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Ever been with a woman you squirts?

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I picked up some moose in the tavern in Wallasey many years ago and went back to hers.We did it and when she came it was like a tap. I did not even have to do that much but it made me feel like a god . I told my mate the next day and a couple of weeks later we went back to the old sausage factory and he decided he was going to pull her ,which he did but he did not get her to splash .

So the story is I rule .

She also has a big fuck off picture of Gazza on her wall as well which I thought was strange but there we go .

 

*shakes head*

 

Was in there last week. Never again, although I said that after the last time I went there.

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Ezekiel 25:17 Grand Master

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yep, it is in fact my first line to chat up a "lass" "do you squirt"

 

3 foot was the furthest with the right technique. Its a bastard changing the sheets all the time though.

 

It is not humanly possible for a bird to be referred to as Lass and be thin, I know Remmie has my back on this one, right up their with bubbly and happy go lucky.

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So it is urine then?

 

 

 

Paulie, take it as a compliment mate.

 

No, it's not urine, it's plasma (fanny batter to this lot) and comes from glands. When a woman has a particularly good orgasm, her muscles contract so hard that it propels the lubricant out of the glands. Some women have massive glands, and some women have none at all, hence why some women squirt and others don't.

 

So if you ever soak someone's bed you can say "It's not my fault, it's me glands".

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I've been with a couple of lasses who never knew they could squirt until they met me... Not trying to boast or owt, but there you go. Come to think of it, I've only ever been with the one who didn't bless the mattress with love-puddles.

 

As my piano teacher used to tell me, my fingering is not bad at all.

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No, it's not urine, it's plasma (fanny batter to this lot) and comes from glands. When a woman has a particularly good orgasm, her muscles contract so hard that it propels the lubricant out of the glands. Some women have massive glands, and some women have none at all, hence why some women squirt and others don't.

 

So if you ever soak someone's bed you can say "It's not my fault, it's me glands".

 

Thanks for that, all these men proclaiming they have the ability to do a job and they didn't know what it even was.

 

Ace.

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RobbieOR Grand Master

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No, it's not urine, it's plasma (fanny batter to this lot) and comes from glands. When a woman has a particularly good orgasm, her muscles contract so hard that it propels the lubricant out of the glands. Some women have massive glands, and some women have none at all, hence why some women squirt and others don't.

 

So if you ever soak someone's bed you can say "It's not my fault, it's me glands".

 

So basically it could be sweat?

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