Work Tottie Poll

[drewy]

Get it fuckin rattled! They all love the cock.

 

Deal with the fallout later.

[The Chief]

A mate of mine rattled some bird he worked with, stunning looks, massive jugs, (his description not mine) and they got on well, then she went weird on him, then she got promoted, then she made his life hell, he left the job to start in our place, TWO years later he got invited out for a chrimbo bev with the old place, and they told him she wouldn't be there, she turned up took one look at him and twatted him in the eye with a bottle! he got lucky it didn't break, broke the skin though! my, HOW i laughed when he came into work with a whopper of a shiner.

on the other hand, give her a good seeing to, bruises heal mate.

[The Chief]

Get it fuckin rattled! They all love the cock.

 

Deal with the fallout later.

 

:D :D :D very "new man".

[drewy]

A mate of mine rattled some bird he worked with, stunning looks, massive jugs, (his description not mine) and they got on well, then she went weird on him, then she got promoted, then she made his life hell, he left the job to start in our place, TWO years later he got invited out for a chrimbo bev with the old place, and they told him she wouldn't be there, she turned up took one look at him and twatted him in the eye with a bottle! he got lucky it didn't break, broke the skin though! my, HOW i laughed when he came into work with a whopper of a shiner.

on the other hand, give her a good seeing to, bruises heal mate.

 

Bird or no bird, if she hit me with a bottle it would be the last thing she ever did.

 

They still love the cock.

[Paul]

Have some respect for women you neanderthal.

 

Get to know the girl, if you like her a relationship may develop. You may then get married and sex will mean so much more than a grubby one night stand that frankly means nothing.

 

What the world needs now is love sweet love. That's the only thing that there's just too little of.

 

Take no notice of these buffoons on here - follow your heart and happiness will truly follow.

 

You know I'm right.

Hom.

[plonky]

Find out if her mum and dad run there own business.Find out if they have dough and go for it play it good nice guy etc.

 

If her parent's have fuck all.

 

Rip the back out of her.

 

The updated lyrics to Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime"

 

If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal

If her daddy's poor rip the back out of her

:D

[Captain]

LFCfanbymistake is obviously

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[Wig]

Hom.

 

:yes:

[Joeys Pogo]

Hom.

 

 

Teacher

[TonyTNT]

Tis true that they can be a bit on on the Winnie Mandela side, One of my mates not only had the bird he ploughed in work key his brand new motor, she even called his house and spoke to his missus to confess, this whilst he was chowing down watching Emmerdale.

But its sill a big yes ... do it , do it,

[Paul]

Teacher

Ha, ha!

[Paul]

Ha, ha!

Oh yeah, one other thing... seven weeks off. Woohoo!!!

[Section_31]

People always say 'don't shit were you eat' but where else are you supposed to pull decent birds these days? Walkabout?

Go for it fella, if she's on the level even if it doesn't work out you should be able to work around it and just put a brave face on things.

[bri]

just remember birds are 10000 times more vindictive than men. Still go for it though.

[Section_31]

just remember birds are 10000 times more vindictive than men. Still go for it though.

 

 

There is no deeper hatred than one between two women, fact.

[Anubis]

I work with a stunner. I think ive got a chance. I've never done a work colleague before. Whats the ettiquette?

 

As long as she isn't your own secretary go for it. If it is your own secretary, then leave it. It will deffo cause problems.

 

Although Mav will tell you that a secretary is like any other piece of office equipment - it's not yours till it's been screwed on your desk....

[Karl_b]

No debate, go for it. I have in the past a couple of times and its never been a problem. I used to work with my girlfriend and we were worried about the repercussions (sp?) but it would have been stupid to hold back for that reason. If we stopped ourselves from doing things that feel right for reasons like working together then nobody would get laid.

[Jose Jones]

Definitely got to go for it. How would you feel if you didn’t and then some other guy at work managed to pull her?

[Stouffer]

The updated lyrics to Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime"

 

If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal

If her daddy's poor rip the back out of her

:D

 

That made me snot my desk!

 

The only problem your gonna have is when it goes wrong and she starts telling tales about you at work. Hung like a mouse sort of stuff.

[Section_31]

As long as she isn't your own secretary go for it. If it is your own secretary, then leave it. It will deffo cause problems.

 

Although Mav will tell you that a secretary is like any other piece of office equipment - it's not yours till it's been screwed on your desk....

 

 

Been there, done that, great stuff. Not on the premises though...

[Stouffer]

Been there, done that, great stuff. Not on the premises though...

 

Especially not if you work in a butchers, not very romantic.

[bri]

for me its either a secretary or a barmaid. I havent worked out the link yet.

 

If you do pull her, boy you better be a damm good shag.

[Mav]

As long as she isn't your own secretary go for it. If it is your own secretary, then leave it. It will deffo cause problems.

 

Don't be such a baby - you can always ask your mate to do a swap if it goes - pardon the pun - tits up.

[Mav]

Been there, done that, great stuff. Not on the premises though...

 

If you work in an office "on the premises" is highly recommended. Especially during work hours.

[Mav]

Although Mav will tell you that a secretary is like any other piece of office equipment - it's not yours till it's been screwed on your desk....

 

I used to hold that view a few years ago.

 

But I've matured.

 

I've evolved.

 

I see a secretary as a person now. Who has feelings.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And MY GOD have you seen the current incumbent? The phrase "wouldn't do her with yours" springs to mind. That's my current recruitment policy. Avoid office shagging. Only recruit munters.