Office Christmas parties

[Tony Moanero]

24 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Christmas has no redeeming features, not a single one!

Nah, Christmas, like most things, is what you make of it. I’ve only ever been to about three office parties, the last of which was years and years ago. I’ve never spent Christmas Day with my wife’s family. I don’t care for them, any of them, have my reasons as to why and she has long since come to accept them. Balls to spending one of the few days a year that I genuinely enjoy, having to put up with annoying knob-heads.

[sir roger]

The best Xmas do's I ever went to were when working in a bank on Castle St and were held on Xmas Eve after half-day closing, in Tommy Smith's bar which used to be in Back-Castle Street. Like the last days of Rome they were. 

[Harry Squatter]

Going on mine next Friday.  Last year's one was a laugh. I am hoping a few more people make cunts of themselves though. Including myself.

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Works dos are shite but Christmas at home with the family, providing you have a decent one, is boss.

 

@Mook, your eldest lad must be about 3 now, just about old enough to understand what’s going on. Are you looking forward to it this year? I don’t have kids, but if I did I’d be buying them a shit load of retro He-Man figures! 

 

He's three on Sunday, Tony.

 

He's really excited & I'll be putting my Christmas feelings to one side for him.

 

He tanned his entire advent calendar on the 1st December & I thought it was hilarious (I didn't say that though).

[Tony Moanero]

6 minutes ago, Mook said:

He's three on Sunday, Tony.

 

He's really excited & I'll be putting my Christmas feelings to one side for him.

 

He tanned his entire advent calendar on the 1st December & I thought it was hilarious (I didn't say that though).

Ha ha. Are the pair of you planing to go the pub on Christmas Eve and get pissed? What’s his tipple?

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ve pretty much quit drinking. Gonna be weird not being pissed and/or hungover from Christmas Eve through to Boxing Day. 

[Mook]

21 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Ha ha. Are the pair of you planing to go the pub on Christmas Eve and get pissed? What’s his tipple?

Why not. He's a diluted Robinson's kind of guy.

[El Rojo]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

Like the last days of Rome they were. 

Loads of lads in togas looking at each other’s flutes? 

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Christmas has no redeeming features, not a single one!

With you on this, I can't put up with it.

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Christmas has no redeeming features, not a single one!

With you on this, I can't put up with it.

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Christmas has no redeeming features, not a single one!

With you on this, I can't put up with it.

[TheBitch]

13 hours ago, Mook said:

Our Christmas lunch is today at 3pm, four birds & me (& not in a good way). I'm absolutely dreading it.

 

It's at Miller & Carter though so the food will be good, free fillet steak, three or four pints of Peroni & I'll be out of there at half five & down at my local checking out the new barmaid, who looks a bit like Natalie Portman.

 

Spiceworld.

POGTFO

[Champ]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Ha ha. Are the pair of you planing to go the pub on Christmas Eve and get pissed? What’s his tipple?

And have him spill the beans on Natalie Portman on his return home?

[Sugar Ape]

Fucking hell I am goosed. Only way I could get off was to promise to make an appearance a fortnight today to do She’s like the wind on Karaoke. 

 

I’ll nail that then do Step into Christmas. Then have to sit there green faced while the baby opens her many, many presents. Ah well. 

[Sugar Ape]

This is “ so far “. Hard fucking work having a kid. 

[Creator Supreme]

Tony if you enjoy it mate good on you.

 

I find it to be expensive, overhyped (it lasts about 6 weeks now for fucks sake), and a ridiculous drain on the resources of the planet because it seems every cunt has about 8000 lights outside their house!

 

Get in the fucking sea Christmas!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Mrs O'T went out last night, saying she probably wouldn't be late. She's not much of a wild one and she reckons she's getting a bit old for drunken shenanigans. 

 

She got in at 4.

 

She's normally an early riser but  (apart from getting up to vom) she's still spark out, with only the occasional groan and swearword to indicate life.

[Tony Moanero]

10 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

This is “ so far “. Hard fucking work having a kid. 

Repped. Brilliant, especially the Star Wars Mr Potato Head. Throw in a couple of these bastards and your daughter will have done extremely well!

 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

I wish Tony Moanero was my Dad.

[sir roger]

19 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

I wish Tony Moanero was my Dad.

It would be worth the turd brown tank top at Xmas

[Toxteth O'Grady]

2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

It would be worth the turd brown tank top at Xmas

I've already bought myself one, wrapped it and written the label.

"To whom it may concern, with love from Tony Moanero"

Same as all the rest of my presents this year.

[Elite]

56 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

I wish Tony Moanero was my Dad.

You'd still be dressed like Marty McFly.

[VladimirIlyich]

57 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

I wish Tony Moanero was my Dad.

You could be his Dad. Everybody knows Tony's ma.

[El Rojo]

Might give myself a gift wrapped backheel in the  bollocks this Christmas. 

[Creator Supreme]

A backheel in the bollocks would be excellent!