R. Kelly

[Stu Monty]

Where's Stu?

 

I'm here my man. I presume you are looking for some comic vision. I will not dissapoint.

 

What do you call a peadophile pirate?

 

That's right commrades....

 

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Aaaaaaaaarggh Kelly.

[theghost]

I'm here my man. I presume you are looking for some comic vision. I will not dissapoint.

 

What do you call a peadophile pirate?

 

That's right commrades....

 

 

Aaaaaaaaarggh Kelly.

 

Well done. Well done.

[Stu Monty]

Well done. Well done.

 

Thank you. I only provide such mirth and fill lives with joy due to the unique way I am funded. Public Service Posting.

[Oh Buoy]

Midway through "Surviving R. Kelly", great documentary on the whole timeline. 

[KMD7]

2 minutes ago, Seasons said:

Midway through "Surviving R. Kelly", great documentary on the whole timeline. 

Haven't watched it yet mate, must get on it. Wasnt he suppsed to have secretly married Aaliyah when she was only 15?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

8 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Haven't watched it yet mate, must get on it. Wasnt he suppsed to have secretly married Aaliyah when she was only 15?

It was no secret. 

[Dr Nowt]

Slightly darker edge to it than Trapped In The Closet, but that’s sequels for you.

[Oh Buoy]

9 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Haven't watched it yet mate, must get on it. Wasnt he suppsed to have secretly married Aaliyah when she was only 15?

Yeah, that's just the tip of the iceberg really. I think the wife has a graveyard of crimes that she may never be able to open up on. 

 

Its on Dailymotion if you search for it on Google. 

[Section_31]

R Kelly sounds like a Scouse woman's daughter 

[Trumo]

20 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Slightly darker edge to it than Trapped In The Closet, but that’s sequels for you.

 

The shorthand "WTF?!" was invented off the back of that.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Of all the weird things in Trapped in the Closet, the thing that always sticks in my head is that one of the fellas was called "Tron".

 

What a great name! Imagine introducing him: "This is Dave, Frank, and the bloke at the fruit machine is Tron."

[Creator Supreme]

In the immortal words of Clinton Baptiste "I'm getting the word..............nonce!"

[Scott_M]

I’ve been watching the documentary. Very scary stuff. How he’s been allowed to keep going is unreal. 

[Dr Nowt]

New sex tape handed over to the authorities which sounds totally damning.

 

Rumours there are imminent moves to indict him.

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

New sex tape handed over to the authorities which sounds totally damning.

 

Rumours there are imminent moves to indict him.

He's been hiding in plain sight for years.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

2 hours ago, Scott_M said:

I’ve been watching the documentary. Very scary stuff. How he’s been allowed to keep going is unreal. 

Money talks. 

[Ginny]

How come this cunt isn’t locked up yet. All I ever hear about him is that he’s a nonce but just wanders free 

[stringvest]

24 minutes ago, Ginny said:

How come this cunt isn’t locked up yet. All I ever hear about him is that he’s a nonce but just wanders free 

 

every time there go to arrest him, he simply flies off.

[Dr Nowt]

On ‎2‎/‎3‎/‎2019 at 11:25 PM, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Of all the weird things in Trapped in the Closet, the thing that always sticks in my head is that one of the fellas was called "Tron".

 

What a great name! Imagine introducing him: "This is Dave, Frank, and the bloke at the fruit machine is Tron."

Has to be "... I cannot believe this, wooooo wooooo wooooo, damn, here comes a poliiiiiiiiice man".

 

Honourable mentions to the slack-jawed way Kelly voices copper Omar's wife and the asthmatic midget wiping cherry pie crust off his face.

 

[Oh Buoy]

2 hours ago, Ginny said:

How come this cunt isn’t locked up yet. All I ever hear about him is that he’s a nonce but just wanders free 

 

Out of court settlements/none disclosures are a perfect card when you're rich. 

[Scott_M]

Finished the last 2 episodes tonight. More of the same really by it’s unreal he’s got away with it for 25-ish years.

 

Apparentky this is the last song he released. A 19 minute track called “I Admit” where he touches on sex cults & being a paedo. He’s just rubbing people’s faces in it.

 

 

[Scott_M]

I see C4 has the Michael Jackson documentaries that caused such controversy at Sundance & are showing them next month.

[cloggypop]

Need a Kim Fowley documentary really. 

[Mook]

13 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Need a Kim Fowley documentary really. 

The sex scenes might be a bit dodgy in that.

 

As an aside, the Lee Morgan documentary (I called him Morgan) on Netflix is meant to be really good. I'm going to try & watch it this weekend.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Charged with Noncery