Fuckin annoying adverts

[CharleyKnight]

Whatever happened to good adverts? You know the ones you used to talk to your mates about in the playground? Like the Nike one where the Brazil footie team have a knock about in the airport or the WKD ones that where quite funny. Now it seems every fuckin advert on the honky tonk now is

 

"got my eyes, got my ears, got my toes, got my dick"

 

or whatever the fuck that song goes like. It really goes through me and I want to strangle the dog whenever it comes on (which seems to be every 5 minutes). Bring back funny adverts. Also, whats with the 15 minute ad breaks on Sky? I know thats where they make their money but for the love of god!

[Stouffer]

Before anyone else says it's got to be the picture loans one. Please die.

[Mark P]

Ooh, those WKD boys....I'd like to have a night out with them, the crazy cats...bet it's a laugh a minute.

[Remmie]

WKD adverts have never been funny. The girl's drink drinking funboys.

 

Tango ads were the greatest ever

[CharleyKnight]

WKD adverts have never been funny. The girl's drink drinking funboys.

 

Tango ads were the greatest ever

 

I remember the greatest day in my school life. The guy off the original tango advert who gets slapped came in and showed us slapstick in Drama. I swear to God it doesn't get better than that. He was a top boy but a clasically trained actor as well! Mad how he ended up on an advert getting slapped by a fat orange man though!

[Juniper]

“They’re gonna taste great, they’re gonna tase great” (sorry)

 

I was in a cinema a few months ago when that came on, never heard so many people groan “for fu*ks sake” at the same time.

[Stouffer]

WKD adverts have never been funny. The girl's drink drinking funboys.

 

Tango ads were the greatest ever

 

I still have one of those orange tango man things in my junk cupboard at home.

[Neil G]

Tango ads were the greatest ever

 

The blackcurrant Tango one was the best. I was going to post it on the FF thread started by Sebastien, but I didn't want to start an Anglo-French war.

 

That, and I couldn't find a decent image.

[CharleyKnight]

I still have one of those orange tango man things in my junk cupboard at home.

 

I will give you 500 pounds for it!

[Stouffer]

I will give you 500 pounds for it!

 

It is already bequeath to my as yet unborn children.

[redheart]

It is already bequeath to my as yet unborn children.

 

 

Ok here goes

 

Original Tango ad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A6kskt0M70

 

Blackcurrant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6mGfqJAt0s

 

And another

[Guest TK-421]

The new Esure ones are fucking annoying. "Oyv got foyv". Fuck off.

 

It's particularly upsetting becase the old Michael Winner ones and the Esure mouse made me happy.

[rargh]

Nothing will ever beat the sheer menacing grumpiness of the Thompson's Waterseal advert.

[Jurgens Red Army]

Its got to be the one "Had an accident at work" with possibly the ugliest bloke ever.

[Guest Jay W]

Every advert pisses me off cause I hate breaks in me programs..

 

Especialy if you can't get to the match and you have to watch it at home on sly, your watching the teams come out getting ready for the off and it goes to a fuckin break!

 

Fuck off!

[Michael Howard]

Greenhill Finance is particularly annoying and seems to be on constantly on the Sky lifestyle and property channels. All these wooden goofy call centre staff reading off a card and saying things like "we will assess your individual circumstances and agree an affordable monthly payment that suits you". It has even overtaken "lets hope they don't cancel the football" in annoying loan company ads stakes.