Golf day, confirmed arrangements....

[RedKnight]

Just went come back from the driving range. Two words spring to mind...oh shit. My form with the putter, irons and wedges is ok but my driving has got even worse. I may have to revert to using my two iron to tee off with.

[King Emlyn]

Really looking forward to this, the day off work is safely booked, can't play for shite like, but looking forward to it all the same.

[Sangria]

I really hope this will be an annual thing. Next season I will suit a home game to a golf day easily as long as the date is sorted in good time. It just got too difficult for me to sort it this time around. Next time around I'll probably make suggestions before I book my trips anyway just to better my odds.

 

Seconded.

[RedKnight]

2 Iron off the tee well i only know of Tiger Woods who does that.

 

RedKnight your with Robbief .......... Scratch

 

It only goes around 150 yardsbut at least it goes straight. Scratch? I think you'll see a lot of that on my scorecard...because I'll have lost so many balls.

[RedKnight]

Get to Sports World golf gear is for nothing.Dunlop Balls £8.09 for 24

 

Good shout. I'm planning on a trip there next week for some gear, I'll pick up more balls.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*There's an open invite for a joke.

[Guest EVO]

Deposit now sent, Atk please be sure that the booby prize is of a standard that will sit nicely alongside my ever growing collection!!!

[robbief]

how are we playing then boys?? strokes, matchplay, stableford??

[Stu Monty]

 

The TLW golf day turned sour when Hermes had heard one too many 'Progress' jokes

[Owen]

Deposit now sent, Atk please be sure that the booby prize is of a standard that will sit nicely alongside my ever growing collection!!!

 

...of boobies?

[dave u]

Dave Usher is a BANDIT(fact)

 

 

Hmmmm. I declared a handicap of 14, and went round in 15 over par today. That makes me a bandit how exactly?

 

One 230 yard up and down to save par after losing a ball from the tee may be damn impressive, but it doesn't make me no bandit.

 

By the way, good news for everyone who's coming on the golf day. I've been in touch with Josemi, and he says he wants to be there when the trophy is handed out to the winner.

[Guest EVO]

...of boobies?

Dont knock man boobs!!

[Owen]

Right, I need to sort myself out for this, but hopefully I shall be staying at a mate's just off Aigburth Road on the Sunday night, so if anyone wants a lift let me know.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I reckon 14 is about right for our Dave, played with him many times, he can rule on his day.

[LEF]

That's tomorrow for me!

 

Anyway, shot 114 today! Cripes. I'll try to get a bit more practice in before the 25th A respectable 54 on the front nine, but a lot of bad luck on the back. Plus it was dead windy!

 

Im of a similar abilty as yourself. Although it depends on the length of the course. If the course is a long course and has a lot of big par 4's and 5's then i tend to struggle as im shit with low irons and post scores of 114 which is normaly 30-40 over the par. But if its quite short and has a few par 3s then i can post scores of only 20 or 30 over par. Iv looked at the course and it seems quite short. Not to many big 4's and a good few par 3's

[King Emlyn]

My mates the golf pro at Widnes Golf Club and he's giving me crash course lessons in my desperate bid to achieve respectability.

[dave u]

My mates the golf pro at Widnes Golf Club and he's giving me crash course lessons in my desperate bid to achieve respectability.

 

 

You can join Robbief playing off scratch.

[Chris]

Just to let you know lads the course is short 68 par 5859yrds

 

1 par 5, 5 par 3's

 

Nearest the pin on the 5th and 18th and longest Drive on the 15th.

 

 

Do you insist on a black man carrying your clubs, atk?

[Slam Daniels]

Do you insist on a black man carrying your clubs, atk?

 

Random thought: Wouldn't it be ace having Chuck Norris as a caddie?

[Owen]

Random thought: Wouldn't it be ace having Chuck Norris as a caddie?

 

You can have Chuck Norris, I'll have Jackie Chan.

 

 

 

 

Just checking;

 

This is the course, yeah?

[Stu Monty]

Random thought: Wouldn't it be ace having Chuck Norris as a caddie?

 

Of course it would. You'd be guaranteed to go round in 18 shots.

[Slam Daniels]

Of course it would. You'd be guaranteed to go round in 18 shots.

 

Exactly. You going on Monday, Monty?

[Stu Monty]

Exactly. You going on Monday, Monty?

 

No, I can't play golf so it would be a bad idea.

 

I'm sure I'd enjoy the banter with some people so it's a shame. I'm also sure that cuddly little Alan would give me a warm welcome so that's also a shame.

[Slam Daniels]

Stu me and you are best buddy's,please come down and i'll make a donation to the student's union,Maybe the stop the war group.

 

I think it would be nice for you too come on down.

 

We need somebody to serve the drinks.

 

Or carry your clubs? :D

[Slam Daniels]

No, I can't play golf so it would be a bad idea.

 

I'm sure I'd enjoy the banter with some people so it's a shame. I'm also sure that cuddly little Alan would give me a warm welcome so that's also a shame.

 

Coming for the after-game drinks?

[Stu Monty]

Stu me and you are best buddy's,please come down and i'll make a donation to the student's union,Maybe the stop the war group.

 

I think it would be nice for you too come on down.

 

We need somebody to serve the drinks.

 

Sorry, I'll be busy building the country's infrastructure. Did you not think of going somewhere with their own staff to serve drinks? I had you down as a bit slow but that's just negligent!