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This is how i imagine all office xmas parties ending up.

 

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Me and the other sparkies i work with will go to the pub and get pissed, no doubt one of the lads will attach some mistletoe to his belt - and that's about as festive as it will get.

 

I wish i worked in an office full of clunge sometimes

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This is how i imagine all office xmas parties ending up.

 

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Me and the other sparkies i work with will go to the pub and get pissed' date=' no doubt one of the lads will attach some mistletoe to his belt - and that's about as festive as it will get.

 

I wish i worked in an office full of clunge sometimes[/quote']

 

Love the fact he keeps his socks on,class!

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I fucking hate christmas office parties and am glad I can now avoid these. You just get the ugly fat bitches playing cock tease cos they get no one making advances the other 364 days of the year while most of the blokes see themselves as the office romeo trying it on with their 'target.'

 

Fucking crass if you ask me.

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I mentioned this in the Have a Rant thread but we got an email which appeared to show that we were invited to the local casino for our Christmas do. Sounds good right?

 

But as we read the email, we realized it was a casino-'themed' party at Southport Floral Hall with 'casino-themed fun and games'. Also, they are too tight to let people invite a partner.

 

Needless to say, myself and many others in the IT department have fucked it right off, not only because it sounds like it will be (given previous form) fucking shite but because we are massive antisocial cunts.

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This is how i imagine all office xmas parties ending up.

 

[NSFW][/NSFW]

 

Me and the other sparkies i work with will go to the pub and get pissed' date=' no doubt one of the lads will attach some mistletoe to his belt - and that's about as festive as it will get.

 

I wish i worked in an office full of clunge sometimes[/quote']

 

Yep. Exactly this.

 

There's not enough tales of debauchery and birds getting smashed on this thread. I come here for debauchery and bird smashing tales. Shape yourself GF.

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I didn't smash a bird at my Xmas party last night but I did kiss one and it's a minor problem as we're both in relationships. Me 7 years, her 5 years. If this was a totally random act then I wouldn't care as much (although I am uncomfortable with any act of unfaithfulness). However it's not, there's definitely an attraction there. Now we're going to see each other every day at work just to complicate it further. She's a lovely girl, we get on very well and she's not bad looking but not gorgeous either. I've never really thought of her like that previously. Nothing can come of this, right? The occassional serious answer would be appreciated!!

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In my younger days I went to an Xmas party at a bar in Manchester, copped off with an older bird who who whilst nice, I didn't really want to show off to the world. So, in my leathered state decided to take her outside out of the way. Trouble was I turned left, walked round the block in an almost complete circle and ended up about 10 yards from the main entrance at kicking out time. Was caught trying to shag her on a car bonnet by about 30 people. Hey ho.

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I didn't smash a bird at my Xmas party last night but I did kiss one and it's a minor problem as we're both in relationships. Me 7 years, her 5 years. If this was a totally random act then I wouldn't care as much (although I am uncomfortable with any act of unfaithfulness). However it's not, there's definitely an attraction there. Now we're going to see each other every day at work just to complicate it further. She's a lovely girl, we get on very well and she's not bad looking but not gorgeous either. I've never really thought of her like that previously. Nothing can come of this, right? The occassional serious answer would be appreciated!!

 

 

Here's a serious answer, stop being a massive fucking cunt on the eve of xmas and think about your partner who is probably excited beyond reason, rushing around preparing the day, buying you gifts, and generally looking forward to another year with the love of her life. Whilst he, is considering furthering his drunken mistakes. I can say this now, as I used to be a right cunt, but I'd never do it again.

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Here's a serious answer, stop being a massive fucking cunt on the eve of xmas and think about your partner who is probably excited beyond reason, rushing around preparing the day, buying you gifts, and generally looking forward to another year with the love of her life. Whilst he, is considering furthering his drunken mistakes. I can say this now, as I used to be a right cunt, but I'd never do it again.

 

You're spot on, thanks a mil mate.

 

It's probably just the alcohol still in my system as I'm not usually like this!

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You're spot on, thanks a mil mate.

 

It's probably just the alcohol still in my system as I'm not usually like this!

 

A drunken kiss, although wrong, if you put it behind you and accept it was what it was is not the crime of the century and I'm almost certain can be filed under what they don't know. Just to elaboarte I cheated constantly during my first proper relationship, a fair few years on and I still feel like shite about it. I suppose it was just youth but to think how much I disrespected the person makes me cringe. My most recent ex was an absolute cunt to the core but I never cheated on her, and I could have, made me feel a million times better about myself. You cannot possibly put a price on being safe in the knowledge regardless of when that phone rings you have nothing to worry about.

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I didn't smash a bird at my Xmas party last night but I did kiss one and it's a minor problem as we're both in relationships. Me 7 years, her 5 years. If this was a totally random act then I wouldn't care as much (although I am uncomfortable with any act of unfaithfulness). However it's not, there's definitely an attraction there. Now we're going to see each other every day at work just to complicate it further. She's a lovely girl, we get on very well and she's not bad looking but not gorgeous either. I've never really thought of her like that previously. Nothing can come of this, right? The occassional serious answer would be appreciated!!

 

Not as heartfelt as Zeke's reply, perhaps, but I guess you just have to ask yourself, how much do you value the relationship you're currently in.....

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I mentioned this in the Have a Rant thread but we got an email which appeared to show that we were invited to the local casino for our Christmas do. Sounds good right?

 

But as we read the email, we realized it was a casino-'themed' party at Southport Floral Hall with 'casino-themed fun and games'. Also, they are too tight to let people invite a partner.

 

Needless to say, myself and many others in the IT department have fucked it right off, not only because it sounds like it will be (given previous form) fucking shite but because we are massive antisocial cunts.

 

that's why you're in IT.

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A drunken kiss, although wrong, if you put it behind you and accept it was what it was is not the crime of the century and I'm almost certain can be filed under what they don't know. Just to elaboarte I cheated constantly during my first proper relationship, a fair few years on and I still feel like shite about it. I suppose it was just youth but to think how much I disrespected the person makes me cringe. My most recent ex was an absolute cunt to the core but I never cheated on her, and I could have, made me feel a million times better about myself. You cannot possibly put a price on being safe in the knowledge regardless of when that phone rings you have nothing to worry about.

 

Yeah, would wholeheartedly agree with all of the above.

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Supposed to be a team one on Friday and a general free for all on Saturday this week.

 

I'm currently thinking of taking Friday off and not bothering with either. Seriously can't be arsed with either.

 

If you're already resigned to leaving your place in a few months time anyway mate then why not get yourself out, get absolutely properly hammered drunk on a mixture of absinthe and Blue Stratos then really, really stir some shit.

 

Have you ever read Irvine Welsh's Filth ? Now that is how to go about a works Christmas do !

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