Ghosts

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Anubis]

Don't you think that if their was such a thing as ghosts they'd have much more important things to have done over the centuries than wait for you to put your phone on that table so they could chuck it at you?

But the ghost is a carpenter who hand carved that one-of-a-kind table in 1758, and memyselfandpie, inconsiderate bastard that he is, keeps chucking his phone on it like it came from the Argos rejects shop.

[jimmycase]

Easy to see through this thread.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I don't want to see a ghost

I'd rather have a piece of toast

[Alan Sex]

There's a ghost in my house

The ghost of your memory

The ghost of a love you took from me.

[General Dryness]

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts,

She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast,

But she don't use butter, she don't use cheese,

She don't use jelly, or any of these,

She uses Vaseline,

Vaseline.

[razor]

Any of these songs produced by Phil Spectre?

 

Now, he had soul...

[Alan Sex]

Any of these songs produced by Phil Spectre?

 

Now, he had soul...

Not to mention taking one or two...

[Furmedge]

I don't want to see a ghost

I'd rather have a piece of toast

And watch the evening news.

 

Life, oh life, ohhhhhh life, oh life.

 

 

 

The fucking laziest piece of songwriting I've ever seen, and that includes ooh, eee, ooh ahhh ahhh, ting tang walla walla bing bang.

[Total Longo]

And watch the evening news.

 

Life, oh life, ohhhhhh life, oh life.

 

 

 

The fucking laziest piece of songwriting I've ever seen, and that includes ooh, eee, ooh ahhh ahhh, ting tang walla walla bing bang.

 

Even that isn't as bad as 

 

"I'm afraid of the dark, 'specially when I'm in a park"

 

[Guest]

[Bjornebye]

 

 

I now believe in ghosts. Cant argue with that footage. Terrifying

[Elite]

That 2 bit footage doesn't scare me.

[Nasty Lizard]

It was one of your mates pushing it mate. Noticed how Ouji boards never work when 1 person does them?

 

I put the letters of the alphabet round my ironing board just in case.

I'm a lazy fucker

 

[Guest]

That 2 bit footage doesn't scare me.

I reckon it would if you were Pac-Man and you had no pills left.

[Guest]

[Elite]

I'm fairly certain I have a spirit in my kitchen.

 

Yep, just checked half a bottle of Buffalo Trace 

[Tony Moanero]

 

[johnsusername]

Rentaghost was scarier than any genuine ghost. 

[Bjornebye]

Last Saturday I was stood in the kitchen and something brushed two fingers on my hand. I thought something had fallen from the ceiling so looked down, nothing. It was too hard to have been a fly. My bird was on the couch, nothing moving was near me. I walked back into the living room, sat down and my whole forearm was cold. I'm not spiritual in anyway like that (although I'd love to believe) but that freaked me out. Probably my mind playing tricks on me. In-fact definitely. 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Last Saturday I was stood in the kitchen and something brushed two fingers on my hand. I thought something had fallen from the ceiling so looked down, nothing. It was too hard to have been a fly. My bird was on the couch, nothing moving was near me. I walked back into the living room, sat down and my whole forearm was cold. I'm not spiritual in anyway like that (although I'd love to believe) but that freaked me out. Probably my mind playing tricks on me. In-fact definitely. 

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Last Saturday I was stood in the kitchen and something brushed two fingers on my hand. I thought something had fallen from the ceiling so looked down, nothing. It was too hard to have been a fly. My bird was on the couch, nothing moving was near me. I walked back into the living room, sat down and my whole forearm was cold. I'm not spiritual in anyway like that (although I'd love to believe) but that freaked me out. Probably my mind playing tricks on me. In-fact definitely. 

Don't worry, Stig, it's not a ghost.

 

You're just becoming a total psychotic basket case.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Elite said:

 

 

13 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Don't worry, Stig, it's not a ghost.

 

You're just becoming a total psychotic basket case.

 

 

[Sugar Ape]

44 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Last Saturday I was stood in the kitchen and something brushed two fingers on my hand. I thought something had fallen from the ceiling so looked down, nothing. It was too hard to have been a fly. My bird was on the couch, nothing moving was near me. I walked back into the living room, sat down and my whole forearm was cold. I'm not spiritual in anyway like that (although I'd love to believe) but that freaked me out. Probably my mind playing tricks on me. In-fact definitely. 

I bet that put the willies up you. 

[Bjornebye]

It did mate. And not in the Mook way.