The weather

[Anubis]

7 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Being fat and bald is no fun in the heat, no fun at all. 

Try having to wear a suit all day to that. 

[Lee909]

Its shit

 

[manwiththestick]

Sitting in my spare room working is no fun, the fan i have is just blowing hot air. Not even looking out the window at ladies walking by on the way to the nearby gym is helping today.

[Lee909]

9 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Sitting in my spare room working is no fun, the fan i have is just blowing hot air. Not even looking out the window at ladies walking by on the way to the nearby gym is helping today.

Put a couple of frozen water bottles in front of the fan. Put them on a towel first

[Champ]

I was in town yesterday. Loads of people sitting outside eating and drinking. It was like being on holiday. 
 

It feels like it’s been like this for weeks. Is it just a decent summer for once or is this global warming?

[Champ]

8 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Put a couple of frozen water bottles in front of the fan. Put them on a towel first

I don’t know it it works but it sounds like a good idea

[Tony Moanero]

I hope it rains.

[Daisy]

2 minutes ago, Champ said:

I was in town yesterday. Loads of people sitting outside eating and drinking. It was like being on holiday. 
 

It feels like it’s been like this for weeks. Is it just a decent summer for once or is this global warming?

Decent summer? Its been pissing down and cold for months until this week! 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Couldn't be a worse climate than the British one, a select few days midweek whilst in work of glorious sun, followed by a weekend of cloud and rain, fuck it all off.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

4 minutes ago, Champ said:

I was in town yesterday. Loads of people sitting outside eating and drinking. It was like being on holiday. 
 

It feels like it’s been like this for weeks. Is it just a decent summer for once or is this global warming?

Can confirm it's being nothing of the sort in Liverpool, it's been warm and cloudy, hardly an sun at all.

[Mudface]

36 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s thundered here non-stop for over an hour now. No exaggeration. I’ve never heard anything like it.  

Fuck's sake, was there no warning or anything?

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Daisy said:

Decent summer? Its been pissing down and cold for months until this week! 

It has, perhaps, at times, been a little below average for the time of the year, but it hasn’t been cold. I haven’t had a t-shirt on my back indoors since the beginning of June.

 

 

[Elite]

Wish it would have rain in Merseyside, it's too fucking hot. Can't wait for winter 

[skend04]

Been absolutely boiling here. Sweating sitting doing fuck all, sweating walking around. My sweat is sweating.

[Captain Turdseye]

5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Fuck's sake, was there no warning or anything?

I did hear it thundering in the distance for a little bit before it started getting closer but other than that it was a total shock, especially when the lightening started. 
 

Still rumbling on. 

[Davelfc]

I can't even go out, I'm stuck in. Shame as I quite enjoy hearing the pensioners (in jumpers and winter coats) complain about the heat.

[Tony Moanero]

I could just go one of these.

 

 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I did hear it thundering in the distance for a little bit before it started getting closer but other than that it was a total shock, especially when the lightening started. 
 

Still rumbling on. 

You'd think those pompous dicks in the met office would let people know.

[Davelfc]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

You'd think those pompous dicks in the met office would let people know.

The echo will be pissed if they don't get to run a scare story for a week leading up to it. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Mudface said:

You'd think those pompous dicks in the met office would let people know.

That shite is reserved for soft cunts in Surrey and places like that. Everyone else just takes it on the chin when their cars and TVs are washed away down the street. 

[Tony Moanero]

Fuck it, I want these, as well.

 

 

[dockers_strike]

Went to Asda about lunchtime today with the old girl. Sat in the frozen foods fridge for 10 minutes to fucking cool down.

[Davelfc]

I could just go one of these.

 

[Strontium]

The Met Office has issued an extreme heat warning for this week, or "summer" as it used to be known.

[manwiththestick]

3 minutes ago, Poster said:

I could just go one of these.

 

I dunno, I could see myself just getting more hot and sweaty if I had a Sykes.

 

 

 

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