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Brother was in hospital having his knee done years ago and there was a chinese kid in the bed next door, his parents were with him and had brought him breakfast. Looked a million times better than the shite the NHS was dishing up.


Khao Man Ghai (thai dish of boiled rice, boiled chicken and chili sauce) is great for breakfast, good hangover food as well.


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<p>I'd eat Chinese at 10 in the morning. I think I used to have Chinese for breakfast every weekend for about 3 years when I was a single bloke. Fucking lovely grub. Chicken or Beef in Ginger, Chilli and Scallion. Puts blood in the cock.</p>

Order extra to make sure there's left overs
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Anything thing that's not a square sausage then?


We have different types of sausage in Scotland as you are aware, plus if you say 'a sausage roll' it can also mean the type you get out of Greggs so I thought I would make it nice & clear.


If I walk into the shop in the morning for a roll, I'll say 'One link sausage roll with brown sauce please you fucking twat.' or something to that effect so there is no confusion.

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Surely the bloke behind the counter knows he isn't in Greggs?


Aye but he has two types of sausage (link & square) so if I ask for 'a sausage roll', he'll have to ask me if I want link or square sausage.


Next time I'll just say I had fucking bacon.

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