Work Tottie Poll

[Big Ig]

Paul, I'm with you all the way on the grammar / spelling thang, but why the comma between ha and ha? Reads plenty odd?

 

Er, the above sounds critical, and fucking miles out of context nontheless! Not at all... just curious.

[George Roper]

Bump

Not sure where to post this but this seemed the best fit.

 

The best looking woman I work with started a 2nd job a few months ago. Talking to a lad at work recently and he told me he is pretty sure she's working as a lap dancer.  The person he heard it from is pretty close with the girl and is someone she might confide in.

 

I had previously wondered the same thing. She went to a lad who trained as a dietitian for dietary advise, started using the work gym after work and then had this 2nd job that she was extremely cagey about. Nobody seemed to know what or where this 2nd job was.

 

There are 2 clubs in town so I decided fuck it I'd like to know for sure . One club was closed and she didn't work in the one still open. Subsequently heard the club only closed 2 weeks before I tried it so she could have been working there.

 

On the one hand I'd like to know 100% either way. If she wasn't working in either I could kill any rumours and had she been working I would have liked to have seen here in her undies. On the other I'm relieved that there wasn't some awkward embarrassing scene on seeing her in a club and subsequent weirdness at work.

 

Should I consider myself lucky or unlucky that that the 2nd club had already closed down.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I think you might need to change two letters in your surname from ‘o’ and ‘r’ to ‘a’ and ‘y’

[Pidge]

28 minutes ago, George Roper said:

On the one hand I'd like to know 100% either way.

 

Why?

 

"If she wasn't working in either I could kill any rumours"

 

Of course you could. Broadcasting at work that you've been trawling strip clubs to try and catch one of your colleagues based off a nothing rumour would be a great look, you'd really be saving the day there.

[Pidge]

Found Stacksy's alt account at least.

[Mudface]

If you or anyone you know have been affected by the actions described in @George Roper's post, then please contact the Suzy Lamplugh Trust's Stalking Helpline online, in person or on a freephone number for practical information, support, and advice on risk, safety planning and legislation for victims of stalking, their friends, family, and professionals working with victims.

[suzy]

I went out with a work colleague, luckily just before he moved branches. He turned out to be a rogue, but I married his friend!

[Jairzinho]

The only sensible option is to bug her car, and build a giant sex robot in her image.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then hand yourself into the police, you massive sex pest.

[Section_31]

* middle aged man seeks permission from Internet friends to visit strip clubs behind wife's back.

[TheHowieLama]

ROAR

[Bjornebye]

 Oy a single one of you have asked for a pic. This place has gone to the dogs. 
 

George, pics or gtfo 

[TheSire]

3 hours ago, George Roper said:

Bump

Not sure where to post this but this seemed the best fit.

 

The best looking woman I work with started a 2nd job a few months ago. Talking to a lad at work recently and he told me he is pretty sure she's working as a lap dancer.  The person he heard it from is pretty close with the girl and is someone she might confide in.

 

I had previously wondered the same thing. She went to a lad who trained as a dietitian for dietary advise, started using the work gym after work and then had this 2nd job that she was extremely cagey about. Nobody seemed to know what or where this 2nd job was.

 

There are 2 clubs in town so I decided fuck it I'd like to know for sure . One club was closed and she didn't work in the one still open. Subsequently heard the club only closed 2 weeks before I tried it so she could have been working there.

 

On the one hand I'd like to know 100% either way. If she wasn't working in either I could kill any rumours and had she been working I would have liked to have seen here in her undies. On the other I'm relieved that there wasn't some awkward embarrassing scene on seeing her in a club and subsequent weirdness at work.

 

Should I consider myself lucky or unlucky that that the 2nd club had already closed down.

Serial killer?

[Mudface]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 Oy a single one of you have asked for a pic. This place has gone to the dogs. 
 

George, pics or gtfo 

 

Speaking on my own behalf, I don't want to be involved in the inevitable police raids.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Speaking on my own behalf, I don't want to be involved in the inevitable police raids.

Stay well clear of the breakfast thread then. 

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Speaking on my own behalf, I don't want to be involved in the inevitable police raids.

 

Didn't one of the GF get arrested recently for trying to hire a hitman to kill Holly Willoughby? This thread is pretty tame by comparison.

[lifetime fan]

How many accounts does Anny Road have? 

[Mook]

I'm a pervert myself but strip clubs are horrible enough without the sheer awkwardness I would imagine if you knew one of the strippers.

 

Fuck that.

 

Going round the clubs actually looking to see a bird you know stripping is seriously fucked up I would say.

[Mook]

Having said all that, if you can get a picture of her arse, fire it up on here by all means.

[Section_31]

Never liked strip clubs but I've always been baffled by the double standards when compared to male strippers.

 

You go and see a female stripper and you've got to sit on your hands, pay a tenner for a bottle of Bud, you get excommunicated by married friends and neighbours and if your Mrs finds out she attaches a car battery to your bollocks and it gets used in every argument against you for the next 15 years. 

 

Male strippers come to town and it's open season. Daughter, mother and grandmother are all down there to see a troupe called "Latin cocks" or some shit, throwing knickers at them and smacking their arses left and right, and it's somehow all good solid family fun.

[Welsh]

I met my fiancee in our workplace so it does work from time to time but you've got to be 100% sure about it.

[SasaS]

2 minutes ago, Welsh said:

I met my fiancee in our workplace so it does work from time to time but you've got to be 100% sure about it.

 

You work in a strip club?

[Mudface]

22 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Never liked strip clubs but I've always been baffled by the double standards when compared to male strippers.

 

You go and see a female stripper and you've got to sit on your hands, pay a tenner for a bottle of Bud, you get excommunicated by married friends and neighbours and if your Mrs finds out she attaches a car battery to your bollocks and it gets used in every argument against you for the next 15 years. 

 

Male strippers come to town and it's open season. Daughter, mother and grandmother are all down there to see a troupe called "Latin cocks" or some shit, throwing knickers at them and smacking their arses left and right, and it's somehow all good solid family fun.

 

Sounds like you're rationalising your frequent Magic Mike shows.

[Welsh]

16 minutes ago, SasaS said:

 

You work in a strip club?

Haha, brilliant.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

 

 

Male strippers come to town and it's open season. Daughter, mother and grandmother are all down there to see a troupe called "Latin cocks" or some shit, throwing knickers at them and smacking their arses left and right, and it's somehow all good solid family fun.

 

It really is. 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

I'm a pervert myself but strip clubs are horrible enough without the sheer awkwardness I would imagine if you knew one of the strippers.

 

Fuck that.

 

Going round the clubs actually looking to see a bird you know stripping is seriously fucked up I would say.

I once went to one in town and seen an ex of mine working there.

 

That was uncomfortable, particularly as one of my mates had a dance of her ( he didn't know it was my ex)