football fans but actually know fuck all but still pretend they do, boring people who never gets their arse out of the sofa, clients who cant make up their minds.

Currently reading: I`m not much of a reader, maybe 7 years at Uni put me off?

Currently listening to: Sivert Høyem, going to a concert next Friday.

Christmas wish list: A new Ping Hybrid (G15), a jacuzzi in my garden( I wish) and a new laptop.

At this moment I should really be: Taking a shower and opening a bottle of Rioja..


11 years on, not many changes, but at least Ive changed my occupation.
 

Name: Frode

Age: 48

Occupation: Politician, Municipal Councillor

Hailing from: Fosnavåg - Norway, a small town on the mid west coast 

Living in: Stavanger - Norway, a bigger town on the south west coast.

Loving: football, music, travel, golf, the fact I have the power to decide how to develop my city.

Annoying: Covid-19, Covid-19 restrictions and how it affects our lives. People who lie.

Currently reading: Endless amounts of workrelated documents.

Currently listening to: Michael Kiwanuka right now, but I listen to all kinds of music.

Christmas wish list: Being able to travel to Liverpool again. Covid-19 to fuck off. Get seats in the Parliment next September..

At this moment I should really be: Getting my arse out of bed, and get some exercise done since I actually have some spare time today.
 

 

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