Match ratings

[Nunavut Patrick]

..as the sun dogs glistenen off the frozen ice one can only think we have a couple of dogs on the wing...the irony of FOAR ringing through the Shaggerside dreaming and a Heighway on the wing...

 

 

Reina 8.6 - Nothing to do until the 53rd minute but did he do it. A porn money shot save and if Yakubu had connected on the rebound and Reina saved that it would have been shades of Istanbul- except for the chemical smell, the opposition and goalkeepers nationality and lacking a Pope as a mate.

 

Finnan 7- Steady as always, non-descriptly quiet.

 

Carragher 6.3 - solid but with more Liverpool having more possession that patrons at a rap concert, what was there to do?

 

Agger 5.6 - any dodgy moments seem to come at him at the back, had some unsettled moments but did get off a West Hamesque rocket that the dingo-eater did well to save. An off day at the back but with the possession being 83-17 in favour of Liverpool perhaps it was lack of concentration.

 

Riise 7- good performance from Ginge Viking. No raping or pillaging but then he didn't get pillaged or raped either.

 

Gonzalez - 4.8 The first under 5. Woeful. More crosses seen at the home end in Ibrox. Do they cross the ball on the floor in Spain?

 

Alonso 6 - ho humming along.

 

Gerard 6.5- can't fault the effort but at times did seem to have a case of shoulderslumps.

 

Pennant 4.3 - Dear Mr Taratino, please come and sign Jermaine for an English version of Pulp Fiction. Come to think of it, if we put 50lbs on Gonazles you've got a sequel, Pulp Fiction Crossing- what does a mothufucker have to do to get service?

 

Kuyt 5 - Diver. Cut it out. Did he hang out with Robben midweek?

 

Bellamy 6.4 - Decent workrate and tried creatively. Becoming a white Welsh Cisse with the offsides

 

Crouch 8 - did more in 12 minutes and only Real Madrid cokehead (alegedly) Woodgate stopped a late winner.

 

Zenden 9 - how those kiddy shagging freaks could boo him is beyond me.

[ManxRed]

I'd go along with that.

 

Just a bit hard on Kuyt. Yes the diving has to stop and it probably cost us the second pen, but he did at least put some effort in.

[The-Sir]

To be honest Gonzalez wasnt half as bad as what everyone is making out. He wasnt 9.8 though, I was just exaggerating