Office Christmas parties

[Guest]

50 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Might give myself a gift wrapped backheel in the  bollocks this Christmas. 

The great thing about backheeling yourself in the bollocks is that you can do it any time you like, not just at Christmas.

 

Go give yourself a kick in the batteries.

[Tony Moanero]

27 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Might give myself a gift wrapped backheel in the  bollocks this Christmas. 

Reminds me of boss Christmases of yore. No fancy games consoles or smartphones, just a tangerine, some walnuts, maybe an apple... and a kick in the bollocks. We didn’t have much but we were happy.

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

The great thing about backheeling yourself in the bollocks is that you can do it any time you like, not just at Christmas.

 

Go give yourself a kick in the batteries.

Is right, Shooter. Backheeling your bollocks is for life, not just for Christmas.

[Bjornebye]

On 12/6/2018 at 10:17 PM, Bjornebye said:

Ha, can't wait for the updates Ste..... 

Bit of a random neg there @Remmie all ok? 

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Bit of a random neg there @Remmie all ok? 

Can't stand that nickname for a Steve, like nails down a blackboard. 

 

 

[Remmie]

Have a guilt rep though! 

[Rico1304]

8 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Can't stand that nickname for a Steve, like nails down a blackboard. 

 

 

That’s weird- I’ve always been Ste and hated being called Steve but as I got into my 20’s I didn’t have a choice.  I can remember the day I stopped correcting people that I was Ste not Steve. 

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, rico1304 said:

That’s weird- I’ve always been Ste and hated being called Steve but as I got into my 20’s I didn’t have a choice.  I can remember the day I stopped correcting people that I was Ste not Steve. 

Nice story, Steve.

[Rico1304]

40 minutes ago, Elite said:

Nice story, Steve.

I’ll get me coat. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Can't stand that nickname for a Steve, like nails down a blackboard. 

 

 

Ste child of mine

Ste Carlonie (oh oh oh)

Take it Steasy 

 

Very weird. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Where The Ste’s Have No Name. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I Can Ste Clearly Now The Rain Has Gone. 

 

Let it Ste. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Ste Loves You

 

Don't Steve Me This Way

[Captain Turdseye]

Ste’s Electric 

[lifetime fan]

Have mine Monday night, it's been a cunt of a year and it'll be the first works do I've been to single for over a decade.

 

Luckily I'm not in work till 8 o'clock Wednesday night and all management will be gone home by then. 

[lifetime fan]

On 12/6/2018 at 10:10 PM, rico1304 said:

Ours on Thurs next week. One of those joint parties for loads of businesses in Gmex. Beer and wine free on table, 7 drinks tokens.  Only been there 3 months so early night for me before the mask slips.  

 

Hope you get lost in the curtains again.

[Creator Supreme]

12 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Have mine Monday night, it's been a cunt of a year and it'll be the first works do I've been to single for over a decade.

 

Luckily I'm not in work till 8 o'clock Wednesday night and all management will be gone home by then. 

Whoa single? WTF?

[General Dryness]

On 12/10/2018 at 3:56 AM, Creator Supreme said:

Whoa single? WTF?

She complained about having to fist him every night so he bummed her to death and ate her body with some fava beans and a can of cider.  

[Champ]

Not one person in my team has even mentioned going out

[Anubis]

49 minutes ago, Champ said:

Not one person in my team has even mentioned going out

 

Must mean that none of the blokes fancy you. Their loss, Champ. Their loss.

[Champ]

8 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

Must mean that none of the blokes fancy you. Their loss, Champ. Their loss.

Sweetheart x

[Ezekiel 25:17]

First year ever that I detest someone so much I won't be going anywhere near a party, this fucking self important cunt of a woman, I mean I just can't even.

[Champ]

48 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

Must mean that none of the blokes fancy you. Their loss, Champ. Their loss.

 

38 minutes ago, Champ said:

Sweetheart x

On reflection, you may have just been teasing me but frankly I don’t really care

[Tony Moanero]

TLW community would be nothing without Champ.

[Champ]

11 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

TLW community would be nothing without Champ.

Less of your nonsense, Tony