Work Tottie Poll

[Arniepie]

6 hours ago, George Roper said:

Bump

Not sure where to post this but this seemed the best fit.

 

The best looking woman I work with started a 2nd job a few months ago. Talking to a lad at work recently and he told me he is pretty sure she's working as a lap dancer.  The person he heard it from is pretty close with the girl and is someone she might confide in.

 

I had previously wondered the same thing. She went to a lad who trained as a dietitian for dietary advise, started using the work gym after work and then had this 2nd job that she was extremely cagey about. Nobody seemed to know what or where this 2nd job was.

 

There are 2 clubs in town so I decided fuck it I'd like to know for sure . One club was closed and she didn't work in the one still open. Subsequently heard the club only closed 2 weeks before I tried it so she could have been working there.

 

On the one hand I'd like to know 100% either way. If she wasn't working in either I could kill any rumours and had she been working I would have liked to have seen here in her undies. On the other I'm relieved that there wasn't some awkward embarrassing scene on seeing her in a club and subsequent weirdness at work.

 

Should I consider myself lucky or unlucky that that the 2nd club had already closed down.

im confused

[sir roger]

The Brother In Law ended up booking one for a Xmas night out but most of the older lads didn't  fancy a lap dance and gave their free dance token to the apprentice. They ended up leaving after an hour about 50 quid down for 3 or 4 warm lagers, while the can lad had eyes like Nookie Bear.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, sir roger said:

The Brother In Law ended up booking one for a Xmas night out but most of the older lads didn't  fancy a lap dance and gave their free dance token to the apprentice. They ended up leaving after an hour about 50 quid down for 3 or 4 warm lagers, while the can lad had eyes like Nookie Bear.

All that money just to cum in your own kecks. Half the price for an Indian meal and you can shit in them instead.

More Martin Lewis financial advice here tomorrow.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

All that money just to cum in your own kecks. Half the price for an Indian meal and you can shit in them instead.

More Martin Lewis financial advice here tomorrow.

 

Is that why you stopped the nights down Silks and the Captain's Club and went for the Bengal Palace Thursday night offers?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 Oy a single one of you have asked for a pic. This place has gone to the dogs. 
 

George, pics or gtfo 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Is that why you stopped the nights down Silks and the Captain's Club and went for the Bengal Palace Thursday night offers?

You know me too well.

[Lurtz]

22 hours ago, Pidge said:

 

Why?

 

"If she wasn't working in either I could kill any rumours"

 

Of course you could. Broadcasting at work that you've been trawling strip clubs to try and catch one of your colleagues based off a nothing rumour would be a great look, you'd really be saving the day there.

And imagine how pleased she'd be to see him if it turned out to be true. 

[YorkshireRed]

I had a relationship with a work colleague once. She was fit as fuck, and sexy with it. Had a look of Natalie Imbruglia from the Torn video. 
 

We used to sneak into the training room for mid day frolicking. 
 

It was ace until she dumped me for one of my friends (to be fair, they got married and are still together more than twenty years later). 
 

The period, post dumping, when we still worked together was horrific. Those scars are still with me today. 
 

My advice is to proceed with caution, but don’t let any of your friends anywhere near her. 
 

Sex in the training room is also high risk. You might be better advised to use the sick room like normal people. 

[Rushies tash]

It's how I met Mrs Tash. At work, not a strip club.

[Champ]

On 28/12/2023 at 13:38, Mook said:

Having said all that, if you can get a picture of her arse, fire it up on here by all means.

I opened the door of this thread expecting the worst and was then comforting myself that perhaps the forum/the world had moved on a bit…until I came to your contribution, Mook. Two steps forward one step back, eh?

[Mook]

7 minutes ago, Champ said:

I opened the door of this thread expecting the worst and was then comforting myself that perhaps the forum/the world had moved on a bit…until I came to your contribution, Mook. Two steps forward one step back, eh?

 

Sometimes the wee head tells the big head what to do, Cath.

 

It's simply evolution, nothing to do with me.

[Champ]

58 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Sometimes the wee head tells the big head what to do, Cath.

 

It's simply evolution, nothing to do with me.

As I was reminded yesterday, were none of us all bad or all good

[Arniepie]

do they even have lappies now?

 

seemed to be all the rage about 10 years ago,

[Mook]

18 minutes ago, Champ said:

As I was reminded yesterday, were none of us all bad or all good

 

It maybe didn't read quite the way I intended but I didn't genuinely want the guy to go and take a picture ot her bum & post it on the forum.

 

Just to clarify.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

It maybe didn't read quite the way I intended but I didn't genuinely want the guy to go and take a picture ot her bum & post it on the forum.

 

Just to clarify.

I understand.

 

You wanted him to take pics of her bum and PM you.

[Mook]

22 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I understand.

 

You wanted him to take pics of her bum and PM you.

 

I'm watching what I'm saying, I'll probably see Champ for a game in the next couple of months & would like to go home sans kicking.

[Bjornebye]

52 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

It maybe didn't read quite the way I intended but I didn't genuinely want the guy to go and take a picture ot her bum & post it on the forum.

 

Just to clarify.

 

 

 

[Champ]

7 hours ago, Arniepie said:

do they even have lappies now?

 

seemed to be all the rage about 10 years ago,

They do but you’re right, they don’t seem to be ‘a thing’ in the way they used to be. Something worse will have replaced them

[Champ]

7 hours ago, Mook said:

 

It maybe didn't read quite the way I intended but I didn't genuinely want the guy to go and take a picture ot her bum & post it on the forum.

 

Just to clarify.

And all I can see when I read this post is that I missed the apostrophe in ‘we’re’

[Lurtz]

1 hour ago, Champ said:

They do but you’re right, they don’t seem to be ‘a thing’ in the way they used to be. Something worse will have replaced them

 

Wetherspoons? 

[skend04]

I went to a gentleman's bar a fair few years back on a mate's birthday. Not sure why, but someone bought me a dance so off we toodled. However, once in the booth all I could smell was shit. That was one of the worst 5 minutes of my life, being dry humped by a naked bird who probably didn't wipe properly. Had to pay the Lucky Lucky guy extra to get a good spraying with an EDT to disguise any odour that might have transferred over.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, skend04 said:

I went to a gentleman's bar a fair few years back on a mate's birthday. Not sure why, but someone bought me a dance so off we toodled. However, once in the booth all I could smell was shit. That was one of the worst 5 minutes of my life, being dry humped by a naked bird who probably didn't wipe properly. Had to pay the Lucky Lucky guy extra to get a good spraying with an EDT to disguise any odour that might have transferred over.

Or maybe she was offering bum sex to tramps?

[littletedwest]

One of my mates got kicked out of two separate ones.

Once he tried put loose change in one's g string. He wasn't trying be a dick he was just pissed.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Been twice. Both after days at the horse racing. £10 for a dance at the Pen & Wig. Like others have said, it’s awkward as fuck. I ended up chatting to the bird and letting her take my gear into the loo for a bump. 
 

Can’t remember the name of the second one but it was nearby and apparently only £5 per dance. I can’t comment on the women really, me and another lad just stayed at the bar for one drink and then fucked off up to Slater St. 

[Clem H Fandango]

One of the ladies i work with looks like some sort of instagram model. Covered in make-up and lip filler that to me, looks like it has gone wrong and looks like a puffer fish. Then there's the playing with the blonde hair all day.

She make look beautiful/intimidating to some/most of my colleagues but to be honest, it does nowt for me. Give me a woman devoid of make-up anyday of the week.