The weather

[Bjornebye]

I walked across Stanley Park about midday and it was crisp/mild, hardly any wind and bright. It was bitter behind me though...

 

Its now getting a bit windier, overcast and its a good few degrees colder it feels. 

 

Incase anyone is arsed. 

[cloggypop]

Fuck off Code Orange 

[KMD7]

Pretty shit over here at the moment. 

[Bjornebye]

After watching the second half of that Scotland v England game at Murrayfield I can only assume that the Edinburgh lot have lost contact with civilisation. So... I'd like to take this chance to thank Cath for being beautiful and Mook for having the most welcome arse-hole in the Northern Hemisphere.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I walked into town this afternoon. Didn't see so much as a crisp packet being blown about. All a bit meh so far.

[Guest]

15 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I walked into town this afternoon. Didn't see so much as a crisp packet being blown about. All a bit meh so far.

Does this mean that there's no wind or that there are no crisp packets? 

[Dougie Do'ins]

6 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Does this mean that there's no wind or that there are no crisp packets? 

[Champ]

I take it all back. I’m soaked through here

[Lee909]

Expected to hit hear around 4am. 

Winds going from 15mph to over 40. 

Pain in the arse as I cycle to work so will likely take up the offer for someone to drop me off. 

[elvis]

winds gusting between 60 - 70 mph possible over here on  craggy island .

Cats not happy with the cat flap 

 

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, elvis said:

winds gusting between 60 - 70 mph possible over here on  craggy island .

Cats not happy with the cat flap 

 

Any news on German Bite ?

[Elite]

Some cunts in the garden in the jacuzzi with music blasting where I live, hope a tree falls on the cunts.

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, Elite said:

Some cunts in the garden in the jacuzzi with music blasting where I live, hope a tree falls on the cunts.

You bitter jealous prick. Get round their windmilling your cock. Whats the matter with you. 

 

Gone to the dogs this

 

Dave 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You bitter jealous prick. Get round their windmilling your cock. Whats the matter with you. 

 

Gone to the dogs this

 

Dave 

I hope someone shits in it and they all contract the Corona virus.

[easytoslip]

It’s starting to sound good here , a storm is comin’ , I hope it doesn’t disappoint and let me down.

[Mudface]

Getting reports here that a plastic bag has been blown into a tree and there's a three car tailback of sensation seekers stopping to take pictures. I'm praying that we all make it through, and won't masturbate tonight in case it jinxes things and brings on the Apocalypse. Please be careful out there. Stay safe, everyone.

[Bjornebye]

27 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Getting reports here that a plastic bag has been blown into a tree and there's a three car tailback of sensation seekers stopping to take pictures. I'm praying that we all make it through, and won't masturbate tonight in case it jinxes things and brings on the Apocalypse. Please be careful out there. Stay safe, everyone.

The bag landed on Tonys maa's head. Its now a 42 car tailback and I doubt any of us will make it through this. 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

The bag landed on Tonys maa's head. Its now a 42 car tailback and I doubt any of us will make it through this. 

Tony's ma lives near Stirling? She really does get around a lot.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

Tony's ma lives near Stirling? She really does get around a lot.

She does a Stirling job and all 

 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

Death on a stick out there.

[moof]

Bit blowy out there 

[Captain Turdseye]

WIND

[Dougie Do'ins]

Oh look, it's raining a bit heavy. No cats or dogs, just a bit of rain. 

[Champ]

It must be shocking in Manchester. The game’s just been called off. Really?

[Dougie Do'ins]

13 minutes ago, Champ said:

It must be shocking in Manchester. The game’s just been called off. Really?

Yes it is, but it's got fuck all to do with the weather.